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Fatal, even.....

Times Obit: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lord-carrington-obituary-drxtphbz7

While we're here, a look at how oft mentioned WrestleMania VII (1991) is doing.. Trust the 2 best matches on the card to be the ones where every fucker involved is dead now. Yep, that Dino Bravo match, something special there... It's quite impressive that all 4 men in the tag title match are still going, when it's got 3 alcoholics (at least), 2 guys who spent 20 years getting hit in the head with stupid things, 1 stroke victim, 1 heart attack (at least), and Jim Neidhart in it. Results No. Results Stipulations Times 1D Koko B. Ware defeated The Brooklyn Brawler Singles match Unknown 2 The Rockers (Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels) defeated The Barbarian and Haku (with Bobby Heenan) Tag team match 10:33 3 The Texas Tornado defeated Dino Bravo (with Jimmy Hart) Singles match 03:11 4 The British Bulldog defeated The Warlord (with Slick) Singles match 08:15 5 The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags) (with Jimmy Hart) defeated The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart) (c) Tag team match for the WWF Tag Team Championship 12:10 6 Jake Roberts defeated Rick Martel Blindfold match 08:34 7 The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) defeated Jimmy Snuka Singles match 04:20 8 The Ultimate Warrior defeated Randy Savage (with Queen Sherri) Retirement match 20:47 9 Genichiro Tenryu and Kōji Kitao defeated Demolition (Crush and Smash) (with Mr. Fuji) Tag team match 04:44 10 Big Boss Man defeated Mr. Perfect (c) (with Bobby Heenan) by disqualification Singles match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship 10:46 11 Earthquake (with Jimmy Hart) defeated Greg Valentine Singles match 03:14 12 The Legion of Doom (Animal and Hawk) defeated Power and Glory (Hercules and Paul Roma) (with Slick) Tag team match 00:59[7] 13 Virgil (with Roddy Piper) defeated Ted DiBiase by countout Singles match 07:41 14 The Mountie (with Jimmy Hart) defeated Tito Santana Singles match 01:21 15 Hulk Hogan defeated Sgt. Slaughter (c) (with General Adnan) Singles match for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship 20:26 (c) – refers to the champion(s) heading into the match D – indicates the match was a dark match Other on-screen personnel Commentators Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Gorilla Monsoon "Lord" Alfred Hayes – Boss Man vs Hennig Jim Duggan – opening match Regis Philbin – main event only Interviewers "Mean" Gene Okerlund Sean Mooney Regis Philbin Alex Trebek Marla Maples Ring announcer Howard Finkel Alex Trebek – main event only Referees Joey Marella Earl Hebner Dave Hebner Danny Davis Mike Chioda

@Death Impends Any chance that this thread can be merged with the George Clooney Thread?

Worked out how to do it :-)

Joke doing the rounds What do Theresa May and Gareth Southgate have in common? They’re both going to need a new cabinet by next Weekend I’m here all week folks.

Fact is by fucking up the snap election she triggered she has locked herself in Number 10.If there was a majority of tories in the commons a leadership challenge would have been triggered by now but the fact there is no majority means that a stalking horse candidate is unlikely to beat her and even if they did whether they were leave or remain hard or soft Brexit the other wing of the party would stop legislation getting anywhere hence why o one wants the job.

And I tie with DL on Carrington: YW - 7; DL - 6

He might not be doing so bad after all...

Cursed by Death Impends!

Dead, according to David Lidington and various other Conservative accounts on Twitter.

Whoever was in charge of folding his 2015 election leaflets for the post, though. Legend.

This is a terrible reason. This however is a pretty good reason, particularly the latter.

Nah. SC said he forgot about that aspect and the coach isn't a wean. The one fatality so far, is an ex Vietnamese Seal, so by definition "a cunt". Big story, likelihood of death/drama, no worse than some hurricane thread posts. Lot of panties needing wringed out come wakey wakey time.

Aye, and the Tories - leadership election or not - surely wouldn't dare risk a general election that could just about wipe them out in terms of a majority. I'm struggling to see the UK ever daring to elect Jezza outright but plunging itself into an abyss of no overall control followed by some coalition designed to exclude the Tories does seem plausible.

No. Left the goverment. Still an MP.

God that was a look of pure hate from Dr Liam Fox towards May in the commons...

This is all very true and depressing.

Gin O’clock sums up the mood brilliantly

All of you fuckers out there with no Avatar pic fucking get one you lazy bastards.

Update #15 Hits: 24 May - David Shutts (b. 1965) - DeathImpends 27 June - Joe Jackson (b. 1928) - Gooseberry Crumble 29 June - Matt Cappotelli (b. 1979) - FixedBusiness, msc, Sean, drol, Joey Russ, Book, gcreptile, Captain Chorizo, DeathImpends, DevonDeathTrip, Prophet 2 July - Henry Butler (b. 1949) - DevonDeathTrip Scoreboard: gcreptile 968 msc 812 DeathImpends 794 CaptainChorizo 784 drol 737 Joey Russ 715 Grim Up North 695 Book 679 Sean 672 DevonDeathTrip 653 Prophet 620 FixedBusiness 458 Banana 412 The Unknown Man 338 Toast 319 Torva Messor 251 Wormfarmer 204 John Key 178 YoungWillz 164 Gooseberry Crumble 128 Grigori 80 mr.whit 43 Bibliogryphon 38 DeathImpends makes it onto the podium thanks to the David Shutts obit. A Colin Butts obit would make him a definite contender for the title... Meanwhile, I updated the masterlist for the transfers a couple days ago. Fixed Joey's mistake (I appreciate his honesty). If anyone else has an error, please let me know.

Dead so Far: Giuseppina Projetto - 6 July - No Obit. Alan Gilzean - 8 July - Obit. Lord Peter Carrington - 9 July - Obit. Clive King - 10 July - Obit. Lindy Remigino - 11 July - No Obit. Chiyo Miyako - 22 July - No Obit. msc: 105 Points (Carrington) (Sub: Gilzean [5 Hearts]) Cards Played: Bibliogryphon: 100 Points (C. King) Cards Played: Toast: 100 Points (Carrington) Cards Played: Sir Creep: 13 Points (Sub: Carrington: [K Hearts]) Everbody Else: Zero

It's a "forum" Deathlist that goes against the official one. Few years back, I was reading yet more "what were the Cmme thinking?" type posts and thought we should all put our money where our mouth was, basically. So as many forum posters as wish send the host their shortlists for the Deathlist 50. Pick number 1 gets 50 points, and so on. The top 50 most voted names from ALL of the forum voters becomes the official unofficial list. And then we see how it does against the official one. Of course, it does far better because people on this forum have an entirely different concept of fame requirements to the actual Deathlist Committee!

Top class political analysis!