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    Oliver Norvill Hardy

    Alas, poor hound. I was there last week as well. Could have done a bit of Dodd/deathlist poking. Talking to a local up there, (yes these West Cumbrians are a friendly sort, some even speak surprisingly good English) it appears that despite Ulverston selling itself as the birthplace of Stan Laurel with a museum and now this statue, he only actually lived in the town for the grand total of 12 days
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    Jane Goodie

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    Jane Goodie

    One Eggy Jade as promised, with a bonus Ovoid Messiah to boot.
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    Jane Goodie

    Eastertide is once more upon us, and as is traditional in my household we all gather together to paint stupid faces on chicken eggs and gaily smash them to smithereens on some rocks. I usually try to keep it morbid with for example my pairing of Bob Woolmer and Inzaman Ul-Haq from 2007 and the lovely Paul McCartney with Heather Mills from last year Absolutely NO prizes for guessing who will be rolling down a fell somewhere in The Lake District this year...Photos to follow.
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    Death By Jazz

    He's taking five then?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2009

    Watch some of the most shockingly-dubbed cookery programmes ever.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2009

    Sing along with a Japanese blackface Louis Armstrong impersonator.
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    Hunger Strikers

    Black and White?
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    Thomas Klestil

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040705/325/exbw1.html Could it be Vienna him?
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    Ironic Deaths

    There once was a Limerick hitman...
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2010

    Nope, drummer Mick Avory left in '84 and was replaced by the lovely Mr Bob Henrit who I used to work with. The Kinks....
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    Bride Of Picture Association

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    Bride Of Picture Association

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    Andy Ripley and other boofheads

    "The Poor Lad"
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    Jane Goodie

    An Open Apology to my 16-year old Niece of no Discernible Talent, Beauty, Intelligence or Good Character. T*******. I'm sorry. You were right and I was wrong. Do you remember that talk your adoptive mother asked your Aunty and I to have with you? You remember, when you were truanting from school, insulting your family, screaming at your friends, getting arrested, shagging around and generally wasting the best opportunity your short life had offered you. You must remember, we told you that to get anywhere in life, you had to shape up and knuckle down to some work, whether that be at school, through the ample opportunities your adoptive parents had offered for tuition in art, drama or music, by learning a skill that would bring you the admiration and respect of others, or by sheer hard graft like your adopted father? You told us that you didn't need to bother, because all you had to do to be 'A Celebrity' was 'Go on X-Factor' despite my protestations that the sort of talent needed to win a show such as that was only possible through practice and dedication. When told that your Aunty had had to study for 5 years for her course at RADA, and then suffer years of rejections before getting parts in TV drama, and that I had to practice scales for hours before I got good enough to release records, you said that you wouldn't need to bother with that, Celebrities just happen, you know. You were right. So go on f*****g up your life, go on the game again, turn every slight and insult into a full-blown screaming drama of hate and bile because you were right. You obviously don't need to work towards any talent or skill any more, Celebrities do just happen. And thank you, Jade Goody, a true role model for the teenagers of today. Sleep well with the Angles.
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    Bride Of Picture Association

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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Dan Leno and the Limehouse Golem by the magnificent Peter Ackroyd.I Can't recommend it enough. Howard Marks can sh*t right off in my book.
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    Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!

    Ah, if we're going to go into good old faves, here's Phani Tikala.

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