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Blimey looks like Luciana Berger's tits have gone independent too!

I, for one, am bitterly disappointed Chaka Khan and the Gang of 7 haven't called byelections today. I have 2 of them on my team!

This is an interesting case. I see two different fates for this dumb cunt. If she truly wants to leave the halibuts, then she is Dead within the next 2 years and perhaps her surviving piglets will be killed as well or taken back to the Middle East . However I believe she is a Sleeper and will keep out of the limelight and appear to go back to a normal life in Britain, but when needed she will be activated and carry out a terrorist action in the West. This can be in 5-30 years. Good old-fashioned warfare. Hopefully she will NOT be let back into Europe. Too risky to have the dumb-bunny return.

If anyone can lead the breakaway, Chuka can.... Chuka, Chuka...Chuka can..let me love ya let me love ya Chuka can....

Paul Flynn’s death means that Quim breaks his tie while the Old Crem starts to make an attempt at a comeback...

Congrats to The Old Crem for having a solo with Paul Flynn.

Longest dry spell I've had in a pool but I have a hit. Paul Flynn (checked thrice to confirm) MP for Newport West

And peace.

Oh, and her brother-in-law was Baron Harkonnen, the Duke of Giedi Prime who died in a terrorist attack in 1965.

We've only just Begum....

I know, it's been done to death, but I'd sooner watch this on an endless loop with my eyelids glued open than endure little and large for 30 seconds.

With the splintering of the Labour party into, effectively, the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front, British politics has hit Monty Python levels of silliness. Not that the Tories really bear comparison to the Romans in terms of competence, mind you. Meanwhile, US politics seems to have become one long SNL sketch. Future generations may well look back at us and scratch their heads...

Obviously it's not true that he can no longer walk, as he would have had to stand up and take a few steps to make his way into a chair. He'll make it to his 95th birthday.

Paul Flynn has sadly died aged 84. One of the last old school Labour politicians, he was a fierce supporter of drug legalisation and Welsh home affairs, and had cross party respect for being an independent mind, as well as a memorable brief spotlight as 3 or 4 Shadow Cabinet Secretaries in 2016! Ah well, these folk go, and yet Peter Tobin still lives! Now, Flynn gives The Old Crem the merest hint of hope, while TQR takes a second half lead in his tie. With 10 days left, 3 ties as it stands are heading for "penalties": Master Tech/Biblio, Joe/Pedro, and, perhaps surprisingly, Banker/Skinny. 1. JoeMoneyPenny Vs. Pedro 3-3 2. Nantonian 2013 Vs. Maryportfuncity 0-3 3. Gooseberry Crumble Vs. John Key 0-3 4. Spade Cooley Vs. Squonk 16-0 5. Markb4 vs Dr T 0-6 6. Banana Vs. Great Uncle Bulgaria 12-0 7. Yorkshire Banker Vs. Skinny Kiltrunner 9-9 8. Alt Obits Guy Vs. Time 13-0 9. Clorox Vs. Fixed Business 16-3 10. The Mad Hatter Vs. Exu 9-0 11. Master Tech Vs. Bibliogryphon 0-0 12. The Unknown Man Vs. Boudicca 0-3 13. Torva Messor Vs. The Old Crem 10-3 14. The Quim Reaper Vs. BuffaloPhil 6-3 15. Wormfarmer Vs. The Old Lady 6-4

Imagine supporting this new group (called almost ironically the independent group) with luciana berger and chuka umunna at the helm. Globalist blairites who voted with the tories to cut housing benefits, esa ,scrap housing benefits for the young and abolishing child poverty targets in the uk. I can see them and the lib dems merging along with a few from the tories to form and giant unelected pulsating scab on westminster until the next GE. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/these-are-the-184-labour-mps-who-didn-t-vote-against-the-tories-welfare-bill-10404831.html%3famp?espv=1

Liebour starts to fall apart as 7 MPs quit. This pleases me :)

NatWest worker told customer 'vegans should be punched' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47257996 Cue much wailing

Looks like. First hit by a Yank. 30 points no less. SC

Updated for Paul Flynn: ZZL :49 Shaun:46 Davey Jones Locker:44 Bibliogryphon :43

Minor DDP trivia: All possible birthdays were picked at least three times on this year's DDP, with the exception of September 13th, which only has one pick (Dan Marino). Most popular birthday is July 15th, with 20 picks. 98 years of birth are represented, with every year from 1903 to 2000 having at least one selection. Most popular year of birth: 1934 (107 picks). Years of birth with just one pick: 1906, 1907, 1909, 1999.

I cannot help you there either. Might be referring to the 2 teams that failed to submit a list in Rd 2, but they were eliminated that round so have not been playing since. Everyone else is "existent" to my knowledge. Sir Creep's post is cryptic to me at best, but it seems clear that his heart isn't in it at this point so hopefully his current score of 7 will hold up as the big score for the month which will gracefully release him from all obligations hereforth . . . . Clorox and Capn Chorizo may very well benefit!

What's wrong with either Mersey or Blackwall tunnel, either may play a part in it. Once we're out of Europe let's keep it British eh.

Actual book (google away) in book stores presently. My cousin saw it and posted on FB and responses have been with amusing vitriol. S is for Snowflake.

does not a penis contain meat

Deid. https://foxsanantonio.com/news/nation-world/man-in-famous-photo-of-sailor-kissing-nurse-has-died