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    London Chainsaw Massacre?

    I fear this is turning into a home-improvements thread, albeit one with psychopathic neighbour-slaughtering tendencies. Thankfully I get on with mine, though...the circular saw is staying in the shed.
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    Yitzhak Shamir

    A sticky question to be sure
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    London Chainsaw Massacre?

    Reminds me, got to dead-head the roses in my garden too.
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    The last of the ANZACs

    I guess he looked death in the face. Ask not for whom the bell tolls... Or is this just a wind-up?
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    Leslie Ash

    I believe the good Earl was referring to Barbara Windsor, Not to be confused with Elizabeth Windsor (78), Lady Helen 'Melons' Windsor (40) Or indeed Windsor Davies (74)
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Pope T-shirts? Surely just all the old stock of the hilarious 'I like the Pope, The Pope smokes dope' shirts and change the tense with a permanent marker. 'I liked the Pope...'
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    Dom Mintoff

    Q. How do you make a Maltese Cross? A. Put Dom Mintoffs name on a deathlist. (boo...get off...etc.)
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    More Ideas & Possibles for 2005

    Norden - 83 next year John Amis - Apparently a siffleur Ian Wallace - ????
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    More Ideas & Possibles for 2005

    That's the chappie. Horrific programme, I hope you'll agree. Especially the end when the winner would sing a dreary tin-pan alley standard with Mr Race accompanying on piano. Almost as sh*t as Quote Unquote with sodding Nigel Rees.
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    More Ideas & Possibles for 2005

    Steve Race, musician writer and at one point a permanent fixture on Radio 2 is 84 next year. Now retired, but probably still moaning about unlistenable 'Pop Music' in a bath chair in Bexhill. "When you are about thirty-five years old, something terrible always happens to music" That's one of his. Twot.
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    Meinhardt Raabe

    Try as I might, I really can't recall there being a coroner in Wizard of Oz. Admittedly I'm not a huge friend of Dorothy's and I haven't watched the film with Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' as a soundtrack, but I'd know a munchkin if I saw one.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I think that a quarter past four in the morning is not really the perfect time for reasoned argument,or indeed punctuation, as our new friend Henchman has shown.
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    Michael Foot

    Yet another "Son of Deathlist" (Nephew actually, but fairly close) Maybe there should be a half point for DL family members? Paul Foot was a decent guy though.
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    Ian Paisley

    Maybe the planned visit to Northern Ireland by the Pope will be enough to make him implode into a black hole of hate?
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    Introducing the all new Deathlist game...

    The Ashes
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    Introducing the all new Deathlist game...

    Ready, Steady, Stop.
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    Dead Losses (2004)

    That is one great obit. "In a New York restaurant he was spotted by Arturo Lopez-Wilshaw, an immensely rich Chilean with a fortune derived from guano, who, although married to his cousin Patricia Lopez-Huici, had enjoyed a number of homosexual relationships with various partners, including one of the Rocky Twins who had danced with Mistinguett in Paris." Quite simply divine, darling.
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    Jimmy Savile

    Hmm, wouldn't really want to without first consulting messers Sue, Grabbit and Runne...but... Worshipped his mother 'The Duchess' Worked voluntarily in a morgue. Alone. At night. Stayed with his mother after her death. Alone. At night. I would say more...but....
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    More Ideas & Possibles for 2005

    His boogie must soon stop woogie-ing
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    Kirk Douglas

    I'm Douglas!...No! I'm Douglas....No, I am Douglas "He comforted his frail father with an embrace after they laid to rest the troubled actor and comedian." Weeks, not months.
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    So he won't be Poppins his clogs any time soon.
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    David Bowie

    Ashes to Ashes?
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    "I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity" Don't Stop Me Now Hmm, if Mr. May considers a shooting star to be like a large predatory feline oblivious to the discoveries of Isaac Newton, then I doubt he is quite the right man for the S.A.N. job. However, if Mr. May-Dobson, is going to build a telescope or astrolabe out of bits of his own fireplace in the same spirit as his home-built guitar, I'll definitely be tuning in.
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    Thomas Klestil

    Beyond medical alp?
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    Sir Patrick Moore

    Ah, I believe this is where someone must make a crack about Freddie Mercury and Uranus. Anyone?
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