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I can't! ... we don't talk anymore.

2ND UPDATE May hits John Bain Bessie Camm Ted Dabney Cornelia Frances Dean Francis Delphine Gibson David Goodall Tessa Jowell Jerry Maren June Hits Lady Mary Wilson In this update Ted Dabney-PanBreed,Death Impends Cornelia Frances-Phantom,Gcr,Joey Jerry Maren-bou,capt,fuji Lady Mary Wilson-bibli,goose Dean Francis-capt,dead cow,gun,panbreed,prophet Current Standings 1st tied-PanBreed-1175 2nd Capt Chorizo-950 3rd-Death Impends796 4th-DeadCow-771 5th-YorkshireBanker-680 6th tied-JoeyRuss-650 6th tied -gcreptile-650 8th-Phantom-600 9th-Book-570 10th-drol-540 11th-Clorox Bleachman-535 12th-Prophet-460 13th-coffee_ and_ candles-450 14th tied-Quim's Windy Witherers-350 14h tied-The Unknown Man-350 16th-Gun Bust -296 17th -Fujimorey-280 18th-Wormfarmer-250 19th -Bou1-185 20th-Fixed Business-85 21st-Bibliogryphon-55 Tied 22nd Youngwilz-21 Tied 22nd Gooseberry Crumble-21 24th- rest -dead last -Nil-Nil etc. Please mention if I missed any celebs

Here are my much-prized France 98 Coca-Cola glasses. Every day during the tournament, these were given as prizes in the Paris hotel bar where I often found myself at that time. To win one, you had to correctly predict the score of the evening match. I failed miserably every time and finally the barmen took pity on me and kindly gave me some.

Twelfth Leaderboard 2018: (*=Joker) 1st: Death Impends - 861 Points [9/25] (Killen; Kit; Graham; Dorfles; Tajima; Maren; Francis; M. Wilson; T. Johnson) 2nd: msc - 748 Points [11/25] (*Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Stokes; Miller; Nevin; Lafaye; DeKoven; Jowell; Francis; M. Wilson) 3rd: gcreptile: 740 Points [8/25] (Manikan; Olivera; J Cooper; Elvy; Tajima; Camm; Yancik; Francis) 4th: Grim Up North - 714 Points [9/25] (Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Goodwin; Jowell; Bain; Francis; Anzaki) 5th: Prophet - 578 Points [6/25] (Graham; Groening; Hawking; Tajima; R Wilson; Francis) 6th: Captain Chorizo - 552 Points [9/25] (Monson; Elias; Alcock; Kit; L. Gilbert; Goodwin; Shore; Jowell; Francis) 7th: Grigori: 545 Points [4/25] (Kit; Hawking; Camm; *M. Wilson) 8th: Wormfarmer - 524 Points [5/25] (Sawyer; Nevin; Maren; Clark; Duncan) 9th: drol - 470 Points [9/25] (Elias; Zarin; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Tsvangirai; Nevin; Jowell; Francis) 10th: The Dead Cow - 460 Points [5/25] (Sawyer; Lafaye; B. Bush; Jowell; Francis) 11th: NiceGuyEddie - 427 Points [6/25] (Cryne; Olivera; Miller; Shore; Tajima; Camm) 12th: the_engineer - 402 Points [6/25] (Falkholt; Sawyer; Miller; Graham; Jowell; Francis) 13th: Whoaml - 368 Points [5/25] (Malone; Graham; Bannister; Lucas; M. Wilson) 14th: Toast - 353 Points [5/25] (Elias; Miller; Bannister; B. Bush; Francis) 15th: Sean - 338 Points [3/25] (Graham; Jowell; M. Wilson) 16th: Sir Creep - 318 Points [5/25] (Elias; Falkholt; Miller; Podermanski; Jowell) 17th: The Unknown Man - 288 Points [6/25] (Elias; Cryne; Miller; Tsvangirai; Graham; Jowell) 18th: Torva Messor - 277 Points [3/25] (Elias; Jowell; Maren) 19th: FujimoriNoMorey - 265 Points [4/25] (Cryne; Miller; Shore; B. Bush) 20th: Book - 254 Points [3/25] (Le Guin; B. Bush; Coates) 21st: Phantom of the Midway - 250 Points [4/25] (Smith; Tsvangirai; Fabray; Jowell) 22nd: Joey Russ - 212 Points [4/25] (Smith; Olivera; Graham; Tajima) 23rd: Pedro67 - 206 Points [2/25] (Hawking; R Wilson) =24th: John Key - 157 Points [2/25] (Graham; B. Bush) =24th: mr whit - 157 Points [2/25] (Graham; B. Bush) 26th: Widows Peak - 123 Points [2/25] (Graham; Hawking) 27th: Bibliogryphon - 119 Points [2/25] (*Hauxwell; Bannister) 28th: Fixed Business - 113 Points [3/25] (Monson; Graham; Goodwin) 29th: Deathray - 106 Points [1/25] (B. Bush) 30th: YoungWillz - 0 Points [0/25]

That he will die when one of his children does?! Smallprint: before someone “explains” to me what he meant........I already know and my post is a joke, a concept lost on some.......

Don’t know, he hasn’t died yet...

So my relationship with my best friend is firmly over. He turned up to my flat yesterday at 11am so drunk he could barely stand. He then drunk half a bottle of red wine from my kitchen, threw up over my carpet, claimed that he loved me but that as an alcoholic he demanded that I go out with him and sort him out. Correctly I blasted him out for being a complete cockwomble. But he’s on a destructive path and I won’t stand for it. I deserve better than that. Today? I feel like shit. It feels like a relationship break up. But I’ve made my mind up. Guess I’m here to rant rather than social media

It’s edited on my team, but for those who don’t have time to look them up, it’s Chiyo Miyako for the GI Generation, Charlotte Rae for the Silent Generation, and Charles Krauthammer for the Baby Boomers

We have a new leader folks! DI leaps up the board like Greg Rutherford on a mission with three hits since the last time out. Wormfarmer also gained three hits, and Grigori gets a superboost with his Lady Mary Wilson Joker. Remember though that we are not even halfway. The second half of the year begins on 2 July, which is just after the next leaderboard is due. Still plenty of Wildcards out there waiting for big big points. See you in a fortnight for the tense conclusion to the first half!

Pretty much. If he'd said "fuck off you Nazi bastards, you're murdering the wrong brown folk IMO" That wid have been better.

I doubt Grantham ever got a job as a chauffer given his history with professional drivers!

Actually, I discovered that if you type the name out and click the phrase on the search bar or put it in quotation marks, then it will allow you to search for the full name as seen in the in the image below: EDIT: Got ninja'd by two people FFS.

Orlando!

Following Grantham's demise, here is the list of actors from the first episode of EastEnders: Anna Wing b. 1914, d. 2013 Wendy Richard b. 1943, d. 2009 Bill Treacher b. 1930 Susan Tully b. 1967 David Scarboro b. 1968, d. 1988 Peter Dean b. 1939 Gillian Taylforth b. 1955 Adam Woodyatt b. 1968 Leslie Grantham b. 1947, d. 2018 Anita Dobson b. 1949 Letitia Dean b. 1967 Gretchen Franklin b. 1911, d. 2005 Leonard Fenton b. 1926 John Altman b. 1952 Sandy Ratcliff b. 1950 Nej Adamson b. 1958 Andrew Johnson b. 1955 Shreela Ghosh b. 1962 Johnnie Clayton b. ????? Harry Fielder b. 1940 Jane Slaughter b.??????

Have I had those types of experiences before? Yes. Am I going to tell you what they are? No, that would get into some details that I’d rather not go into...

Maybe they should have gone with a Nobel Prize winner in their late 90s instead

Happy 97th birthday.

"Doth the Wandering Bard of Wharram Percy not counteth as a QO?"

NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character? your mom.

Can still see it smoking from the window. And we're miles away. Think it's fucked. Fire spread to the old ABC too, and the Campus building. EDIT - Spread from ground to roof in 3 mins, still blazing, firemen can't enter the building for fear of wall collapse and the upper floors are no more. It's fucked for sure. Sounds the ABC/O2 significantly damaged too.

Watch the Glasgow School of Art burn for the second time in 4 years, just pre-opening after restoration: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44504659 This looks horrific - it's possible we may lose one of our most treasured Rennie Mackintosh buildings....

According to unconfirmed Facebook posts, Nick Knox from the Cramps has died.

Right wingers never die. We've been waiting for an eternity for Cheney, Bush Sr., Kissinger, and Dole. And we already waited eternities for the Reagans, Thatcher, Nixon, and Ford. You can count on them to be bedblockers if anybody.

Death is now imminent.