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Mine drag on the floor. It’s my age, you know.

I’ve only done it twice and I was absolutely fucking spannered both times. But even if you’re not pissed, nobody wants to listen to fucking amateur twats thinking they’re fucking Tina Turner or Neil Diamond, I can state with absolute certainty that 100% of people that do karaoke are 99% less good than they think they are.

How fickle we are. One minute he’s the nation’s favourite twiglet, the next he’s disappeared in a puff of smoke and the paparazzi don’t give a shit. I reckon he’s in The Priory, rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan whilst dribbling over his David Dickinson scrapbook. Poor Dale. I loved him! When he used to say ‘off you go to my red area’ on that lottery thing I would laugh like a drain.

Open for business

Marinating in turmeric somewhere in preparation for a comeback. Got to get that skin tone perfect.

Good luck everyone, but especially Spade. Currently picture you going "Free at last" like Marcus Scarman at the end of Pyramids here. Planning to do a OoO 2010, continue the tradition?

Count me in as someone who has only ever done karaoke once. In my final couple of weeks in Cologne, those of us who were leaving were all challenged to something no-one would expect us to so I though I'd have a go at karaoke. I tried to sing Itchycoo Park and I think Lane and Marriott are still turning in their graves.

Only you. You bell end.

She has some problems with her sight, which is failing a bit. Misjudge those stairs and....

The Kapoors are Kaput.

George Boyd Willie Sr., who passed away Tuesday at the age of 92 in his home in Leupp after a long illness, really took to heart his oath to keep the fact he was a Navajo Code Talker a secret. According to family members, he didn’t tell them he was a Code Talker until 1997, more than 25 years after the federal government officially informed the world of their existence. SC

Visited by some old British actress or something. He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him.

Putain! He would have made such a perfect joker for my French theme team 2018.

Piers Sellers, Craig Sager, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, Gregorio Alvarez, Bruce DeHaven, Alphonze Mouzon, Rachel Owen, that Oxbridge student that wanted to go to Disneyland, the Man City fan guy, Barrelhouse Chuck, and AA GIll would have all featured heavily. I suspect Greg Lake would have appeared on one or two of the top contenders too as there were rumours about his health. I'm forgetting loads. It is what it is. 2015 into 2016 and 2013 into 2014 were quite spectacularly bad for this sort of thing too, iirc. Contenders just pick the next hospice dweller, and the rest of us go.... wait for it.... "Oh well, Bernard Hepton's still alive, better pick him!" And you know what? He is and all!

Aznavour and Giscard d’Estaing seem to be in good health for their age. Cardin is older but again, not particularly frail. Chirac is a safer bet. The others don’t feel like they belong on DeathList.

Congratulations to Ice, and to all the candidates who aren't ex-royalty or French rock stars for surviving thus far.

Mugabe cuz that fucker's gotta die sometime, right?

Update #18 for Malcolm Young, Charles Manson, Della Reese, David Cassidy, and King Michael I of Romania. JoeyRuss 2610 msc 2480 Book 2470 The Dead Cow 2465 DeathImpends 2435 drol 2370 Jiroemon Kimura 2230 Wormfarmer 2215 Captain Chorizo 2075 Grim Up North 2075 GraveDanger 1775 RadGuy 1755 Shaun of the Dead 1650 gcreptile 1630 The Unknown Man 1455 Deathray 1305 YoungWillz 1235 Bibliogryphon 1135 Davy Jones' Locker 950 ImNotHades 350 Gooseberry Crumble 325 JoeyRuss takes the lead!

Hey, come on, go easy. Montella is in mourning for his King. As is the rest of the, erm, Republic of Romania.

But most of them they are famous just in France! I will say: Pierre Cardin, Alain Delon, Valery Giscard d Estaing, Jean Paul Belmondo, Jacques Chirac,...

What about Zizi Jeanmaire?

Michael of NecRomania r.i.p.

They are only after an extra Christmas present, which could be chlamydia...I say stay out of it...

Turn your interest in deadpooling into medical studies. Win in the long run.

lol @ the idea Kirk Douglas has consensual sex