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Sadowitz does it for me every time I see him. One of his tamer gags involved asking "what's this" before acting like a guy scribbling down notes; the punchline being that was Frankie Boyle at a Jerry Sadowitz gig!

Clint Eastwood. Well, folk keep traveling back in time to give us news (see above), I thought I'd give us some news from 7 years in the future instead.

Are we so desperate for new threads, we're resorting to sandwich threads?

Are you asking all of us to essentially pick your new name? That's a risky strategy, Mr Pissflaps.

What shall I get for Christmas? Oh, I know!!! Nick Knowles has an album out of 'grate chooons' for me to stick on the CD player. Hey, I may even buy Shane Ritchies new CD to play when I've worn Nicks one out. Fucking cunts, the lot of em.

As has been pointed out above many of the parts of your list are vague in current form; which is why the dead pool requires a full list. I get the feeling you are not intending a serious entry to the competition.

Don't laugh too much Once he's gone this is biopic gold - I'm seeing Kevin Spacey in blackface and the Hollywood comeback to end all comebacks

I still think he would have clarified it being her cancer. I think it's a 75% chance that he has cancer.

Good find. I was looking through a subreddit and some are saying that it could possibly be his (I think) girlfriend that has cancer?

I've only been in a Subway once. I found it terribly confusing. The sandwich (whatever it was I ended up with) was vile.

Twenty First Leaderboard 2017: (*=Joker) 1st: Grim Up North - 2377 Points [14/25] (Wetton; Westhuizen; Coward; Skellern; Morano; Christie; Fawkes; Campbell; Forsyth; Meads; Booth; Dawn; Downie; Berkowitz) 2nd: Shaun Of The Dead/Sean - 2169 Points [12/25] (Hollingworth; Skellern; Kaufman; Noakes; Sallis; Christie; Meads; Hall; Bettencourt; Booth; Downie; Berkowitz) 3rd: The Unknown Man - 2035 Points [10/25] (Wetton; Noakes; Christie; Kohl; Campbell; Meads; Lewis; Booth; Downie; Berkowitz) 4th: The Dead Cow - 1987 Points [12/25] (Sarstedt; D. Carrington; Westhuizen; Skellern; Morano; Sallis; *Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Hall; Zazu; Booth; Downie) 5th: JoeyRuss - 1854 Points [13/25] (Snuka; *Wetton; Westhuizen; Langhorne; Morano; Pirsig; Bayldon; Allman; Sallis; Campbell; Kristal; Booth; Downie) 6th: Death Impends - 1656 Points [13/25] (Youguang; Nakamura; Hale; D. Carrington; Corey; Skellern; Rockefeller; Sallis; Hart; Forsyth; Bettencourt; Downie; Darrieux) 7th: msc - 1611 Points [14/25] (Snuka; B. Simpson; McGill; Wetton; Coward; Skellern; Hewlett; Lakovic; Sallis; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Meads; Bradley; Downie) 8th: Toast - 1583 Points [10/25] (Sims; Westhuizen; Sumner; Coward; McGuinness; Sallis; Campbell; *Forsyth; Hall; Dotrice) 9th: JiroemonKimura - 1478 Points [10/25] (*Snuka; Cordero; Mohren; Skellern; Christie; Hofer; Del Rio; Campbell; Bradley; Downie) 10th: Sir Creep - 1476 Points [12/25] (Soares; McGiffin; Wetton; Skellern; Morano; Lakovic; Carey; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Meads; Qureshi) 11th: gcreptile - 1380 Points [11/25] (Hollingworth; Youguang; Snuka; Mohren; Rockefeller; Morano; Kaiser; Kristal; Zazu; Brown; Ruzickova) 12th: drol - 1284 Points [9/25] (Soares; *Snuka; Bossom; Clifton James; Sallis; Hart; Campbell; Darc; Dotrice) 13th: Book - 1120 Points [7/25] (Sarstedt; Tyler-Moore; Kohl; Bergmann; Campbell; Wain; Hefner) 14th: Deathers - 1054 Points [7/25] (Westhuizen; Kaufman; Berry; Morano; Campbell; Dawn; Domino) 15th: Rotten Ali - 840 Points [6/25] (Hurt; Wetton; Christie; Kohl; Blazer; Booth) 16th: Pedro67 - 766 Points [5/25] (Skellern; Walcott; Sallis; Lewis; LaMotta) 17th: Whoaml - 714 Points [7/25] (Sarstedt; Hale; Westhuizen; Berry; Rockefeller; Lewis; LaMotta) 18th: RadGuy/Phantom Of The Midway - 713 Points [7/25] (Snuka; Tyler-Moore; Westhuizen; Morano; Sallis; Christie; Kristal) 19th: Captain Chorizo - 684 Points [5/25] (Hollingworth; Suzuki; Morano; Darc; Downie) 20th: Bibliogryphon - 682 Points [5/25] (Dalyell; McCowen; *Freeman; Norman; D. Simpson) 21st: Widows Peak - 458 Points [1/25] (*Forsyth) 22nd: YoungWillz - 376 Points [3/25] (*Snuka; Bayldon; Campbell) 23rd: ImNotHades - 307 Points [2/25] (Fresco; Sarosy) 24th: Rockhopper penguin - 223 Points [3/25] (Westhuizen; Berry; Dreyfus)

Is it at all possible to judge the success or otherwise of a head transplant on a corpse? Unless they've successfully gone down the whole re-animation/Frankenstein route?

Ann Wedgeworth (IMDb), an American actress who appeared in soaps such as The Edge of Night, Another World and Somerset, has died aged 83. Additionally she appeared in Three's Company, Roseanne and Evening Shade. She was married to Rip Torn from 1955 to 1961. Edit: Metro obituary.

Update #17 for Les Mutrie, Dudley Simpson, Jeremy Hutchinson, and Bobby Doerr. msc 2480 drol 2315 DeathImpends 2295 Joey Russ 2210 The Dead Cow 2190 Jiroemon Kimura 2180 Book 2095 Wormfarmer 1715 Grim Up North 1675 gcreptile 1630 Captain Chorizo 1625 Shaun of the Dead 1385 GraveDanger 1325 The Unknown Man 1315 RadGuy 1270 YoungWillz 1235 Deathray 1145 Bibliogryphon 1135 Davy Jones' Locker 950 ImNotHades 350 Gooseberry Crumble 275 DeathImpends makes the podium, and Bibliogryphon makes it past 1000 points.

Fellini's Le avventure continue di Roberto Muggabi.

Thought this thread was just for the Jackson family. I see from the OP it wasn't, not a go at YW, just weird!

This thread makes no sense at all, so I'm closing it.

Russ Busby, a man who spent over 60 years as a photographer for Rev Billy Graham, has died aged 86.

Is she another fekin diva? We (me and Mrs Bearer) went to see Cher in Vegas a number of years ago. Bitch told her doormen to confiscate all cameras and phones. We paid to see her and we should be allowed to take photos as a keepsake. A couple of days later, we went to see Barry Manilow (there goes the street cred), we were allowed to take cameras and phones in. When he saw someone about to take a photo, he would pose. As he said, " you put me where I am, thank you, take as many photos as you want". Chrissie should think about that.

You know, you could have done these two in one post, right?

Stieg Larsson, author of the Millennium series, kicked the hornet's nest 13 years ago today, aged 50.

Marty Robbins heeded the master's call today in 1982, aged just 57

I have no association with this "Fuck Off".