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Looks like he just wants to get it over with as quickly as possible so he can to back to posting on the death list.

Pretty sure DI appears more often than PB these days, tbh. Not that it matters, they're both active, as it were.

Windsor is setting up the Scottish unionist militia or something like that.

I had a look through the Wikipedia page for people who have ALS, and I found the ones who are still alive, and compiled a list of what they're known for (to help theme teams), what age they are and when they were diagnosed. Augie Nieto (entrepreneur, 58/59, diagnosed in 2005) Fernando Ricksen (footballer, 40, diagnosed in 2013) Marian Cisovsky (footballer, 37, diagnosed in 2014) Stephen Hillenburg (cartoonist, 55, diagnosed in 2017) Stephen Hawking (physicist, 75, diagnosed in 1963) Steve Gleason (American football, 40, diagnosed in 2011) Jerome Golmard (tennis, 43, diagnosed in 2014) Neale Daniher (Aussie rules, 56, diagnosed in 2013) Dwight Clark (American football, 60, diagnosed in 2017) Jeff Capel II (American football, 64, diagnosed in 2014) OJ Brigance (American football, 47, diagnosed in 2007) Jason Becker (guitarist, 47, diagnosed in 1990)

If it was a miss the fucking thing would still be alive!!!

Wow! I love that song too. Some people might remember that one too because it was on the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. I might go as far as to say their cover of it is better than the XTC original (although I love both versions).

Since mod powers doesn't do anything anymore, maybe everyone can be a mod then.

So basically the SHDP finally ran out of tie breakers! Unless someone else dies for Toast or Death Impends first...

FTFY

Well yes, im drunk........and i like it!!!

That has nothing to do with dyslexia and everything to do with your nasty little mind.

Sorry Deathers, mods have fuck all powers since the upgrade. Seriously. None. I'm still waiting on answers about this from the Unholy Trinity. Please direct all further complaints to the ADMIN team. Although to be fair I probably wouldn't ever ban or warn MK as he's a Cork boy and possibly a cousin.

Why are you so speciesist?

You could have prevented this.

I sort of have to disagree with you on your wording, but not on the main point of Stefán not being a particularly 'deathlisty name'. Even the majority people who watched or had kids that watched Lazy Town or at least were aware that the show existed might not have known (recognised) 'the actor who played Robbie Rotten' until the show's head writer (and the internet meme factories) started promoting him and his fundraiser in late 2016. But at least he is still a proper actor, not a "cancer mum" or a "brave teenager" facing imminent death…

Gascoine is pretty famous.Certainly a household name for anyone over a certain age.

I don't know who June is, but she is a very luck girl

A young lad named Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"

The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. 'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, "VOTE FOR Jeremy Corbyn!" Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!

Just found out that I’m colourblind… The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

A man walks into a library and asks if there are any books about paranoia. The librarian says: "They're right behind you!"

I liked Norman but his time was well up. A good innings. Would have loved to be at his funeral...

If he drives it like a twat then there's every chance he could oblige us. Well everyone else on the Island does so if he doesn't oblige us someone else might . Oh and I won't be guilty- I don't drive

Well that rather depends how he drives his 5 series BMW. If he drives it like a twat then there's every chance he could oblige us.