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  1. 3 points
    I am perfect in every way. Apart from the delusions.
  2. 3 points
    She took it literally when Obama and Cameron said: "f*** him!"
  3. 2 points
    Wasn't Horsfall what paralyzed Christopher Reeve?
  4. 2 points
    A biblically tragic denoument awaits...
  5. 1 point
    If nothing else, they at least provide a point of focus for all the fucktards and cuntmonkeys. It gives them a harmless hobby. That's Aspergers for you.
  6. 1 point
    Candle-lit vigils. Why? Because they're fucking pointless. If someone dies in a nasty accident, I really don't understand how a candle will help. Futher, these vigils tend to be attended by absolute strangers and/or attention seeking fat folk who have no connection whatsoever with the victim. I really don't understand people.
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    THREAD OF THE CENTURY SO FAR!! Get me the producers of The Undateables on the phone now, we are fuckin' TV gold in waiting, official!!
  8. 1 point
    Fuck, DO NOT stand in front of him when he sneezes, he will blow yer 'ead orf!
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    I watch the Dutch Eredivisie. The football is not exactly good, but since there are five or six teams that can win it, it's quite exciting. One of those is, I'm glad to report, my beloved Feyenoord. regards, Hein
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    If you line up my parents and granparents (metaphorically because none of them remain alive) a combination of heart attacks and cancer accounted for all of them and the average age on death of the lot of them suggests I might not live to see retirement. Apart from that I'm carrying no major life-threateners (so far as I know), used to run marathons, still run half-marathons and don't abuse my body too badly, despite a steady stream of beer at DLCons and football matches. So, you never know, I might see 70!
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    Seriously I'd like to know what is wrong with you. I mean everything from Mental Illness to PTSD, from Dandruff to Athletes Foot, from Crotch Rot to Vaginal Warts - just tell me What is Wrong With You!!! Remember this is for posterity so please be honest. Love, Mind Mush 1/29/2013 - Thanks everyone for your generous offerings - see my post reply down below!!
  12. 1 point
    What were the odds on that happening?
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    Kui sa arvad, et ka mina olen kohalik, siis eksid rängalt Minu võõrkeele oskuste hulka kuulub teiste seas ka inglise keel. Elagu Eesti! My Estonian is a bit rusty, but let me try a translation anyway: regards, Hein No no no. Minu võõrkeele oskuste hulka is obviously "my hovercraft is full of eels".
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    Barry Manilow suffering from the flu according to his FB page. ------------ Hello?! Hello?! What just happened? Did anyone get the number of the truck that just hit me? As they say on the internet, "O.M.G.!" This has to be the worst experience of my life! ... The bronchitis that hit me turned into the flu that hit everyone in New York and all my doctors could do was to give me stuff to make it a little easier to get through. In the end, they all said I'd just have to ride it out until it ran its course. I cannot apologize enough. As I was lying in bed, hacking, coughing, with chills and fever, I kept thinking of all the people whose plans had been ruined. I think the Jewish guilt I felt was even worse than the sickness itself! But, when I got enough strength to go online, instead of complaints (which people would be justified in writing), I found nothing but kindness and understanding. Which made me go for the Kleenex again. So, thank you to all for being so understanding about this nightmare. The GOOD NEWS is that I'm getting better! Everything is easing up and day-by-day I'm coming out of the dark. My voice is returning hour by hour and I'm feeling human again. I'm pretty sure I'll be ready to go on Tuesday night. (Unless I get hit by a truck!) So, I will be on that St. James stage on Tuesday night giving it my all and more grateful to all of you than I can ever express. If I were Oprah, I would give each of you a Buick. But that would be silly since there are no parking spaces here in New York! (Let alone Buicks) So all I can do is offer each of you my deepest thanks and hope that I'll see you at the St. James! All my love! Barry
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    Morrissey hospitalised with bladder infection. Here's hoping it's cancer.
  17. 1 point
    AGAINNNN! I FELL FOR IT AGAIN! I'M A TWAT.
  18. 1 point
    This is not a joke. More of a statement Americans have started a petition to kick Piers Morgan out of the country. Meanwhile, a counter-campaign has been launched in Britain to refuse to take him back. I hope we can meet the Yanks halfway on this, and put the cunt in the middle of the Atlantic.
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    Stalker of the year award.
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