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No Chance - its the hot pots.Look at Ken 40 years embalmed on them.Theres a thought Johhny Briggs??

Replace 'cat' with 'student', and you've pretty much described my life. BTW - I shall be coming back as an elephant. BTW?? Have the liteary standards sank so low on this forum?

Yes, after posting the caption I realised that I'd conflated Mr Head-Crusher with his arch nemesis, the Face Squisher, but couldn't be arsed to change what I'd put [read: I thought it had been quoted in subsequent posts, so figured if I went in and changed it, evidence would continue to linger]. [Defensive Former Groupie mode]Not only did I go and see KITH live when they were at the height of fame, I saw every episode as they were aired, including the Pilot episode. I had the Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet album and would have gone to see them live except for the fact that the gig was in a bar and I was still a minor at the time. Bruce McCulloch went to my high school (though, er, several years before I did) and while I was a student there, I found the Yearbook in which his Grade 12 (year of graduation) photo and blurb appeared in the library archives. Myself and an equally obsessed friend then had T-shirts made, with the photo on the front and the blurb on the back. (We wore the shirts when we went to see them live.) Furthermore, myself and said friend wrote a number of letter to the Kids, in which (if I remember correctly) we suggested that we should appear on the programme. We also requested a replica Hecubus puppet. Not only were we never sent one, but the bastards never even responded (though their crappy fan club did).[/Defensive Former Groupie mode] I recently heard on the CBC that the Kids in the Hall are getting back together. In honour of this, the show hosts played These are the Daves I Know and it made me feel very nostalgic! And you call my posts S**t???? Kettle,Black;Pot.

At this stage,she has probably succumbbed to several hairy lorry drivers.

Aha! Is this perchance the act of being ironic? No, that's sarcasm. Or were you being ironic? I'm buggered if I know, mate. Yeah,but its a pain in the ass discovering the truth,

"who put the bug in my tea!" What happened to George W ,he was here a second a go? Big cheeks,but thats what I like.

you are a W**ker mate..................you didnt even know the guy......he was a better man than you will ever be............lets hope one day you are as unfortunate as he was having his voice box removed.....then lets see you crack jokes then. you should be F*****g ashamed of yourself you loser Did you know him? Mime one of his favorite songs.

Erm..................... do you mean this thread?, It's not locked Youth, never has been. Is there possibly another thread you mean? It was most definitely locked earlier, someone is mucking about. Oh Well,if you cant trust your own,who can you trust?

Damn the NHS

Oh the irony... Anubis ,dont let Harrods get the hump. Guest - NO.Quite sad really.

What?,pass me a cigarette.

Feliç Anniversari.BHB Good tidings to ALL of you.

Listen to BBC local radio. Like a quiz? Scousers live radio quiz.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...with%20push.ups check it out you morose bunch of c**ts. The Forest of Love? Is this something to do with being hirstute?

And when Gordon pulled out I knew HE was the one!

Gimme a break! Wiki is sh*t (the DL entry excepted, of course ). Pat has his/her own Wiki entry, for chrissakes. Since when is having a Wiki entry proof of anything? I'm all for sorting this business out, but I don't think Wiki is the answer. I don't even think the DL candidates should have Wiki links on the DL front list forum page thingy. Wiki is bollocks. Iain (bless him - I have no issues with his sweet yet vain attempts to post relevantly on this site) is proof that Wiki info is unreliable and shoddy at best. Surely we should be relying on actual news stories for our info, even if it's just the Near Misses or Not Exactly Famous threads. I mean, if there isn't a news story about the individual's death somewhere in the world, then perhaps their death shouldn't be posted on this site. That strikes me as a fairly good criteria [editor's note: criterium?]. With regard to the two threads: I think they should be merged into one, semantics notwithstanding. They pretty much have the same stuff posted in them, anyway. Is there a vacancy on Mods? Do I hear the slap of tongue on brown star? BBC,CNN,SKY;ABC,Reuters ,in the UK for a death. The nearlies, any 2/3 mentions on a reputable news source,such as Google,MSN,BBC,Yahoo,ABC,CNN,should be enough to appease even you. Other than that is not relevant.

Damn.I looked at him the other day when Doug Ellis came up. Got to be a contender.

I'd have to dig around, but I heard that what with the movie version of Dallas being filmed soon, Hagman is sort of coaching the actor who will be playing J.R. Ewing According to the article from the Beeb website the film is still in development, John Travolta has been rumored for the part of JR, but nothing's been confirmed. It also reminds us that Charlene Tilton shall forever be the Poison Dwarf. Lindsay Lohan has been tipped to reprise Charlene Tiltons role. Latest news. I don't why...from the pic they had in yesterday's Mail of the cast as they look today (they were together to pick up some award) they all looked spry enough to reprise their old roles...especially Mizz Tilton.... The only one, in my opinion, that hadn't aged well was Mary Crosby (daughter of Bing...something I did not know until yesterday) who played the bint who shot Phil Mitchell... The accompanying blurb also commented that Hagman has turned down a second liver transplant because he's still drinking & that he used to have a £40,000 a week vintage champagne habit. Does that make him the stark, exact opposite of Clive Dunn with his £1 bottles of wine? 40,000 a week? If he lived in India he could afford a new liver every 5 days. Binge week-ends new liver Monday morning. A sad indictment on western society.

Welcome on board the good ship DeathList, makepeace. I hope those idiots in N.I. will. regards, Hein One of those idiots in N.I here! What people have forgot to mention is that Ian Paisley is one of the most stubborn men ever to exist on this planet - he is going nowhere! Much as many people will celebrate when he snuffs it, he will also equally take great pleasure from staying alive for as long as possible - and denying so many people this pleasure. Isn't he going to Hell? Hell for a hustler.That is all he ever was. Ian Paisley Rap. The 'Rev.' Ian Paisley is a Member of the British and European Parliaments. He is the founder and only head of the Free Presbyterian Church, which has a fundamentalist Christian perspective on most issues. It has 49 Churches in British Occupied Ireland and 10 abroad. While no priest has ever been elected to government office in the 26 Counties, even though Paisley claims the Republic is controlled by the Roman Catholic Church, Protestant ministers, including Mr. Paisley, have always been prominent in the electoral politics of the North, "a Protestant State for a Protestant People." Ian Paisley is the head of the Democratic Unionist Party. Political writers Moloney and Pollack describe him as a man of contradictions, "... a Christian minister who incites religious hatred and threatens bloody civil war. He is a constitutional politician who leads coat trailing, sectarian street protests. He claims to believe in democracy yet runs his church like a Protestant pope and his party [DUP] like a medieval despot." Disputed Divinity Degrees from the U.S. He received an honorary degree from Bob Jones University of South Carolina in 1966 and is a regular preacher there. To this day, his actual ordination is the subject of controversy. It was never valid under Presbyterian rules. He obtained a B.A. in Divinity from Pioneer Theological Seminary in Rockville, Ill. in 1954 and an honorary doctorate 7 months later. He received a Masters Degree from Burton College and Seminary in Manitou Springs, Colorado. Both are bogus, disreputable correspondence schools described as "degree mills" by the US Dept. of Education. In 1993 he visited the Cub Hill Bible Presbyterian Church in Baltimore, Maryland and often tours American fundamentalist churches. He is described as a "fearless preacher of God's word and a contender for the faith once delivered unto the saints." He is also one of the most vicious anti-Catholic hate mongers and is implicated by the actions of his own followers in conspiring to deprive Catholics of their lives, rights and property in the British Occupied Counties of Ireland. His Position on Catholics In 1956, Rev. Paisley abducted a 16 year old girl, Maura Lyons, who was in a dispute with her parents about joining the Free Presbyterian Church. He attempted to use her as an anti-Catholic propaganda stunt and would not inform police where she was. Paisley was later ordered in court never to go near the girl or her family again. In 1959, the Presbyterian Moderator of Ireland was on tour of churches and visited a Catholic priest, the Rev. J. Wilson, whom he had befriended. Rev. Paisley described this act of human friendship as an act of "blasphemy". In April, 1958, Rev. Paisley sponsored Juan Arrien, a Spanish ex-priest, who performed exaggerated "mock masses" as part of an anti-Catholic road show. When Fr. Murphy of Ballymurphy protested that a public facility was to be used for this sectarian, anti-Catholic show, Rev. Paisley responded in his magazine, Revivalist, "We know your church to be the mother of harlots and the abomination of the earth." On June 17, 1959, at a Belfast rally, he publicly chastised "the men of the Shankill for allowing papists, pope's men, and papishers" to live on the Shankill Rd. Angry crowds went to the addresses called out by Paisley, burned out the occupants and looted their homes. As religious ecumenism was progressing between Churches and Religions during the 1960s, a Catholic priest actually preached in Westminster Abbey and Protestant ministers were welcomed in Catholic churches, Mr. Paisley was -- and still is -- wild with recrimination and bigotry at any intra-religious experience or sharing of ideas. In keeping with the above attitude, he called Pope John XXIII a "Roman anti-Christ" and his Church the "Harlot of Babylon". On June 3, when the Pope died, Paisley roared, "This romish man of sin is now in hell." In May of 1968, during the height of the Civil Rights movement in the North, Paisley addressed a mob of 500 loyalists and burned a photograph of Prime Minister O'Neil who was shown to be visiting a Catholic convent the week before. After inciting loyalists to burn Catholic families out of their homes, the Rev. Paisley explained the problem to the press: His exact words were "Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs; Catholic churches were attacked and burned because they were arsenals and priests handed out sub-machine guns to parishioners; and the massive discrimination in employment and shortage of houses for Catholics were simply because they breed like "rabbits" and multiply like "vermin". William Beattie, a loyal lieutenant of Rev. Paisley, addressed a DUP Youth Group after the Anglo-Irish Accord was signed by the Dublin and London governments in 1986: "We must hire assassins to kill Catholics and pay them when the job is done." On Violence Several founding members and early leaders of the Ulster Defense Association were close confidants and workers for Paisley. Between 1971 and 1976 alone, the UDA [ulster Defense Association] and its cover organizations murdered 600 Catholics. Freddie Parkinson, a leader of the UDA, stated in 1984, that Paisley was "a tarantula who spreads the venom of further conflict and has been a major contributor to our prolonged tragedy." John McKeague, a disciple of Free Presbyterianism, founded the murderous Red Hand Commandos. Billy Mitchel, a gunman for the Ulster Volunteer Force murder squads, was a Sunday school teacher for the Free Presbyterian church. William McGrath, founder of a paramilitary group that called for the banning of the Catholic Church, was convicted in 1981 of sexual abuse of children. Paisley's most trusted aide in London is Rev. Brian Green, a man with close links to the National Front, a Nazi organization. Billy and Gusty Spence, founders of the UVF murder gang, and Ken Gibson, Tommy Heron and Davey Payne, leaders of the UDA, served as organizers at Paisley's rallies, In 1969, bombings around the North were falsely attributed to the IRA. Paisley's bodyguard, Sammy Stevenson turned Queen's evidence admitting he and Tommy McDowell, a Free Presbyterian, conspired to set off the bombs in loyalist districts in order to further incite the loyalist community. On Freemasons They got their strength from the excreta that runs from the sewer pipes of Hell." Once Paisley learned wealthy Freemasons in America were supporting his churches, he had a vision that Freemasons should be admitted to the Free Presbyterian church. On Jews "The Unionist party are boasting he [Harold Smith] is a Jew. As a Jew, he rejects our Lord Jesus Christ, the New Testament, Protestant principles, the Glorious Reformation and the sanctity of the Lord's day. The Protestant throne and the Protestant constitution are nothing to him." On Journalists "... the whirring multitudes of pestiferous scribbling rodents... who usually sport thick lensed glasses, wear six pairs of ropey sandals, are homosexuals, kiss holy medals or carry secret membership cards of the Communist party... spineless, brainless mongoloids. But, because of it, maliciously perilous as vipers." On Censorship The Democratic Unionist Party, the political wing of the Free Presbyterian Church, passed a resolution at its 1978 annual conference to condemn blasphemous literature like John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. On Women Valerie Shaw, secretary of a Free Presbyterian church, discovered sexual abuse of boys at Kincora School by Paisley confidant William McGrath. She tried to get Paisley to give the matter his spiritual attention for years. When he did not, she left the church. Since then, no woman can hold official office in the church leadership. On the EEC Paisley berated the European Economic Community as part of a "papal plot" and the "bride of the anti-Christ." He sought the seat to the European parliament because God told him to "sit amongst the frog eaters [French] and the snail mongers [belgians]." On Being British In a debate with Bernadette Devlin in June 1968, Paisley defended himself regarding a position Devlin thought was unfair by stating he "would rather be British than be fair." Others on Ian Paisley DUP barrister Robert McCartney stated that "Paisley is a fascist who is more interested in an independent Ulster, a mini-Geneva run by a fifth-rate Calvin, than Union with Britain." Imprisoned UDA leader Freddie Parkinson, in appeal for non-violence by Paisley: "I remember the paramilitary megalomaniac who beckoned us to follow him but who later abandoned us to be scored as common criminals." On the day of MP Robert Bradford's funeral, the Daily Telegraph [London] stated, "The posturing of Mr. Paisley continues to persuade the British people that Ulster is a strange and alien land which tends to inspire not terror but ridicule." Perhaps people may wish to nominate him for the 2007 death list! Its common knowledge what he is,but a double header with Charlie Haughey would appease both sides. How is he lately,as was requested earlier?

Welcome on board the good ship DeathList, makepeace. I hope those idiots in N.I. will. regards, Hein One of those idiots in N.I here! What people have forgot to mention is that Ian Paisley is one of the most stubborn men ever to exist on this planet - he is going nowhere! Much as many people will celebrate when he snuffs it, he will also equally take great pleasure from staying alive for as long as possible - and denying so many people this pleasure. Isn't he going to Hell? Hell for a hustler.That is all he ever was. Ian Paisley Rap.

I'd have to dig around, but I heard that what with the movie version of Dallas being filmed soon, Hagman is sort of coaching the actor who will be playing J.R. Ewing According to the article from the Beeb website the film is still in development, John Travolta has been rumored for the part of JR, but nothing's been confirmed. It also reminds us that Charlene Tilton shall forever be the Poison Dwarf. Lindsay Lohan has been tipped to reprise Charlene Tiltons role. Latest news. For a second I thought you said tripped and I was about to correct you. I was about to say - No I didn't trip her with the Bicycle I ran her over! And i'm dead serious Why only a bicycle,could you not have returned home for a car?

To-day this site was spammed.Godot & I were complaining voiceferously(Well, trying to get a cheap phone actually),When it was noticed that we were Modless,LUCKILY FF turned up,THANK GOD!!!This could have been the end of democracy as we know it. Shouldnt the mods given their respective locations,organise a rota system so one of our esteemed leaders is on duty 24/7. Did you get that phone for your mum G ?

I'd have to dig around, but I heard that what with the movie version of Dallas being filmed soon, Hagman is sort of coaching the actor who will be playing J.R. Ewing According to the article from the Beeb website the film is still in development, John Travolta has been rumored for the part of JR, but nothing's been confirmed. It also reminds us that Charlene Tilton shall forever be the Poison Dwarf. Lindsay Lohan has been tipped to reprise Charlene Tiltons role. Latest news.

How very entertaining... What was that all about? Wins not Aryan.Looks nothing like Tom Metzeger. Ranter drivel. Am curious to know who's on that number, but not curious enough to dial it. I dialled it.(From a call box) Its the FBI in Alabama. Wins you got family in a trailer park?

1,wiki, 2,insomniac,so are millions of others. 3,insane,do you have a certificate?. All of the above,talk to your mum,and renew your prescription.