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I do agree that we all need a New PM

This was a really promising post till you let the side down with the last four words.

May's Continental Undoing.

Jens Harzer gets Iffland Ring. Not a name I know, but apparently acclaimed in Germany, which is sort of the point.

Make crap up

aka Massive Cock Up

Eh, revoking article 50 may be the only way to save us from May's deal. Which very few people like on either side. Andrea Leadsom has said she'll ignore the petition unless it gets to 17.5 million... so I'd like to cordially suggest that everybody sign it. It would serve her right if this does beat that target. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584

Milking Cows' Udders Monte Carlo Urinals Mischievous Crotchless Underwear

Manchester City United?

Also, does that mean we're going back to miles and gallons?

Frank Grande (sports historian) has died and got a fucking QO! Well, that's a stunner. Probably more of one for Sir Creep. Incidentally, Willz, any idea if Robert Reid (Thistle HOFer/historian) still lives? Fucking ancient last time I saw him at Firhill, which is going back a bit now.* *Self-edit - answered my own question, still alive last year but was in hospital for a hip op. Presumably late 80s now. Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 6-0 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 9-6 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 6-6 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-3 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 15-12 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 3-3 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 3-0 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 3-6 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 16-9 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 15-22 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 7-15 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 15-3 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-6 14. John Key Vs. Heef 4-3 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-3 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0

Mourning, Coffins, Urns

Miley Cyrus's Uterus

My Cool Umbrella

Major crimes unit?

Well I pity da fool who doesn't like a terrier (thanks for the demotion by the way SC-or is it a promotion like with surgeons?). The proud Australian terrier, while an excellent ratter, was bred specifically to catch snakes. Though I hope Clancy never comes face to face with one I am sure he would acquit himself nicely. One thing I do know is that he can grab something and shake the shit out of it.

Sorry, wasn't thinking over that one, but I have him tagged, and was thinking of they who was alive, and he is one of the reasons i made this topic.

* Can Admin make the strapline "Less fat noo"....

Jimmy Carter has now become the oldest ever living former U.S. President, surpassing George H.W. Bush. https://www.ajc.com/news/jimmy-carter-gets-new-title-oldest-living-former-president/68TFzP9SMDjrVuqcUt3PkK/

Indeed, though I'm looking at Banana's score and wondering where he does research!

I am very much a dog person. I have a beautiful Australian terrier named Clancy. We also look after (sort of full time foster care) a West Highland Terrier called Hamish. They might be small but they can be a lot of dog when they get their terrier on.

To be fair, at least you've actually had hits. @theoldlady and @Boudicca seemed to have been held up in the tunnel by an act of God. Or at the wrong stadium...

Name them all. Edit: Don't bother. Here is a list of 'climate scientists' who have ventured alternative opinions to the popular one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scientists_who_disagree_with_the_scientific_consensus_on_global_warming See, ultimately, the ones that shout the loudest tend to get heard by shouting down all dissenters so any chance of a balanced debate goes out of the window. A familiar tale of the world we now live in.

Australian disgraced Cardinal Pell and Alien hunter Erich Von Däniken:

She sends her regards.