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  1. 12 points
    It's set in 1861.What do these woke retards expect ? An ensemble of non binary black blind lesbians in wheelchairs singing about the abolition of the police?
  2. 9 points
    All this idiotic censorship, such as it is, that’s happened off the back of BLM’s momentum, does absolutely nothing to combat racism and in fact detracts from the importance and objective of the movement and the real concern behind it. Rather than pettily and cynically removing old sitcoms and making BLM look like some kind of shitty political correctness exercise, how about instead focusing on talking about how to make people’s lives better?
  3. 9 points
    Kate and Gerry were out by the pool having dinner when it happened.
  4. 9 points
    A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration. “Thanks,” the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one wagon leash to the dog’s collar and one to the cat’s testicles. “Little Partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go a lot faster.” The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon, at the dog and the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman’s eyes and says…….. “You’re probably right………but then I wouldn’t have a fucking siren, would I?!
  5. 8 points
    Typical. Starts another esoteric deadpool with a complicated scoring system and then fucks off.
  6. 7 points
  7. 7 points
    Archaeologists in London find earliest London theatre I believe it said Angela Lansbury on the dressing room door.
  8. 7 points
  9. 7 points
    I’ve just discovered that Renee Simonot used to dub Olivia. Now Renee is the oldest living actress in the world, followed by Olivia. Funny coïncidence.
  10. 6 points
    She hasn't been buried yet.
  11. 6 points
    You're very confident with all those "will"s.
  12. 6 points
    According to this Terry Dicks, former Tory MP for Hayes and Harlington, died last night aged 83: https://www.politicshome.com/news/article/remembrance-of-departed-colleagues Couldn't happen to a nicer homophobic racist - suggest you read up on his awful views on which Wiki can only give a flavour. Another dead cunt.
  13. 6 points
    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/18/us/politics/jean-kennedy-smith-dead.amp.html Jean Kennedy has died.The last sibling of John F Kennedy has passed away aged 92.
  14. 6 points
    So, Toast's public spiritedness and my credit card have combined to make the Dogs Trust (no apostrophe before the grammar Nazis descend!) richer to the tune of £10, plus gift aid benefits. The only remaining question being whether this thread will now die more quickly than the twenty low hanging talents who couldn't match Willie Thorne's winning performance.
  15. 6 points
  16. 6 points
    I can't believe people are still getting upset over "damn" in 2020
  17. 6 points
    Dreamt that I was watching tv and they were showing lots of archive footage of The Rolling Stones and I was expecting it to be announced that one of them had died but it turned out to be a debate on whether Mick Jagger was sexy or not.
  18. 6 points
    Why does Jimmy Savile like Twenty Seven year olds? Because there are twenty of them.
  19. 5 points
    No, that was Nat King Cole.
  20. 5 points
    Replaced by John McDonnell (!) who paid this tribute: "Despite my respect for the conventions of the House, I shall not perjure myself by praising my immediate Tory predecessor. Many saw him simply as a Tory buffoon, and he was once described as a "pig's bladder on a stick". When he chose as his election slogan, "We love Dicks", we were not sure whether to laugh or to call in the obscene publications squad. However, Terry Dicks was not a joke. He was a stain on the character of this House, the Conservative party which harboured him and the good name of my constituency. He brought shame on the political process of this country by his blatant espousal of racism and his various corrupt dealings. He demeaned the House by his presence, and I deeply regret that the Conservative party failed to take action to stem his flow of vile bigotry. Thankfully, my constituents can now say good riddance to this malignant creature."
  21. 5 points
    'their maths GCSE' for anyone who flunked their English GCSE Sorry couldn't resist.
  22. 5 points
    OOOhhh, another five points Saturday 117 (would've gone 116 but the guy next door just had a coughing fit in his garden!)
  23. 5 points
    Thanks, I’ve been looking for a punchy line for my CV.
  24. 5 points
    Nor me. There's no way anyone will ever get me to apologise for things that were done by other people generations before I was born. I'm pretty sure my generation was the first to grow up largely free from racial prejudice - we saw it around us, but we knew it was wrong. We were taught that to call people 'black' was rude, and we were very careful not to offend. In the years since then we've had the goalposts changed more times than I can count, we're branded as racists at every turn. I believe in equality, the best person for the job should get the job, not to fill quotas because they're BAME, women, LGBT etc. I don't see why people shouldn't dress up for fancy dress parties, it's about pretending to be someone else. I think it's utterly ridiculous and unacceptable to suppress history and ban any reference to anything that's not "woke". Fuck that shit. They've actually succeeded in turning me into a bit of a racist through sheer resentment. Great job.
  25. 5 points
    A Classic, ridiculous decision, this is part of history
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