Deathray

How is the list of users that are online ordered?

Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad? Yes, your reply to SC makes no sense as to the content of his post. Twat. As anyone with a brain cell would deduce, I meant to quote your post to which my reply makes perfect sense, Mr Lord of Oral Sex with Mandela.

Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus. hold on, I don't get it... You don't get what, can you explanation which part of my post you need an explanation for, grandad?

People who are down with the kids just stream.

This is happens to have nothing to do with the queen but does anybody else find it easier to skip out two or three steps when using standard staircases because of their height and slightly larger than average feet? I'm between 6'1 and 6'3 and have size 12 feet and find this is usually the case. I'm wondering if that's the reason or it's do with the speed I walk at (about double normal walking speed?) Yes. Yes. I found the other Skippy the clown.

Says someone whose last post but one was over 24 hours ago. Pot kettle black, also if celebs won't fucking die there's nout to talk about. Doofus.

I legit spent five minutes going but he's a cockney isn't he, I was thinking of Mickey Flannigan.

That's interesting, I was just thinking of a great great grandfather who's name appears spelt differently on his marriage and the census then the next census and great grandfathers birth certificate. Possibly clerical errors, but it's definitely the same family. Regarding you're ex-girlfriend, that's a lot of deed poll fees.

At a Catholic Sunday school a group of students were asked what they wanted to be when they grow up. The first kid said I want to be a firefighter, another said I want to be a priest, and this girl said, "I want to be a prostitute". The nun looks at the child in utter horror and says "You want to be a what?" The girl responds "a prostitute". The nun sighs relief and says "Good, for a second I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant."

It amazes and amuses me how easily people changed their surnames between different spellings/pronunciations in the Victorian era.

Not only dropped My nephew just told me he's no longer on FIFA 16. I'm not sure why you're nephews opinion on Adam Johnson is remotely relevant to this thread, but I understand old people have a pathological need to tell irrelevant anecdotes so i'll leave Grandad cat to it.

just imagine the meal hes going to get as his last one? going to cost a fortune! everythings bigger in texas right? even the steak The steak size in Texas I can confirm as being lunatic compared at least with the UK. There was a 'cowgirl' steak of 20oz, and a 'cowboy' steak of 28oz on a menu in one establishment. Who needs the death penalty when you can be served a cholesterol heart attack in one sitting? Texas no longer gives a special last meal. The condemned gets the same as all the other inmates on that day. Congrats for pointing out something that anyone wanting to know could have googled sanctimoniously in response to an anecdote, you're uselessness is never rivalled in this forum by anyone but guest. .

What about the slightly less exclusive 18 to 99 Club? Doesn't have the same ring to it. how about the 8+ club. Steady on now... I heard they call it the BBC bar.

Change it back.

TBF, his mum was a bit of a sort back in the day. Is Justins daddy really Pierre????? Yup.

Double posting by an admin, 5 minutes apart. Forshame.

The poor bastards are going to lose their dad at an incredibly young age.

Latest news, Benitez spotted at St James Park + has an exit clause if we go

Saturday evening (12-3-16), after Leicester humiliate them. Aren't they playing on Monday night? It's debateable whether they've "played" this season. But yeah, they have a game over the weekend and the looming threat of relegation hanging over every remaining fixture this season. No pressure on whoever gives the team talk, then. I knew maryports economy was going down the pan, didn't realise they'd brought back four day weeks!

In other news Benitez is the rumoured replacement. Can't really see him sticking around if we do go down to be frank.

I'm interested to see what club he ends up at next. Corby Town?

I'm still firmly off the belief the Aaron Ramsay effect could flimsily be applied to any footballer. Some are 4 days away from his goal for fucks sake.

If what I heard at the match on Saturday was an indicator by the prevalence of that song, he'd have been gone Sunday.

This is happens to have nothing to do with the queen but does anybody else find it easier to skip out two or three steps when using standard staircases because of their height and slightly larger than average feet? I'm between 6'1 and 6'3 and have size 12 feet and find this is usually the case. I'm wondering if that's the reason or it's do with the speed I walk at (about double normal walking speed?)

might also explain why one is walking down the stairs backwards, im 31 next week and dont fancy giving that a go, theres a ceramic vase at the bottom with my name on it. I'm 20 and I struggle to walk down the stairs sideways skipping and turning forwards with my eyes shut, I couldn't imagine being 90 and going down them backwards.