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Michael Jackson just setting up the karaoke machine in the back room?

Just to clear up any potential confusion, I will start accepting entries as soon as it turns to midnight in the UK to turn from the 22nd to the 23rd. Meaning that around 7 pm Eastern Time in the US you’re good to send in your list if you want to then. Or you can wait till December 30th, I’m fine either way tbh...

That reminds me of

Translation: "I have decided to hide from my mother, HRH Mummy, on the valid and real grounds she might try to murder me..."

It is meant to shadow the main deathlist so you should follow the same rules that it does. However, shadow lists aren’t necessarily meant for competition and you could really do whatever you like. It’s really just to see how you’d perform under the same circumstances against the list.

In his Venetian Palazzo behind a paywall: https://www.ft.com/content/41903cf4-ee8c-11e9-ad1e-4367d8281195

As anyone who has done a carboot sale in the past five years will know, the first wave of buyers is professionals walking around at 7am asking you if you've got any a) retro video games b) Lego that they can underpay massively for then flog on eBay.

You mean advice, not hints. Can't believe he's close to 103. I genuinely thought he'd be a goner many years ago.

Lauch Faircloth, former one-term senator from North Carolina, is 91. I only bring his name up as one of interest as he's the man who tried to get Microsoft Solitaire banned.

Currently reading James Lovelock's Novocene - written when the 100 year old was a mere 99. Marbles fully intact on this evidence and more foreward thinking, insightful and intelligent than anything I'm about to watch in the first Bojo vs Jezza head-to-head

This sentence needs a comma; is it going after ‘bar’ or ‘in’?

A Monroe (Louisiana of course) woman was arrested recently after a police body search found both methamphetamine and a substantial amount of cash hidden in her vagina. Foxnews.com reports that 23-year-old Ashley Beth Rolland "was accused...of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she'd been staying with for about a week. During a search of Rolland by a female sheriff's deputy, over six thousand dollars in cash and and a plastic bag containing approximately a gram of the illegal drug was discovered. According to the Sheriff's Office report, Rolland denied to deputies that the cash and meth were hers. SC

RIP

Buttigieg, Hickenlooper and Klobuchar are either entries in a dictionary of euphemisms or the new generation of Pokemon

Bracknell’s death has left me with abandonment issues