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It is now March 20th in the UK. 103 today!

98 today!

Baby boom at Christmas.

Sir John Tooley, a former Director General of the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden is dead: http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/240281/tooley and https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2020/03/19/sir-john-tooley-general-director-royal-opera-house-turbulent/ I only mention it because he's picked for the DDP.

2021 will have one of the highest rates of divorces and birth's per capita in many countries

So, just been sent my results of covid 19 screening, no need to self isolate, don't understand why boss wants to see me.

Cause for celebration here tbh - one of the few silver linings here

Death Notice for Miranda Macmillan (nee Quarry), Countess of Stockton: http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/240259/stockton No date of death there! A former model and socialite, she divorced the Tory Peer the 2nd Earl of Stockton back in 2011. He was her third husband. She, on the other hand, was better known as the third wife of actor and Goon Peter Sellers from 1970 - 1974.

Good luck there in California. Looks like your Governor has locked up all of California finally! Keep safe!

Four of the culprits in the 2012 Delhi gang rape have been executed - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-51969961

I knew somebody would say that, and am not surprised that it was you

It's only our faces we've been told not to touch.

'They think it's all over....it is now'

Funny. It's the same here in Denmark. While the medias are spreading doom and gloom, Hospitals are in good shape and have plenty of beds and respiratory systems.

I went on twitter typed in Tom hanks basically to find his sister's post and these are the most liked and retweeted posts. Radio show in America saying Tom hanks name is about to come out with regards to something ugly and another saying he doesn't have coronavirus and he's been detained in connection to alleged illegal activities. Not saying I believe this, but would they be talking about it on a legit radio show and it be right at the top of twitter trending searches.

In Germany, people are preparing for the Corona crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese. That’s the würst käse scenario.

Prince Albert of Monaco diagnosed:

That son of a bitch

We will get a chance to bore future generations about "what we did during the coronavirus curfew".

Update after my holiday... Hits are the almost universally picked Genesis P-Orridge, our beloved Javier Perez De Cuellar and Henri RIchard. The latter was a hit for two people, including Banana, who advances to the nr. 2 slot: Rank Team Points 1 Death Impends 431 2 Banana 427 3 gcreptile 400 4 RadGuy 392 5 Cpt. Chorizo 377 6 Clorox Bleachman 369 6 Joey Russ 369 8 Grave Danger 366 9 The Quim Reaper 344 10 Deadsox 337 11 John Key 333 12 Skinny Kiltrunner 323 13 msc 319 14 drol 306 15 The Unknown Man 304 16 The Mad Hatter 291 17 Torva Messor 289 18 JiroemonKimura 287 19 Book 286 20 Sir Creep 248 21 theoldlady 245 22 Etushispushingupdaisies 239 22 Toast 239 24 Sean 216 25 DevonDeathTrip 208 26 The Old Crem 194 27 YoungWillz 170 28 Kenny 149 29 Chilean Way 138 30 markb4 101 30 Great Uncle Bulgaria 101 32 Bibliogryphon 92 33 ThePrematureBurial 58 34 Gooseberry Crumble 50 35 Pedro67 40

Harvey Weinstein, he wont survive prison.

I don't know. He still looks ridiculous with his orange skin and hair, if you ask me.