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You've been a member for about a year and a half, and for there or thereabouts a year and a half of that, you've been a twat.

Firstly, the king doesn't have "a" surgeon as such. Secondly, anything I've pinged to mango via DM is a false flag. I'm not about to give him any real details as he's a stranger on the internet at the end of the day. And he's just proven me correct to do so by blurting it out on here. I don't trust anyone on here. Journalist was true, but I wouldn't narrow it down beyond that, and I wouldn't give hints to who their source was.

This reminded me of the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph: When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin candles, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickles for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practise a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Of course you'd find a way to make this about fucking Jimmy Carter. Seek help mango boy.

I doubt it but ask him! @mymango, the lovely people of DL Forums want to know when/if you're fucking off...

... Monday. It was Monday.

He didn't lose his first wife, he knew she was in the bedroom.

Course not. She's got a blue rosette, that's a pre-requisite.

self-awareness isn't your strong suit, is it?

Ulitzer messaged me to say "he's fucked".

You don't know if the source was unnamed. Ulitzer didn't say that. He isn't going to identify anyone here for obvious reasons.

I know. Difference is, people enjoy reading my twattery.

I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her.

That's what this is all about for you, isn't it? You're a hardcore royalist and think that discussing and speculating about their health is treasonous. In other words you're a nut job and give a bad name to the majority of moderate royalists. The Royals are not above scrutiny and can be subject to speculation just as much as anyone else. If you have a problem with what we do here, then leave the forum. A few other users have suggested that you may not be mature enough to be on here. Take a hint a go elsewhere.

Literally the only thing making me believe that this could remotely be possible is that Ulitzer has a very good track record. Otherwise all public signs point in the complete opposite direction. Personally my sign will be if Charles travels to France for the D-Day anniversary. If he does and participates in the full program of events as scheduled, he's definitely in better shape than suggested here.

I call BS. They caught it early and he's responding well to treatment. His staff are upbeat.

Hi there! You are missing +1 points here. @Paul BearerThanks for reading this!

Penny is a) vile, b) ridiculous, and c) probably going to lose her seat. But that's okay, she's already sorted out her post-parliamentary career:

18/4/24 21:46 hrs 71 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 37 La Roux — In For The Kill 37 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 34 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind -1 34 Adele — Chasing Pavements 33 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 33 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 30 Taylor Swift — Love Story 24 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold -2 19 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 19 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me +3 00 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite -3

It was the only one left I couldn't remember, so listened the other night and then I did. And I'm now frustrated I didn't vote a couple of hours ago and put it out of its misery because it's not one of the 4 best here IMHO, so I'd have got rid of it. Also, voting on it based on the original rather than the remix is slightly disingenuous as that's not what got to #1. Anyway, my votes! 18/4/24 71 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 37 La Roux — In For The Kill 37 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 35 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind +2 34 Adele — Chasing Pavements 33 Rihanna — Russian Roulette +2 33 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 30 Taylor Swift — Love Story 26 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 19 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 16 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 03 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite -6

Again, there's not much here that I like.

I wouldn't exactly trust Dalgleish to be impartial on this issue, during the height of the pandemic he lobbied for certain companies to be given contracts for the vaccine whilst holding shares in those companies plus he has repeatedly claimed that organisations that have disagreed with him are controlled by China, to the extent where he tried to get the UK government to spy on certain scientific organisations. Bearing in mind, he has also previously worked with right-wing lobbying groups and was a UKIP parliamentary candidate in 2015, I would say he would be very biased. Plus John Campell has a reputation for spreading misinformation on his Youtube channel, and would never be my go to source. It's one very complex, multifaceted theory, something that hasn't properly been disproven but also hasn't been 100% confirmed, and within that theory there are disagreements on if it was accidental or not, the intentions behind it and collaborators.

So Karen has rigor mortis and Kirsten Schwalbe Dead Soon.

Her name sounds like "rigor mortis" !

Identical twins no longer identical after the astronaut brother returns from extended stay in space. 7% of his genes have changed permanently, including those related to the immune system and DNA repair. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-15/twins-separated-by-outer-space-no-longer-identical/9553134 Could have very interesting long term implications for any astronaut or cosmonaut who has spent a long time up in Mir or the ISS in the past.