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Wikipedia now tells me that yesterday we had the deaths of Kok, Kwok and Ngok.

I want to be morbid man since I am an adult now.

All the best to you and your family, DeathClock. Support each other as best you can.

Oh, yes, I'm going to report you to a mod. How hurtful!!!!!!

So sorry, Death Clock. I lost my Dad at a young age so I feel your pain. Hoping for the best for you and your Dad.

Dharampal Singh, 72, is killed by a group of 'rogue' monkeys who threw bricks at him from a tree.

Third Nigerian Chief Justice to die this year. If I were Salihu Modibbo Alfa Belgore (WTF?) I'd go for a check-up...

A catholic crocodile! In a gruesome occurrence, a crocodile killed a protestant pastor in Ethiopia as he was baptising his followers near a lake. https://tribune.com.pk/story/1728514/9-crocodile-kills-pastor-baptism-ceremony-ethiopia/

Manning was the most popular stand up comedian of his generation and made a very good living indeed working the Northern working mans clubs. If he was overrated then that would be an opinion formed now looking back. Manning was popular in his day, way more popular and wealthier than Reid and Bowen ( Carson was very popular TBF) and, maybe, the lack of gushing praise was, indeed, solely down to the fact that he was a bit of a c**t. Then again to be dismissive of his undoubted success and popularity is going down the same road as those that now want to ignore what Churchill did in the war and run with the probability that he had pigmies killed somewhere in Africa, or summat. The past is the past, we cannot judge history by the society and world we live in today yet that is exactly what is now happening. It doesn't seem enough for a minority of very vocal wankstains to change today and tomorrow, they want to erase who fucking swathes of yesterday too.

Have you never seen The Sweetest Thing, which is truly one of the great awful movies of the 00s? Worth watching with the DVD commentary where everyone talks about what a piece of shit it is.

This is going to be equivalent to eight full moons every night and it won't "make astronomical observations more difficult". Yeah, this is the thread for porcine aviation alright.

MS causes paralysis which over time weakens the respiratory and circulatory system. The life expectancy is around 20 years but many people have passed before that point.

Yeah, hope yer listening, notorious forum snowflake LFN. Anyhow, Manning was overrated, and dated quickly, especially compared to Comedians era contemporaries like Frank Carson, Mike Reid and Jim Bowen, among others. And note all of them, even Bowen, got warm and fond praise when they died, none of the "controversial figure" hushed tones. Manning had comic timing, but so did Russ Abbott and he's as funny as a bout of lung cancer.

Vicente Almeida d'Eca, picked 2017, is another List of the Missed-er.

Gemma Nuttall also LotM...

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enforcing political correctness gives position and power to people who have no talent and otherwise would have nothing they only care about themselves when for example to they help young girls abused by Pakistani gangs

I'm glad you said that, it has been boiling my piss for an age now. Things are becoming utterly fucking idiotic, I mean, even Jennifer Saunders, who was there at the 'alternative comedy' age in the late 70s/early 80s has questioned whether the stuff that was performed then could be performed now. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/cheltenham-literature-festival-jennifer-saunders-says-trolls-are-killing-tv-comedy-0r0s6d5c2 When you consider that her generation of performers pretty much swept away the Bernard Mannings and traditional stand up that was seen to be racist and pretty much all that belonged in the bin with The Black and White Minstrel show, it really hits home just how utterly fucked up things have become.

I’m here. Just found the level of cuntishness on here quite tedious and didn’t really have much to contribute. Still don’t to be honest! But I’ve had a skinful so thought I’d check in

Time gets a unique with the schoolboy favourite Wim Kok.

With a population heading north of 1.3 BILLION , I suppose, 250 dead in one hit is not really going to register as much as a flea bite on an Elephants arse in reducing the Worlds population. I suspect, in the time it took for them to get hit and die, 721 babies were born in Delhi alone.

Nai Palm death?

You buried the lede, she was one of the two people (along with the also deceased Derek Hockridge) who translated all of the original Asterix run into English, managing to make all the puns work in a second language. Brief googling reveals her son is Times journalist Oliver Kamm, and he mentioned his mother was on the way out in a column in December 2017. Bit of a fail for all of you research buffs out there.

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You've been behaving well for long enough that I'll be nice and change it.