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Just one minor rule alteration; a common sense one, once posted predictions can not be amended. In terms of enforcement, I'm copying these across to a totting up document as and when I see them.If you change it before I've copied it,then it won't be enforced, if you change it afterwards your first prediction will be taken into account only. @Paul Bearer this does not affect your Weds to Sunday predictions as you haven't made any yet, but will be easier to keep track if you post any further predictions in a new post .

Fookin' hell - I think I might have started with Prem only but my random list of numbers is below. Prediction Week 1 - Template. (20th August to 26th August) Tuesday 20th August 2019 Birmingham v Barsnley (19:45) [CH] 2-1 Sheff Wed v Luton Town (19:45) [CH] 1-2 Hull City v Blackburn (19:45) [CH] 2-0 Middlesborough v Wigan Athletic (19:45) [CH] 2-0 Derby County v Bristol City (19:45) [CL] 3-1 Wednesday 21st August 2019 Cardiff City v Huddersfield (19:45) [CL] 2-1 Preston v Stoke City (19:45) [CL] 1-2 QPR v Swansea City (19:45) [CL] 1-1 Leeds United v Brentford (19:45) [CL] 2-0 Charlton v Nottingham Forest (19:45) [CL] 3-2 Fulham v Millwall (19:45) [CL] 2-0 West Brom v Reading (19:45) [CL] 3-1 Friday 23rd August 2019 Aston Villa v Everton (20:00) [PL] 1-2 Saturday 24th August 2019 Norwich City v Chelsea (12:30) [PL] 2-2 Derby County v West Brom (12:30) [CH] 1-2 Brighton v Southampton (15:00) [PL] 2-1 Man Utd v Crystal Palace (15:00) [PL] 3-1 Watford v West Ham (15:00) [PL] 1-1 Sheff Utd v Leicester City (15:00) [PL] 1-2 QPR v Wigan Athletic (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Fulham v Nottingham Forest (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Stoke City v Leeds United (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Preston v Sheffield Wednesday (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Hull City v Bristol City (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Huddersfield v Reading (15:00) [CH] 2-2 Blackburn v Cardiff City (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Barnsley v Luton Town (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Middlesbrough v Millwall (15:00) [CH] 1-2 Liverpool v Arsenal (17:30] [PL] 3-1 Sunday 25th August 2019 Swansea City v Birmingham (12:00) [CH] 2-1 Bournemouth v Man City (14:00) [PL] 0-5 Tottenham v Newcastle (16:30) [PL] 2-0 Wolves v Burnley (16:30) [PL] 3-2

FAO @Gooseberry Crumble Only reference I saw to it at time, mind.

Off to Berlin on Thursday for my nieces wedding back next week. Will the Scavenger Hunt Bingo Deadpool come to a shuddering halt?

Yeah, even Going Up The Country is really a period piece of pure 60s pop.

Tbf, a lot of hard rock is blues inspired anyways, though I get your point.

Jesus christ, she's melting! He's always been in better shape than her in most photos I've seen.

We should have a Woodstock thread before its too late.

More blues inspired than rock I'd say. On The Road Again (biggest UK hit) definitely doesn't fit here.

TUESDAY 20 AUGUST. BIRMINGHAM CITY 3 BARNSLEY 1 SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY 2 LUTON TOWN 1 HULL CITY 1 BLACKBURN ROVERS 1 MIDDLESBOROUGH 2 WIGAN ATHLETIC 2 DERBY COUNTY 2 BRISTOL CITY 3

Occasional reminder that Wearside Jack sent his messages recorded over a tape of "Thank You for Being A Friend" by Andrew Gold, which would later go on to be the theme to "Golden Girls".

Prediction Week 1 - Template. (20th August to 26th August) Here goes nowt! Tuesday 20th August 2019 Birmingham v Barsnley (19:45) [CH] 0-2 Sheff Wed v Luton Town (19:45) [CH] 1-1 Hull City v Blackburn (19:45) [CH] 2-1 Middlesborough v Wigan Athletic (19:45) [CH] 0-1 Derby County v Bristol City (19:45) [CL] 2-1 Wednesday 21st August 2019 Cardiff City v Huddersfield (19:45) [CL] 3-1 Preston v Stoke City (19:45) [CL] 2-1 QPR v Swansea City (19:45) [CL] 0-1 Leeds United v Brentford (19:45) [CL] 2-0 Charlton v Nottingham Forest (19:45) [CL] 3-1 Fulham v Millwall (19:45) [CL] 2-0 West Brom v Reading (19:45) [CL] 3-0 Friday 23rd August 2019 Aston Villa v Everton (20:00) [PL] 1-1 Saturday 24th August 2019 Norwich City v Chelsea (12:30) [PL] 2-1 Derby County v West Brom (12:30) [CH] 0-2 Brighton v Southampton (15:00) [PL] 2-0 Man Utd v Crystal Palace (15:00) [PL] 3-0 Watford v West Ham (15:00) [PL] 1-1 Sheff Utd v Leicester City (15:00) [PL] 1-0 QPR v Wigan Athletic (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Fulham v Nottingham Forest (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Stoke City v Leeds United (15:00) [CH] 0-1 Preston v Sheffield Wednesday (15:00) [CH] 0-1 Hull City v Bristol City (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Huddersfield v Reading (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Blackburn v Cardiff City (15:00) [CH] 2-0 Barnsley v Luton Town (15:00) [CH] 2-2 Middlesbrough v Millwall (15:00) [CH] 1-2 Liverpool v Arsenal (17:30] [PL] 2-1 Sunday 25th August 2019 Swansea City v Birmingham (12:00) [CH] 3-1 Bournemouth v Man City (14:00) [PL] 0-4 Tottenham v Newcastle (16:30) [PL] 5-1 Wolves v Burnley (16:30) [PL] 3-1 I am notoriously SHITE at these games among friends, so wooden spoon cert here.

I didnt't notice when copying the team no 10-11 names, I will just move up everyone from 12 and later up 2 spots and put your first 2 subs on your team

Well all good things have to come to an end, and after 15 days without a hit, our Admin had to actually DO something. And do he has. Updated for Kathleen Blanco - a plethora of hits - and a FINE solo hit for Lars Larsen for JiroemonKimura! And with that solo hit, we have a new leader. Scores are on page (1), and I'm not posting all at this point, but here is your condensed scoreboard: JiroemonKimura - 12 msc - 9 some folks - 4 some other folks - 3 some cuntos - 0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7372257/Michael-Douglas-Catherine-Zeta-Jones-dine-FOUR-generations.html A family get together and his wife Anne really does not look in good shape. Kirk seems healthier than his slightly younger wife.

Report that former Liverpool player Steve Parr has died aged 92:

Would have liked to Thanks, Haha and Like that post but site’s not up to it.

Not even a stealth boast.

Ok, so it's american in origin. Sue me.

Not sure if this has been posted before How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.:)#

Lost again by 2-0. Definitely getting better.

Just checked the DDP standings. Turns out I have 12 points with the recent death of that old Scottish bloke Alf.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/20/home-away-actor-ben-unwin-dies-aged-41-10598304/ Former Home and Away star Ben Unwin found dead aged 41.

Konstantin Anisimov 2017 Junior Us Open Champ and Top 25 player Amanda Anisimova has pullled out of theUs Open next week as her father and coach Konstantin was found dead Monday