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Bride Of Picture Association
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I visited the doctors last week. I said 'Doctor, can you take look at my genitals they appear to have turned orange and I'm deeply concerned by it' 'What do you do for a living Sir?' The doctor replied. 'Nothing doctor, I'm unemployed' I said 'So what do you do all day?' The doctor said in a suggestive tone. I replied in a confused manner 'Well, everyday I just get up, sit on the sofa, eat Wotsits and watch porn'
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Bride Of Picture Association
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Ideas And Possibilities For 2009
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OK. Robin Knox-Johnson and Sir Ranulph Fiennes are the two with the skills to beat the chills. The third is hopefully a unique DDP pick for me when vital bits of him start turning black and dropping off. -
Ideas And Possibilities For 2009
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Had a chat with a TV type last night (not the dress-wearing kind, more's the shame) Apparently 3 old duffers, 2 of whom have been mentioned at length on these pages, are going on an expedition to the Antarctic. May have a DDP punt on the 3rd of the party, as he's not getting any younger and doesn't have the same experience of such harsh conditions. -
Cale the Drone did a nice version though.
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The cruel heartless bastards at a ShopRite store in New Jersey have refused to make a birthday cake for poor little Adolf Hitler.
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Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
Anubis the Jackal replied to DevonDeathTrip's topic in DeathList Forum
Let's get the Falk out of here... -
Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
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Aren't you Peter Falk? -
Those In Favour Of Forcefully Annexing Portsmouth To Greenland Or Elsewhere
Anubis the Jackal replied to Monoclinic's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
No Need, my insect chum, as Portsmouth is already an island as this dead shonky map shows err...clearly. -
Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
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Peter Falk? -
Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786909.stm shame about the fine, bigger shame about the second name. -
Bride Of Picture Association
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Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
Anubis the Jackal replied to DevonDeathTrip's topic in DeathList Forum
Peter Falk is suffering from Alzheimer's disease. -
Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
Anubis the Jackal replied to DevonDeathTrip's topic in DeathList Forum
Peter Falk is suffering from Alzheimer's disease. -
Fings Aint Wot They Used To Be..
Anubis the Jackal replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I remember doing that in err.... October. Got a good 20 feet across the car park at work. No broken bones though. -
DL's Video Vault
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Parliafunkadelicamentwithadultnappiesandamazingtitfers -
Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2008
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I spent a good part of my childhood on that beach! You wouldn't have let her do that a few years ago when the raw sewage outlet was only about 150 yards offshore Best to try it about 2 miles down the coast where 3 story houses get stones thrown into their back gardens during a storm. -
Bride Of Picture Association
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DL's Video Vault
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Right then. If it's low-grade novelty tat you need, have some Kunt and the Gang -
Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!
Anubis the Jackal replied to VSBfromH's topic in DeathList Forum
Seems hale and hearty, but the stonemason who restored the Compton Abdale Crocodile Head Spring is called Richard Pods. -
Under circumstances that wouldn't be out of place in a Tod Slaughter melodrama, Austrian actor Daniel Hoevels has slit his own throat on stage when the prop knife he was meant to use was 'accidentally?' switched for a real one. Still alive, but still...
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DL's Video Vault
Anubis the Jackal replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I'll see your Kursaal Flyers and raise you the Kursal Massive. Little f****n Kev and Ginger Joe have got the flow motherfucker. -
Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!
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And his near neighbour, Dick Hyman. -
DL's Video Vault
Anubis the Jackal replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
For different reasons This ... Ooof! This especially when you can see the steam coming off Elvin Jones, the drummer. and this