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Life Begins at 5 o'clock

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  1. Speaking of fat people, Louie Anderson must be getting reday to pop his clogs. He's chunky and unhappy and his career has completely stalled. Reminds of a less likebale john candy shortly after finishing producation on canadian bacon.


  2. Exclusive news (Iain style).

     

    My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire).

    Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see.

    Isn't it mentioned in Wikipedia somewhere?

     

    Wikipedia is suppose to mention everything.

     

    He said no credible source.


  3. Two weeks. Dead wife and broken hip = broken heart + heart condition x the mean rate of inflation in the Pacific Rim - the number of apostles at the last supper + the number of pages in the bible to a factor of 3 / the number of days in creation = April 14.

     

    A soul that should just be claimed if not givin good fortune...

     

     

    Forgot to carry a two...the actual date will be June 20.


  4. Yea...he doesn't look very good. Typically people that get pictures with the President stand if the President is standing...it's one of those respect things. If he makes it to next year, he should definitely be on the list.

     

    Typically people in wheelchairs are quite unable to stand.

     

    Usually, unless they try to pull off some stunt. Like' everybody gather round..

     

    Look the old man is standing and is about to speak.

     

    In a situation such as this respect comes in many many forms.

     

    He looks decrepid(sp) though. It'll be him and Arthur C. Clarke and Studs Terkel, all right in a row.


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    West Virginia is a backwoods place to begin with, tons of local jokes from the Marylanders. No offense to anyone, but West Virginians are sterotyped around here as having less than half their teeth, a 4th grade education, coal dust in their blood, marry their cousin (that's if their siblings are unavailable), and screw their livestock. It's only like that in some pockets though.

     

    the following is a rant from a person of souther extraction. please do not take it personaly, it is intended to be a general expression of upset-ness----

     

    isn't it interesting how people feel free to poke fun at southerners, things that wouldn't be tolerated if aimed at another group. they wouldn't say that about gays, or blacks, or michigan-ers. not pc.

     

    my family is all from arkansas, texas, and louisianna. i have been in arizona most of my life, but still have a trace of an accent, and tend to use alot of southern expressions. i have been teased about it for years.

     

    one day i'm gonna knock somebody's cotton-pickin head right off.

     

    and you are supposed to put cole slaw on bbq sandwiches!!

     

    we return you now to you previously scheduled forum.

     

    I guess I should just stick with the people some southerners elect to represent them in DC...like Jesse Helms and Sen. Byrd and George W. Bush. Most of the Southerners I've met have been the nicest people whether they be well educated or not, and married to first cousins or not.

     

    Have I brought up my state's former governor, William Donald Schaeffer? He's 83 and currently serving as our Comptroller and is as nutty as ever. Not all too long ago, a young, female aide brought him a drink in the middle of a Dept. of Public Works meeting. After she walked away, he called her back and told her to walk away again so he could stare at her ass again. Yes it was caught on camera and was on CNN for a while. No real health problems to report with him (other than a fainting spell), just a screw or two loose.

     

    Schaefer's probably too obscure for DL. Plus, he's currently running for re-election. I don't think he's going to die all that soon.


  6. Can't people look on Wikipedia or somewhere else on the internet before asking whether famous people are still alive?

     

    Or maybe you're just trying to start conversation..... :blink:

     

     

    Well, I did look at Wiki, as well as groliers, biography, and whitehouse/history. No soap. These two women are seriously under the radar. Also, where did OoO find that name for Agnew?


  7. No real reason. Just watched Raging Bull. If La Motta isn't looking good after a lifetime spent in sports, his brother is probably in worse condition. Although his brother probably never engaged in the high stress lifestyle like La Motta. He was just a spur of the moment suggestion. The post would've been better suited for the suggestions thread, but I was reading La Motta when it occurred to me.

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