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  1. Posted

    Impressed by the article in the Sun, it has the highest circulation of any English language paper in the world.

     

    And old Dunny gets a mention - why do I suspect members of this august list had something to do with the piece.

     

    Oh, and Rupert Murdoch says hi

  4. Posted

    Taxidermists, embalmers, freeze-your-corpse-and-store-it merchants, clairvoyants (100% success for the 2007 list guaranteed if you don't read the small print)...

     

    Ought to be possible.

    Possible yes, but strangely enough the few spammers we've had here (they were dealt with PDQ) tried to flog porn or Nazi propaganda.

     

    Middle managenent now takes you back to our scheduled flaming,

    Hein

    Was that horse-flogging porn?

     

    I haven't seen any of that for a while - then again it does cost a lot.

     

    Sometimes I think I will meet my maker while watching that sort of film, one hand on the remote, the other....

  8. Posted

    Now we've heard of celebs dying while having sex with someone/thing else.

     

    But what about male celebs who have been caught in the act of, a-hem, Onanism.

     

    Or for the female celebs, tickling the kipper (thanks to Two Pints...for that one)?

     

    Personally, I reckon Princess Di was giving head when the car crashed - that's why she didn't have her seatbelt on.

     

    Stick that up your conspiracy theory! ;)

  9. Posted

    Tell me Canadian Paul, I'm I right in thinking that a Conservative victory overthere secures the Monarchy for a while longer?

    The word Conservative - now that's changed it's meaning in British politics recently.

     

    I was the first to moan when "New" Labour stole the centre ground in the mid-90s to win the 1997 election, but surely David "Call me Dave" Cameron can do better than copy Tony Blair.

     

    The Tory Party, for all their faults, are an iconically British institution. If they go over to the bleeding-heart liberal brigade, this country hasn't got much of a future to look forward to.

     

    Perhaps I'll be going to Canada soon!

  10. Posted

    Jesus!

     

    I don't know what's bothering me most- the sinister turn of this thread or Star Crossed's past!

    All I was highlighting is that, despite the most advance security in the world, our senior public figures have to give people prior notification of where they are going to be for publicity reasons.

     

    It would take a pretty impressive body guard to stop a bullet, so it's down the the intelligence agency to find a preventative measure, not a cure.

     

    If the CIA/MI5 want to bug my phone, then they are welcome. All they will find is the occassion order for a takeaway and some lovey-dovey talk - hardly revolutionary.

  11. Posted

    It is hard for us Brits to understand Canadian politics.

     

    The main reason for this is the reliance on coalitions, as our first-past-the-post system normally results in an outright majority.

     

    The other issue is the Liberal/Conservative split - North American politics have always shyed away from anything that is seen openly as left-wing.

     

    But, most importantly, is the two nations within a nation issue - ie the English and the French, if you will.

     

    And, of course, we in Britain are still coming to terms with our relationship between the EU compared to the old dominions.

     

    Personally, I think Canada will be fine - changes are always needed, as our Labour Government will find out in 2009/10.

  15. Posted

    So, basically it's popes & politicians so far, mostly knobbing people they shouldn't be.

     

    Not sure, but there's probably a moral there somewhere.

     

    Good work people, keep 'em coming. (insert gag here).

     

    If nothing else, this thread has convinced me never to have sex with a horse. :)

    You mean never let a horse have sex with you.

     

    There is a difference (of a few inches, anyway). :lol:

  19. Posted

    If this is true then it's one of the best deaths in history.

     

    "The most notorious case of in delicato flagranto morto allegedly occurred in 1899: The President of France died while receiving oral gratification. When Mademoiselle realized Monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of le President."

  20. Posted

    If you type in I'd like to see Bill Gates dead in the US Englsh word theasarus from a few years ago, you get "I'll drink to that" as the response.

     

    Not that it's all that interesting, mind.

     

    Windsor the Troll as good google though.

  22. Posted

    I think he'll live to a good old age, like John Profumo has since the Christine Keeler scandal in the 1960s.

     

    And Jeremy Thorpe, come to think of it.

     

    Archer'll still be shooting his arrows in 20 years or so.

  24. Posted

    I think he'll be gone within a month of leaving Celebrity Big Brother.

     

    It's a shame, though, because before all the swimming pool business he was one hell of a performer.

     

    Too many people presume him guilty without trial, as shown by pictures like this which I cannot condone in any way at all.

     

    big-brother-cluedo.jpg

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