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Not sure I would take the word of someone who describes herelf as a soul cleanser as gospel. I see her other 2 most recent tweets are (1) how much she loves Donald Trump and (2) that the day of judgement may well be in October next year. The words 'cake' and 'fruit' spring to mind.

Actually Mad Mike saw the deaths of two of his historical enemies these past days, and they were probably the last. Gizenga was the commander-in-chief of Congo-Stanleyville after Lumumba's assassination and Hoare was hired by Moise Tchombe to kill those "communist vermin". René was the target of the failed 1981 coup, which was backed by the late James Mancham. Mike is definitely outliving the odds.

89 today!

Hilde Zadek's QO for the DDP: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2019/02/27/hilde-zadek-first-jewish-opera-singer-appear-vienna-state-opera/

You're in the hobbit of making bad puns.

So glad I didn't add "Drol to discredit this in 5..4...3.." to the end of that post.

50% of possibility of being true. The remaining 70% it is false.

Dame Vera Lynn = Real Damn Envy how clear do the Ruskies have to say it?

Been presumptuous enough this morning to PM a round two squad - bit tense in the MPFC dugout as the final moments tick down.

Sorry if this interferes with anyone's DL cup preparation, but...

tbf, I was just about to press send, checked the rules, suddenly realised Capon and Clayton weren't eligible, looked up Google in a panic, then went fuck it and picked an obvious name. Some weeks you just don't have the inspiration...

Lisa Seagram dead aged 82. Was in shitloads like Batman, Beverly Hillbillies etc. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6751087/Brooklyn-born-actress-Lisa-Seagram-died-aged-82-nine-year-battle-dementia.html

Would anyone else bother to get involved if those two started having a go at each other? Bring it on I say.

I'd be wary of being in Japan. Oar fish starting to show up, harbingers of Doom re earthquakes. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/rare-fish-seen-as-harbingers-of-earthquakes-tsunamis-caught-in-japan-1999529?pfrom=home-lateststories

Missed hit #3. Prince Leonard. Definite QO. LINK

An uncommon opinion, but The Top (the album Anderson played on) might be my favourite album by The Cure, so I'm saddened by this news. As I am about the news of Mark Hollis' death, those last three Talk Talk records and his solo record are just incredible. Spirit Of Eden is one of my favourite albums of all time. RIP to both of them.

Eh, fair enough. Still him against Hollywood rn, though, and i'm not looking forward to them screwing up the Silmarillion, which is my fave of the entire world.

Ok, revealed as I have apparently killed the thread. The solution is "Being John Malkovich". Here's the quoted scene: Over to anyone who wants...

First up, I hate rats. Almost phobic about the wee shites. Ever since as a boy I read Herbert combined with the time spent on farms etc they are the bogey animal. Yet..... How cute is this fat wee sewer rat caught in Germany? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47370291 *They freed it

THE DICK VAN DYKE HEALTH THEORY The real reason Dick Van Dyke is so damn healthy for his age is that God's control panel has a swear filter, so each time God types his name under the column INFLICT FRAILITY, DISEASE, AND/OR DEATH UPON: [Enter name], only "Van" shows up. That would explain some vehicle-related accidents also.

Good excuse to watch Timelash for the first time in years this weekend !

I was married to a nun. Nun in the morning, nun at noon, and nun at night.

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