Real Madron

Do you know what, if he died I think we'd mark the following day by logging on and posting as usual, with some increased activity around Clive's thread. The sun would still rise....etc. Re who we'd adopt as a - sort of - mascot. I think we're looking for an actor, long out of work, not too old, and I think Dickie O has to be our man. or Dick Van Dyke?

Woman Marries Corpse

It's an anagram of TB. Another day and another 60 IP addresses later, no progress except in my proficiency at clicking off and on again to the router so that the data stream can continue. hey Cap. couldnt help but notice your little connection problem. my PC at home used to do that all the time, just throw me offline about six times a night, sometimes not connecting again for hours. i bought a wireless router to use the laptop upstairs, and i havent been disconnected since. i always thought a new router wouldnt help but it has been brilliant.

Richard Jeni, one of Comedy Central's Top 100 Comedians of All Time is dead - looks like suicide. Edit: just looked into this guy, he came 57th in the Top 100 list (above Eddie Izzard, Jackie Mason, Bernie Mac among others) but he was also on the panel of judges that decided the list... hmmm Also, he was an actor and was in the Mask with Jim Carey. quote: "My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch."

i forgot to stop watching Deal or No Deal. what happens to me now?

Cut your house in half

OK i'm bored.. here we go for this weekends FA Cup Predictions predictions: Middlesbrough 2 - 1 Man Utd Chelsea 2 - 0 Spurs Blackburn 3 - 1 Man City Plymouth 2 - 0 Watford

Courtney Love being sued by Rehab Clinic

my friend, who has just turned 30, has his age registered with DVLA as 31. when he was 20 he was planning a trip to the states, and as he knew alcohol was out of the question being under age, he wrote a cheeky letter to the DVLA simply saying they had got the date wrong on his driving licence and he was actually 21. they sent him a new driving licence - no questions asked - and to this day he's still a year older on lots of forms of ID. he says he doesnt really know how to go about changing it, he cant really tell them what he did 9 years ago or he might get shot by the DVLA police or something. rm.

not long at all, anthony, not long at all

Cowboy Ronnie - surely as a Mod you know how to seach by now?

are you two still arguing in here?

i wonder if you get prosthetic blisters on prosthetic legs?

thanks for the messages people, especially liked the everton cake and record cake ! and great to get a death on my birthday, i think i'll have a glass of wine...

i wouldn't like to see them dead, but Yogi Berra & Murray Walker are both 80+ both seem in good health though

can you get Double Coffins?

Captain America 'Dead'

haha thunks.

on planes, (or coaches etc) when the guy in front keeps shifting and bouncing around, especially when their seat is reclined. also the guy behind who is constantly banging the back of your chair.. what the f**k is he doing back there? why cant people just sit down and chill out?

Brooke Astor, 200 years old.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKA

i see. i think i may have seen her name around somewhere... so how is the old girl? ive got my monthly transfer system to think about. if you're so sure, i could always bring her into play in April...

who's Hughes?

haha yeah. and they paint cornish flags all over them as well... they seem to think this is a different country?

great i had fatboy slim, and a cloudy radio one roadshow in st ives