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One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex. "Sex?" he asked. "What's that?" She explained what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!" Horrified, Jane said, "Oh, Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her dress, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and gave her a powerful kick in the crotch with his foot. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for bees first!"

With today's news thought it was time to comprehensively update this list and bring it back into a more prominent position for people's use. First the Americans: Down to just 4 moonwalkers, 8 moon travellers and 3 other early astronauts left. Youngest is 83, oldest is 91. It'll be a busy decade!

Sarah Brightman. According to wiki she has collected over 200 gold and platinum records in 38 different countries and has sold 6.5m albums in US alone. She began her career with 2-3 years in "sexy dance troupe" Hot Gossip, followed by a couple of years floating around the choruses of some west end shows before landing the role of Kate in the Pirates of `Penzance (who for the uninitiated has all of 4 solo lines to sing). At that point she met Andrew Lloyd Webber who, having experienced her playing the sweetest of melodies upon his blue veined flute, suddenly realised she was in fact an incredibly talented musician, singer and actress and cast her as the lead in the Phantom of the opera and then the principal soprano in his (alleged) Classical masterpiece, the Requiem. And the world fell for it. And has continued to do so. Similarly, Elaine Paige is revered as a legend of the west end stage and has her own show on radio 2 these days. However she got many of her lead roles in Tim Rice musicals (Cats, Chess etc) during a 10 year period in which she was shagging er...Tim Rice. this fact was less well -known than LW-Brightman coupling at the time, not least as Rice was married to someone else. Until his wife found out about Miss Paige.

Yeah but who knows how many of them will be allowed in 2020! Oh wait, I do. All of them. Sorry, just needlessly worrying folk for a moment..

Christopher Reeve went to Krypton on this day 15 years ago, aged 52.

CHIRAC EST MORT 13/50 26th September 2019 Former French President has died at 86 to push the Crowdsource list to a score of 13 during the waning days of 2019. He began his career as the head of personal staff of George Pompidou, who Chirac considered his mentor. He also received the nickname Le Bulldozer during that time due to his abrasive manner. Well, he clearly bulldozed his way up the political ladder as he gained important political positions throughout the next few decades, particularly with being the prime minister and counterpart to Giscard d'Estaing. He finally became President in 1995, which lasted 12 years. Like many politicians around the world, he was very mixed. He opposed the invasion of Iraq, a war which was fabricated by the US government. On the other hand, he had his fair share of corruption dealings, eventually being convicted of some of those dealings in 2011. His health was slowly declining, and crowdsource folk gave him a high debut in 2017. He only made it to the 37th spot in his 3rd appearance on the list though.

AWESOME collection of lower league football pictures here from the archive of the "half decent football magazine" When Saturday Comes - link to BBC article below the blogged photo: Article: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-49992697

Now for the Cosmonauts: Two dead this year, including one today. 5 Soviets left from this era, including 2 involved in original cosmonaut training.

Pay at the gate only. I mean...aren't they just gifting the touts an opportunity if it gets close to capacity?

They ain't the worst that you've seen.

Should be picked up by the major sources soon, but here's an English obit. https://sputniknews.com/russia/201910111077022232-soviet-cosmonaut-alexei-leonov-dies-at-85/

This genius was released 50 years ago today (10 Oct 1969). https://archive.org/details/InTheCourtOfKingCrimson

But not a Scavenger Hunt pick, afaics.

Keeping us in susSpence

I don't see very many £2 coins, I'm married.

He's a unique in my theme team GUN Fight at the not O.K. Corral Looks like he will be in the team next year too

Apollo astronauts pose for a portrait at the 2019 Explorers Club Annual Dinner in New York City on 16th March 2019. They are from left to right: Charlie Duke (Apollo 16), Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11), Walter Cunningham (Apollo 7), Al Worden (Apollo 15), Rusty Schweickart (Apollo 9), Harrison Schmitt (Apollo 17), Michael Collins (Apollo 11) and Fred Haise (Apollo 13). https://www.space.com/apollo-astronauts-talk-risks-explorers-club-2019.html

I wasn't keen on this either. I find both Sarah Lancashire and Sally Wainwright rather overrated.

I fear you may incur the wrath of Sir Creep.

Harry Monk?no the TV series monk. The entire series is on YouTube. I imagine you've seen plenty of Harry Monk while perusing videos on the Internet.

Report of the death of Alexey Leonov, cosmonaut who conducted the first spacewalk: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?uact=5&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Ftass.ru%2Fkosmos%2F6989673

Eddie Wuebben of Synth Punk band Sextile.