1.England lose penalty shoot out to Germans.
2.Wayne Rooney sent off shame.
3.Wayne Rooney hooker shame.
4.John Terry knocks off Coleen Rooney.
5.Katie Price marries for 3rd time.
6.Katie Price divorces for 3rd time.
7.Kerry Katona has arse moved onto face in bizarre plastic surgery op.
8.Arsene Wenger found hung,suicide due to RVP going to Man.City.
9.Great Britain wins fuck all gold medals at track and field events at Olympics.
10.Prince Harry gets engaged to a horse.