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Americans are too busy clearing out their fallout shelters from the 1950s and stockpiling food and water - oh, and trying to kill each other over political lines.

10 years ago aged 84. *shh*

According to Wiki, first Bond film not to be based on a Fleming. Cool. Aye, the house was where he shagged other folks wives or something like that.

I was asked the other day if I was going to continue the family tradition by becoming a clown like my father and father. Of course I was very nervous. Those are some big shoes to fill.

Ah, well it was well placed for us as our hotel was right next to it. Sadly I can't comment on the views as all I could see was the inside of my jumper and my imminent death by fall from height

They should have made a farm version of 15 to 1. One white guy and 14 black guys and see who can win da farm.

Well, the Drop 40 needs new old blood...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-europe-41355179 Bettencourt dead.My new team 1920:Clarissa Eden Javier Perez de Cuellar 1921:Carol Channing Prince Philip 1922:Denis Norden Betty White 1923: Chuck Yaegar Glynis Johns 1924:Doug Ellis Mary Warnock 1925:Hal Holbrook Dorothy Malone 1926:Valery Giscard D'Estaing Cloris Leachman 1927:Sidney Poitier June Brown 1928:Walter Mondale Marion Ross 1929:Roger Bannister Joan Plowright

You mean it's a bit shit Toastie.

It's going to be the Pierre of Cardin's. After his death Mike Ashley will give away a few pieces of mr Cardin's ashes in sports direct endorsed tiny urns with orders over £20.

Bloody hell Lardy - if only it were just the piss. So sorry to read the cockwang befalling the House of Lardy. P.S. That Cable Car is the work of Satan and his merry imps - I won't even stand under it.

Was convinced Bettencourt was on the list. As she got axed due to the 25 names from the previous year rule, that'll explain it. Knew one of them would go - sods law. Bettencourt, WGS, Teddy Taylor - what is it with my migraines and a flood of celeb deaths in their wake...

Bettencourt trumps LaMotta. She was the richest woman ever.

Good Lord, die already. Carrington, that is. SC

You do realize that not everyone is voting seriously, right?

I swear to God they are actually driving Dilip Kumar's corpse around in a car and pretending he's alive.

Don't blame us, you voted to stay.

* got milk? *

Halim El-Dabh, quite possibly the first elctronic music composer, who had composed one of the earliest known works of tape music in the early 1940's, has died aged 96 according to this Facebook post by his wife.

No. The oldest living men in the US is John William Douglas (born in August 1905). https://familysearch.org/search/record/results?count=20&query=%2Bgivenname%3AJohn~ %2Bsurname%3ADouglas~ %2Bbirth_place%3A"Chesterfield%2C South Carolina"~ %2Bbirth_year%3A1904-1916~

They most likely were told to have lots of children so Prince Harry will not have a chance to be King. Another thing: The Queens 2 Oldest children (Charles and Anne) look a lot different from her two youngest children (Andrew and Edward). Different body and head structures. Very strange indeed.

The tabloids seem to think William does nothing but shag his wife, going by how often the pregnancy rumours arise.