The news. It's all so fucking dull and boring. I don't give a shit about snow in Rochdale, or that someone in Manchester might have Ebola, or that if I eat too much cheese I might catch cancer of the fanny. I don't give a fuck about kids with flies in their ears in Africa, Barack Obama's wife, or how big Kim Kardashian's fucking arse is. And I blame the media for me not giving a fuck, because they bombard you with this utter shite all day every day, to the extent where I am now immune. Bollocks to news, because it ain't new.