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4 pointsI think I said something like this before, but I see her living for 30+ more years, as a witch in a hut in the forest, obviously with tangled grey hair. That stage of her life should begin once her hair turns grey.
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2 pointsFifteenth Leaderboard 2018: (*=Joker) 1st: Death Impends - 1408 Points [11/25] (Killen; Kit; Graham; Dorfles; Tajima; Maren; Francis; M. Wilson; T. Johnson; *Cappotelli; Carrington) 2nd: msc - 927 Points [12/25] (*Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Stokes; Miller; Nevin; Lafaye; DeKoven; Jowell; Francis; M. Wilson; Cappotelli) 3rd: gcreptile: 926 Points [9/25] (Manikan; Olivera; J Cooper; Elvy; Tajima; Camm; Yancik; Francis; Duroe) 4th: The Dead Cow - 875 Points [7/25] (Sawyer; Lafaye; B. Bush; Jowell; Francis; Loud; Dragojevic) 5th: Wormfarmer - 860 Points [6/25] (Sawyer; Nevin; Maren; Clark; Duncan; *Vader) 6th: NiceGuyEddie - 799 Points [7/25] (Cryne; Olivera; Miller; Shore; Tajima; Camm; *Projetto) 7th: Prophet - 767 Points [7/25] (Graham; Groening; Hawking; Tajima; R Wilson; Francis; Carrington) 8th: Captain Chorizo - 731 Points [10/25] (Monson; Elias; Alcock; Kit; L. Gilbert; Goodwin; Shore; Jowell; Francis; Cappotelli) 9th: Grim Up North - 714 Points [9/25] (Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Goodwin; Jowell; Bain; Francis; Anzaki) 10th: Grigori: 545 Points [4/25] (Kit; Hawking; Camm; *M. Wilson) 11th: drol - 470 Points [9/25] (Elias; Zarin; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Tsvangirai; Nevin; Jowell; Francis) 12th: FujimoriNoMorey - 435 Points [5/25] (Cryne; Miller; Shore; B. Bush; P. Thomson) 13th: Book - 431 Points [4/25] (Le Guin; B. Bush; Coates; Jackson) 14th: Phantom of the Midway - 429 Points [5/25] (Smith; Tsvangirai; Fabray; Jowell; Cappotelli) 15th: the_engineer - 402 Points [6/25] (Falkholt; Sawyer; Miller; Graham; Jowell; Francis) 16th: Whoaml - 368 Points [5/25] (Malone; Graham; Bannister; Lucas; M. Wilson) 17th: Toast - 353 Points [5/25] (Elias; Miller; Bannister; B. Bush; Francis) 18th: John Key - 346 Points [3/25] (Graham; B. Bush; Carrington) 19th: Sean - 338 Points [3/25] (Graham; Jowell; M. Wilson) 20th: Bibliogryphon - 326 Points [3/25] (*Hauxwell; Bannister; Hepton) 21st: Sir Creep - 318 Points [5/25] (Elias; Falkholt; Miller; Podermanski; Jowell) 22nd: The Unknown Man - 288 Points [6/25] (Elias; Cryne; Miller; Tsvangirai; Graham; Jowell) 23rd: Torva Messor - 277 Points [3/25] (Elias; Jowell; Maren) 24th: Joey Russ - 212 Points [4/25] (Smith; Olivera; Graham; Tajima) 25th: Pedro67 - 206 Points [2/25] (Hawking; R Wilson) 26th: mr whit - 157 Points [2/25] (Graham; B. Bush) 27th: Widows Peak - 123 Points [2/25] (Graham; Hawking) 28th: Fixed Business - 113 Points [3/25] (Monson; Graham; Goodwin) 29th: Deathray - 106 Points [1/25] (B. Bush) 30th: YoungWillz - 0 Points [0/25]
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2 pointsAppalling that he's not on the BBC News front page, and those bloody wrestlers are.
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2 pointsYes but we dismissed it based on currently available evidence. Twitter just propagated it without applying critical reasoning. We are a national resouce and should be given a Royal Charter. Who is betting Camilla has a secret account?
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1 pointHowever can the same be said of her collaborators? Rolf Harris (b.1930) – Played didgeridoo on The Dreaming Donald Sutherland (b.1935) – Appeared in the video for Cloudbusting Lindsay Kemp (b.1938) – Mime – Taught Kate movement and appears in The Line, The Cross & The Curve Bill Oddie (b.1941) – Appeared in the video for Experiment IV Ken Livingston (b.1945) – Subject of Kate’s song Ken written for the Comic Strip GLC Eric Clapton (b.1945) – Guitar on And So Is Love Dave Gilmour (b.1946) – Credited with ‘discovering’ Kate Elton John (b.1947) – Duet Snowed In On Wheeler Street Andy Fairweather-Low (b.1948) – Backing vocals Wildman Robbie Coltrane (b.1950) – Played Ken Livingstone in GLC and once proposed to Kate on a whim Peter Gabriel (b.1950) – Duet Don’t Give Up Alexi Sayle (b.1952) - Played Kate’s Father in Les Dogs Rowan Atkinson (b.1955) – Duetted on Do Bears….? At Comic Relief 1986 Nigel Kennedy (b.1956) – Violin on Big Stripey Lie Tim McInnerny (b.1956) – Appeared in the video for This Woman’s Work Dawn French (b.1957) – Appeared in the video for Experiment IV Stephen Fry (b.1957) – Provides spoken dialogue on 50 Words For Snow Miranda Richardson (b.1958) – Played Kate’s Mother in Les Dogs and appears in The Line, The Cross & The Curve Lenny Henry (b.1958) – Backing vocal on Why Should I Love You? Hugh Laurie (b.1959) – Appeared in the video for Experiment IV
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1 pointStanko even got a Guardian obit with quite a few comments on it: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/jul/30/tomasz-stanko-jazz-trumpeter-dies I think jazz is one of the blind spots of deadpooling, much like classical music. A small but very dedicated fanbase, very likely obits, "culturally significant". And it's usually easy to spot a jazz musician close to dying, it's when they stop performing.
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1 pointEmily Bronte's birthday: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45004689
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1 pointSwiss clown Spidi did the ultimate joke aged 51: https://www.blick.ch/people-tv/schweiz/trauerfeier-im-zirkuszelt-so-nimmt-der-circus-knie-abschied-von-spidi-51-id8672562.html
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1 pointHelen the Shark is recovering after thieves removed her from her pool - and disguised her as a BABY. Despite the incident being filmed, the suspects left while pushing Miss Helen in a pram filled with water and bleach. The house in which Helen was found "looked like almost a mock up of [the San Antonio Aquarium]". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45016893
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1 pointAnd my 21 survivors are still breathing... And ready to be picked again come 2019...
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1 pointOk, leaderboard updated (call it last Saturday's list, late!). The Dead Cow moves into 4th with his two uniques and Bibliogryphon slides into the top 20 with Hepton. Hopefully be back to normal service if the hits keep coming.
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1 pointSorry to hear Ex. Treat her with as much love as you can. That's really the most important advice I can give.
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1 pointGosh, it's a hard situation by the sounds of it. However, someone needs to know the prognosis so that plans can be made. If it's terminal as it seems to be, gotta know so you can get the help and assistance the family need. Somebody needs to be more insistent with the medics. Imo. Hope you and yours can get through this.
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1 pointOh right, when people were making Lorde trend on Twitter I thought they meant these guys:
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1 pointTun tin. Cartoons cannot die. Besides, he needs to take care of Snowy. And yes I know, but I don't think any of the others are real either.
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1 pointNot just fuming but "upset and enraged". https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/the-queen-was-absolutely-fuming-over-false-death-rumours-about-prince-philip/news-story/8fc9b351297f9b5b21727a450b2a8065 Heaven help us if she ever finds out about this site, then...
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1 pointThe Queen going to Balmoral without him means there is no iminent death. If he were circling the drain she would stay put.
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1 pointRight, so let's get this clear, this is the watertight evidence we have for the DoE being dead: The sartorial darkness of BBC News presenters. The (retired) man not being at work for a while. 23-year-old Sam, unemployed, from Preston confirming on Twitter to her 141 followers that royal sources close to her say Buckingham Palace will be making a statement at 18:00 GMT. Brilliant.
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1 pointI see Michael McIntyre has been robbed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44364912 I understand the thieves let him keep his jokes, as they were of no value....
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