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I'm not American but I am most definitely an insomniac and a mong. It's 3.05am.

The only mong I've seen this evening is you.

Stop digging up threads from 2004, Deathray.

RobertMugabe is funny though.

It was a slightly different situation and a different administration, but the Vatican protected (and continues to protect) ex-Cardinal Bernard Law. My guess is that Frankie won't throw Pell to the wolves unless the pressure gets intense.

Not internet celebs, rather they were hoping to gain that status with this stunt. And if MY visiting their otherwise anonymous site is any indication, ironically they've achieved their goal, in memorium. MonaLisa Perez, 20, remains in jail after shooting her boyfriend Pedro Ruiz at short range on Monday. The couple was recording a stunt for their Youtube channel outside their Minnesota home. Ruiz was holding a thick book in front of his chest and instructed Perez to shoot at him with a .50-caliber pistol. They wanted to see if the book could stop the bullet. The pair reportedly had tested the stunt out already — they were filming when the shooting occurred. Police said there are "multiple videos" of the incident, but that none of them will be released at this time. SC

OK, since RobertMugabe has re-booted a pair of old threads and Deathray has done the same in the past few days, isn't it pretty safe to assume they are alter egos of the same individual? I'm going to presume this moving forward. It's probably best I'm not an DL Admin. SC

It comes as a surprise that Deathray has a piqued interest in operations to cure giant swellings of the scrotum? Let's leave him alone. SC

Man, let's end this less than stellar thread with a suitable song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wguF9N0x9do

Ah, Doris Speed - Corrie gold!

Interesting names that people give their children. A woman who lives two gardens away seems to have named her son fu***ng retard as that is what she calls him every time he is playing out.

He could be so good for you.

He'll be busy organising Benedict's conveniently orchestrated funeral that day. Maybe...

All over the BBC too....

No more Mambo Italiano for Rosemary Clooney after this day 15 years ago, aged 74.

LaMotta sweepstakes - The Unknown Man: July 14th, 2017 RadGuy: August 2nd, 2017 LilyForrester: September 26th, 2017 Shaun of the Dead: October 5th, 2017 theoldlady: November 2nd, 2017 IceCriticGamer1661: December 21st, 2017 ajlposh: January 16th, 2018 ObakeFilter: January 28th, 2018 MikeyG: May 4th, 2018 Zsa Zsa's Leg: October 12th, 2018 - will be updated for further entries

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Renting a home does not mean that you leave weeds outside your front door to grow 6ft high, your wheelie bins, overflowing with shite, on the path blocking people ( especially when you are a cunt that parks on the pavement too) and have numerous cardboard boxes laying all over the fucking drive at the back because you forgot to put out the recycling bin when everybody else remembered to. Basically, because you cant give many fucks about where you live, other people will start to get a bit pissed off and will want to cave your wank faced fucking heads in. I will.

Bernard Hepton - will be 92 if and when he sees DL action

Absolutely.I knew of Lazytown and knew Robbie Rotten by face only before Stefan got ill.It seems Lazy Town was after I stopped watching kids TV. I reckon he is a childhood hero to anyone 20 or under.Of course the memes since he got ill and the variety of videos on the net have exposed him to a much wider demographic hence why I said the DL committee should put him on the list.He will get a hell of a lot of internet attention when he goes.Timelines will be flooded.I feared the committee might think he was just a kids tv actor with cancer but when we consider today`s mediums he is probably today`s equivalent of Harry H Corbett Tony Hart Brian Cant or John Noakes. When I was younger it was Richard Cadell and Matthew Corbett out of Sooty Neil Buchanan out of Art Attack and Mark Speight out of SMART that were the big stars.Remember being gutted when he hung himself.

Mod powers are to be used lightly. I ain't gonna try to overthrow Mugabe, can you imagine the chaos it would cause?

I'll send in a list tomorrow morning. I'm seriously thinking of putting Mugabe on the 5th seat subs bench due to the embarrassment that he caused on me tonight...

Anyone know when this announcement is supposed to take place?

I provide so much insight into african leader deaths through my contacts but people continue to give me shit on this website. Could you not spread it on the seized farmlands?