Deathray

And grooming her for sexual contact beyond that level. The content of the texts is available online. In other news the toon now look dead certs to go down following and abysmal performance at Stoke, a win when Bournemouth visit and finally smashing the mackems might help our cause. A draw at Leicester would be a much needed miracle.

Not the most unexpected of deaths in DL history lets be frank.

Trying to work out if this is aimed at me, Sir Creep or MK. I'd have normally assumed Zorders but he hasn't posted in a while, do we know what the hell happened to him? Was he banned, committed suicide or went to jail? I think perhaps Mummy decided to play hardball and took away his internet privileges I think it's much more likely that MH or PB got sick of them, their banning system is reasonably thorough in my experience.

Rama IX

The American take on Geordie, some Irish/Scottish half-breed who knows a few dozen geordie slang words is apparently sufficient for american TV. My plan to write an entire TV series in geordie dialect might actually be seriously reviewed following that abomination.

On what basis, he's a fairly spry 88-year old. He ain't going nowhere.

I think Gazzas got a few years left in him to be honest.

Newcastle must still be mourning Bobby Robson...

Trying to work out if this is aimed at me, Sir Creep or MK. I'd have normally assumed Zorders but he hasn't posted in a while, do we know what the hell happened to him? Was he banned, committed suicide or went to jail?

Question for TMB: If a theme team was to keep the same name but slightly broaden the scope for picks, for example if I took Cobbles to a Coffin from Actors to anybody whose worked on the show - would the years in DDP for it be reset or remain the same?

Martin Crowe is my third hit, not bad for February given I only had 4 hits last year in total. Joker goes for a second year in a row as well. All rather different to the near hitless 485th place in my debut year which scored 4 points with Chapman Pincher a lone hit. Never going to trouble the top of the board, but nobody solely famous for being ill is something I take pride in.

Absolutely massive one for soap-land. Basically the father of soap. The man responsible for Ena Sharples, Elsie Tanner, Ken Barlow, Emily Bishop, Rita Knox and Annie Walker among hundreds, if not thousands, of other TV creations. I'm sure we can forgive him that! (Who's Rita Knox - you mean Littlewood/Fairclough/Sullivan surely?) You forgot Tanner... But the actress is Barbara Knox, which is where the confusion arose. I didn't forget, I was unaware! I haven't watched for many years. Deathlist is my soap of choice these days. I'd be careful not to drop it, I heard it can cause fatal injuries.

Come on Prince Philip, your times come.

Are you okay, what's up? Another friend diagnosed with Stage IV. She's awaiting results of blood tests to determine treatment. Sorry to hear that, I hope her chemotherapy goes well. Given 1 in 3 people are diagnosed with cancer in their lives, it's one of the few diseases that directly affects us all. That doesn't make it any easier when it happens though.

Are you okay, what's up?

Before people get 'up my jack for missing him, he's not an actor. Glad we've sorted that out.

Absolutely massive one for soap-land. Basically the father of soap. The man responsible for Ena Sharples, Elsie Tanner, Ken Barlow, Emily Bishop, Rita Knox and Annie Walker among hundreds, if not thousands, of other TV creations. I'm sure we can forgive him that! (Who's Rita Knox - you mean Littlewood/Fairclough/Sullivan surely?) Or thank him for such a wonderful show, I really wish more of the old 60s,70s and 80s shows were available, it's a completely different beast to todays shows - and is much better. Of course I do.

Absolutely massive one for soap-land. Basically the father of soap. The man responsible for Ena Sharples, Elsie Tanner, Ken Barlow, Emily Bishop, Rita Knox and Annie Walker among hundreds, if not thousands, of other TV creations.

holy shit 47 that is amazing my Instagram only got 12 likes.What's Instagram? ;-) I think you need to have the nursing home and will discussion with your offspring, as your clearly reaching seniority. For heavens saking: (Disclaimer: this photo was taking in 2005. Internet Grandma probably died before Instagram however meme-generator didn't have a photo of Betty 33 - the actual Instagram Grandma and I'm lazy.) EDIT: To make up for that here's the actual instagram granny:

Bit premature with that joke aren't you?

I bet the Japanese diet and weather has a lot to do with that though. Yeah, but she's ditched the Japanese diet and lives mainly off a dead Beatle. BOOM BOOM! Had been waiting for that joke.

I credit Drop the Dead Donkey for all the recent stunning successes of the Labour party. Watching that show is probably what taught us to believe that literally the only thing that matters in life and the only thing you need to win elections, is banging on about "Murdoch this, Murdoch that" and calling Tories "posh twats"! Oh do fuck off. The only thing you need to win an election is to do what Murdoch says.

Sanders and Rubio.

18 years to the day that Dermot Morgan died. Fecking hell. I'll need a DRINK to recover from that coincidence!

Father Jack a.k.a Frank Kelly http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-35682191