Jump to content

Anubis the Jackal

Members
  • Content Count

    3,114
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Anubis the Jackal

  1. Anubis the Jackal

    Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

    "OK then, he's dead now"
  2. Anubis the Jackal

    Gerald Ford

    No he isn't etc. etc. etc.
  3. Anubis the Jackal

    Gerald Ford

    Yes he is
  4. Anubis the Jackal

    Death Links

    It appears that most of the recent Emlyn Hughes posters are stuck on level two.
  5. Anubis the Jackal

    Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

    The delay was probably due to the failiure to find 72 virgins in France.
  6. Anubis the Jackal

    Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

    So essentially, they're merely keeping him alive by artificial means until the political argument over where he will be buried is resolved. Suddenly makes me feel a lot better about my life that.
  7. Anubis the Jackal

    Fred Dibnah

    I believe he's not going to be buried or cremated but stood up with explosive charges detonated round his ankles. It's what he would have wanted
  8. Anubis the Jackal

    Serious Contenders for Next Years List

    Another fine name. As is Yasser Arafats Chief of staff Rams Cheery.
  9. Anubis the Jackal

    Serious Contenders for Next Years List

    I always thought he was named Cardinal Syn, A marvellous name for a churchman I always thought. Is he still alive then?
  10. Anubis the Jackal

    Bigwig For Earwigs

    The chap from up here who is probably doing quite badly 'down there' Asset stripping scumbag.
  11. Anubis the Jackal

    Arafat's (Inevitable) Death

    Sorry to keep on the obvious track... fry a sat arse
  12. Anubis the Jackal

    Norman Wisdom

    Do you live in Albania perchance? If so, does everyone wear military hats at a jaunty angle and sport well-clipped mustaches? thus...
  13. Anubis the Jackal

    John Peel

    nope. Teenage Kicks the bucket
  14. Anubis the Jackal

    John Peel

    Just heard that John Peel has died of a heart attack in Peru. Terrible news.
  15. Anubis the Jackal

    Dead Losses (2004)

    Two for the music anoraks out there... Greg Shaw Garage Rock "archivist" Dave Godin Soul Master
  16. Anubis the Jackal

    Dead Losses (2004)

    father of homeopathy Jacques Benveniste Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took an underdose.
  17. Anubis the Jackal

    Dead Losses (2004)

    life after death? Perhaps Professor Robert Morris will come back to tell us
  18. Anubis the Jackal

    Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2004

    Mmm, Tasty...
  19. Anubis the Jackal

    Dead Losses (2004)

    CRAZY NAME Also a big part of our collective childhood
  20. Anubis the Jackal

    Marc Almond

    A fine story, and one that has survived down the ages. My dad first heard it about Johnnie Ray, i heard it about 'That Bloke from Tight Fit' whereas for my younger brother it was Morrissey. A US source says it was Rod Stewart and now it's probably Will Young but I don't hang around school playgrounds enough to confirm that.
  21. Anubis the Jackal

    Marc Almond

    Gah!, just as I put the same link in the candidates list... Anyway, apparently the police found skid-marks on his helmet.
  22. Anubis the Jackal

    Serious Contenders for Next Years List

    marc almond Apparently the police found skid marks on his helmet.
  23. Anubis the Jackal

    Alistair Cooke

    Aye, la. 'appen as might ya wee baw-heed.
  24. Anubis the Jackal

    Jimmy Savile

    Is Jimmy a Catholic? Does the Pope shoot in the woods?
  25. Anubis the Jackal

    Christopher Reeve

    Sadly, I stole it from my brother. He has a lot more time than me to think up these things.
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use