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My father has been discharged but is not too well. I fear another hospitalization may be imminent.

My Dad has also been discharged. Good luck @drol

That's all, folks Jeremy Kyle Show axed by ITV after death of guest And at the bottom of that report, oblivious to the irony, the BBC asks:

Or in the case of Young Man With a Horn (1950) Kirk Douglas is still breathing who was a 'kid' of 33 at the time.

Tim Conway has gone 'way. 13 teams unwisely thought the Oldest Man would survive the year, and are now seeing themselves barnacled by Ensign's parking. In just two days we've gone from 41 clean sheets to a mere 2! =1. markb4 0 =1. Phantom of the Midway 0 3. drol 1 =4. gcreptile 3 =4. JoeMoneypenny 3 =6. Bibliogryphon 4 =6. CaptainChorizo 4 =6. Mercarte 4 9. The Unknown Man 6 10. Great Uncle Bulgaria 7 =11. Newjack 8 =11. paddyfool 8 =11. The Mad Hatter 8 =14. Dr_T 9 =14. manuel 9 =16. BuffaloPhil 10 =16. machotrouts 10 18. The Old Crem 11 =19. Death Impends 12 =19. QTips 12 =19. Sir Creep 12 22. GraveDanger 13 23. Banana 14 =24. An Fear Beag 15 =24. FixedBusiness 15 =24. Grim Up North 15 =27. Clorox Bleachman 16 =27. Joey Russ 16 =27. Torva Messor 16 30. Spade_Cooley 17 31. theoldlady 18 32. The Quim Reaper 19 33. Toast 20 =34. Pedro67 21 =34. Wormfarmer 21 36. charon 23 =37. Book 24 =37. deadsox 24 =39. Philip 25 =39. Skinny kiltrunner 25 41. Master Tech 26 =42. En Passant 32 =42. YoungWillz 32 44. Bentrovato 33 45. Neobrakeon 37 =46. msc 41 =46. nantonian2013 41 48. Team Wean 42

Yep. Ill be honest though and say there was a clue in the picture and I turned

Christopher Olsen who played her son in the Man who Knew Too Much is still alive aged 72(and has paid tribute to her) and so is Billy Gray who played her son in By the Light of the Silvery Moon aged 81. Jacqueline Beer is still alive from the cast of Pillow Talk - aged 86. Probably others as well.

Tim Conway is a hit here for @ajlposh for Cannonball Run II. Ambrose Schindler still seems obitless so technically we are still at seven hits. Who is going to get the first second hit?

Fay McKenzie, Jack Cohen, Mary Stopes-Roe, Granville Coggs, WT Johnson, Machiko Kyo, Ezra Castro, Tommy Donbavand. That's it at the moment, right?

Without reviewing my ticket, the precise gate I can’t say but you are quite dead on! Bravo! SC

Thanks for the spot. Indeed you can. 45 base and 18 unique for 63 total. Though the star of the update is none other than Tim Conway, who for Americans has reunited with Ernest Borgnine/Harvey Korman/Ernest Borgnine, depending on the generation. He's tied for the 5th most popular pick in the pool and is currently the most popular hit, a factoid likely buoyed by astute poolers's noting of his Hollywood Squares appearances. The Conway points parade is as follows: markb4: 45 + 27 = 72 Wormfarmer: 45 + 27 = 72 maryportfuncity: 40 + 24 = 64 Sean: 40 + 24 = 64 theoldlady: 35 + 21 = 56 Clorox: 25 + 15 = 40 Sir Creep: 20 + 12 = 32 The Mad Hatter: 20 + 12 = 32 Prophet: 10 + 6 = 16 YorkshireBanker: 25 sub points And with that a good time for a new scoreboard, which sees theoldlady knock msc off the perch and 5 previously-nil teams now on the board. 1. theoldlady 195 2. msc 158 3. Lord Fellatio Nelson 153 4. maryportfuncity 146 5. gcreptile 140 6. drol 137.5 =7. CaptainChorizo 130 =7. Sir Creep 130 9. Wormfarmer 117 10. Skinny kiltrunner 112 11. markb4 101.05 12. Phantom of the Midway 95.5 13. John Key 90 14. Prophet 73.58 15. Sean 69 16. time 63 17. The Old Crem 50 18. Toast 45 19. Clorox Bleachman 40 20. the_engineer 36.5 21. nantonian2013 35 22. YorkshireBanker 33.12 23. The Mad Hatter 32 24. WidowsPeak 20 25. Torva Messor 12 =26. Everyone else 0

DORF ON THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN 4/50 14th May 2019 Legendary comedian and actor Tim Conway has died to give the Crowdsource list it's second back to back success. Tim Conway first rose to prominence for his role as Ensign Parker in the 1960's sitcom McHale's Navy, where he worked alongside the likes of Joe Flynn and Ernest Borgnine, the latter of which he became really good friends with. After a massive misstep with the counterculture sketch comedy Turn On, Conway perhaps had his most famous success on The Carol Burnett Show, where he went from a frequent guest on the show to a full on cast member starting with the 1975 - 1976 season. Among his most memorable roles on the show was The Oldest Man and Mr Tudball. In more recent years, he portrayed Dorf in multiple films starting with the 1987 film Dorf on Golf, and he was brought to a new generation of people where, alongside Ernest Borgnine, he portrayed Barnacle Boy in SpongeBob SquarePants. Sadly, he had dealt with dementia the past few years, and family bickering alongside with his failing health made him an obvious choice for the Crowdsource list. He debuted to the 14th spot on the list, and his death at 85 finally puts the Crowdsource list on track for a respectable score.

You're deadly serious about that aren't you? Even if I flew the things, I'd not know that. I often park in Tesco's but couldn't name the space from a picture.

That looks like terminal 4, gate a2 at JFK.

RIP Doris Days, singer actress and animal rights activist. Halfway through June and we're only at 2

Quim agrees.

Did you just shoot him?

Are we sure this story is true? The article quotes a friend of Kyle. Surely this can't be possible, not without a lie detector test.

Ironic he's got testicular cancer, seeing as he's such a cock...

Apt for a show that's a load of bollocks What the fuck kind of haemorrhoids are you getting in your testes?

But if everyone was taken off benefits and in work he'd have no one to go on his show to look down his nose at. Cunt.

Sometimes I can be such a knob.

My father has been hospitalized in critical conditions after suffering an internal hemorrhage which resulted in the loss of 1 litre of blood.