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    Holiday Thread

    Ibiza - back on Saturday 9th.
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    The Deathlist Kitchen

    Fine 200. That's classy for a good evening. Who the f**k counts. Cracking me up. Would you like fries with that? (Standing up and clapping) do some people sign out to start an argument?
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    Room 101

    Not that i've got anything against disabled people, but the Paralympics f**k me off a bit. don't get me wrong, i'm all for equality and all that, but - i mean, take the 100 metres for example. The guy in second place has got a wooden leg and a concrete hip or something, and the bloke in 1st has got a sore thumb and a toothache. wheres the f*****g equality there?
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    Tammy Faye Messner

    Tammy has been in denial about her impending death for months...
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    A Joke

    Q: Whats orange and looks good on Chavs? A: Fire.
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    Jacques Brel's Imitation Jelly Jewellery

    never heard of the guy...
  7. yeah happy birthday ra
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2008

    nah we don't care. i've got no problem picking people of any age. even though the youngest person on my list is 42 this year. i did consider Harvey Yorke as an outsider...
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    Vera Lynn

    hahahahaha whatt????
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    i seriously cant figure it out. impossible? Harry next post 1000 congrats!
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    The Dead - 2007

    Re: the cabbie. i just KNEW there would be something in the article about famous passengers! how come the most exciting thing you can ever ask a cabbie is 'you ever had anyone famous in here'? to which they will always come out a few classics such as Margaret Thatcher, Bruce Forsyth and Joan Collins! i asked a cabbie once and the best he could come up with was Nigel Reo-Coker.
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    hang on a minute, how f*****g confusing is that poll anyway? yes dont not ban him? whatt?
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    Ariel Sharon

    this is fantastic! come on Borat defend yourself & your country! Macedonians shouldn't stand for this!
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    Horse Racing

    Lester Piggott in intensive care... (mods feel free to move to relevant threat, i cant find one!)
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    Moderators Overstepping The Mark Again

    here here! (woof!)
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    Bob Dylan

    http://www.expectingrain.com/ Dylan News Site - Updated Daily!
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    just for the record - i didnt set up that poll... dont know who did, mods i guess. i voted YES ban him. although i dont REALLY think he should be banned, i just dont want him to think that anyone likes him. oh and Dave, we know you're a master of disguise, but writing that pot,kettle,black message from 'anon' didnt really fool anyone. fool!
  18. In order to save time and worry on the part of curious DLers, I think I'd better explain! The changes turned out rather more subtle than I had originally intended so here's a detailed description of what happens. 0 seconds: cat's eyes: palest ----------- fish eye: deep red 3 seconds: cat's eyes: still pale -------- fish eye: deep orange/red 6 seconds: cat's eyes: brighter -------- fish eye: medium orange 9 seconds: cat's eyes: more intense -- fish eye: pale orange (distorted slightly in the download)(ed:now fixed - clear your cache to see the difference)) 12 seconds: cat's eyes: bright green - fish eye: yellow 15 seconds: cat's eyes: less bright ---- fish eye: pale orange (also distorted)(ed:fixed) 18 seconds: cat's eyes: less intense -- fish eye: medium orange 21 seconds: cat's eyes: paler ----------- fish eye: deep orange/red 24 seconds: as at 0 seconds and then the cycle repeats itself. The fish's eye is brightest when the cat's eyes are palest and vice versa. I think this makes it hard to focus on both changes at the same time but it's easier when you know what you're looking for. P.S. Don't forget the waving Jumblie! i f*****g love that avitar CO, and i love that detailed description of colour changes...
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    Room 101

    And if any hackers can add Captain Oates's w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a medal. I'll do better than that - if anyone can add the w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a wank. Now that's got to be an incentive to try. Unless the w**ker puts it there himself desperately hoping that you hold your promise to hold a DL member's member. That would be an awful situation to be in - are you hands big enough after all he's one big prick... Cue tumbleweed... I have quite small hands, but that's OK because they make little willies look bigger when they're clenched in my sweaty palms. oh my god.
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    All Quiet on the Amanda front

    i thought it was lipstick
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    Horse Racing

    Alderburn is a non-runner? Well what a tip that turned out to be! Does no-one else feel like a last minute bet on the Betfred Gold Cup? I thought Ronnie might fancy COWBOY BOOTS at 80/1 ?
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    Ronnie Biggs

    is his lawyer just trying to get him out for health reasons? he's fine isn't he. we've all been duped. ba$tard lawyer.
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    The Boys Of '66

    ok i'll take George Cohen - Bally has proved that age doesnt matter so i've gone for who i think is the Least Famous.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2008

    does anyone know of Peter Andre being selected on any deadpools anywhere?
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    Stephen Hawking

    Doesn't a Brief History of Time Fly when your having fun?

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