Deathray

Really not a good week for Terry's is it. One dead, one sacked. Holding out for the dreary news in the horrible history of Deary and another footballer going for a Burton.

And what exaclty does this 48 year old man want to do about it? Sue Inman's corpse estate that will have been passed on to his family? FTFY Cheers. I wish the clod all the best. Surely the time to start tort proceedings has passed. Unfortunately due to the UK's current climate it's the perfect time for such tort proceedings - although it'd likely be a trial of facts at this stage. The fact that seeing a celebrities name pop on the news leaves you waiting to here the words dead or pedophile in you're mind for the current climate his for celebrities over here of a certain age at the minute..

Forsyth. He's been ready to go for nearly a century now.

And what exaclty does this 48 year old man want to do about it? Sue Inman's corpse estate that will have been passed on to his family? FTFY

You know that this belongs in the "may I perchance rant" thread Please for the love of all that is fucking holy tell me you're taking the piss. Otherwise I hope you're future children are all flushed down the loo in kleenex rags.

He might have sat on his hands for 37 years because he was sore.... He was a teenager for at least 6 or so years in that period, no why he was sitting on his hands then.

Still trying to figure out who this celebrity is - seen as it's not Brendan O'Caroll and we've established that. Could it be a One Show/Pointless presenter - only genuine family shows I can think of on BBC One.

I'd hardly describe Mrs Brown's Boys as a family show.

When did the one show become the home of tribute shows? Talk about insulting the dead.

At this rate the BAFTAs death montage this year will take half the show up.

Did St.Peter sack the bouncers on the pearly gates?

Firstly, good luck. Secondly it's all going to be fine because Rod Stewart bunged you £10k. Not sure if that's even allowed under football league rules but there you go. Aye, well, we bunged Rod Stewart a date to stand at one end of that pitch and sing to 15,000 punters, so it evens up; unlike the three goals we shipped in response to a resounding nowt from our strike force today. Oh and you're "brave community fighting against adversity" had to be warned over the tannoy not to racially abuse Everton players for scoring goals!

Wassup? They got the most important half spot on! Was amazed at how poor some of carlisle's play was though. Also, rejoicing in the fact that MK Dons got beaten by Chelsea 5-1. The chelsea fans chanting "Wimbledon, Wimbledon, Wimbledon" and "You're only here for the Chelsea" was hilarious.

are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. I don't mind not winning. But I do mind losing to the likes of the teams that have already gained an insurmountable lead by picking dying nobodies. What I mind even more is that there are more valid teams than mine who will do well, but again be bashed into mediocre placings due to the aforesaid. One last thing...salty? What the fuck is that? And as for your other comment, I'm Scottish: we have our kids from 12 up you prick. Find a 14 year old telling a 28 year old there not old enough to have a kid hilarious. You could literally be his dad, given your Scottish.

Only one team, mate, don't short-change my achievements. Not sure achievement is the term i'd use

are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. No he's angry, like many, that a game that began as "let's run as sports book on nationally famous personalities expiry dates" has become a low-hanging fruit fest.

Never trust the yanks with the beautiful game:

Family will have indicated so and he worked for beeb. A bit of a UK institution. Eurovision hasn't been the same for a few years. Was anticipating a biggish death but not Wogan

a) The polls fuckng wrong Bernie Sanders v Donald Trump and the imminent collapse of the us. or c) Hilary Clinton v Jeb Bush and the slow path towards collapse of the us continuing.

Those periods that crop up every few months where you just lose all motivation to do anything and everything feels like you've just been asked to climb Everest with your hands tied behind your back and feet bandaged together. It's not that you don't want to anything it just all feels so difficult and you feel even worse because you know you're wasting the time you could be doing this stuff in trying to do it. I hate these periods, just so soul-destroying and crushing and utterly pointless. *bangs head against wall*

Firstly, good luck. Secondly it's all going to be fine because Rod Stewart bunged you £10k. Not sure if that's even allowed under football league rules but there you go.

Pretty sad reflection on you're life that's considered an achievement. Also Stuart Pearce moves to Lonford AFC (surely Fort Williams main rivals now) on a free transfer and Shola Ameobi offers to play for Bolton,

You can tell he did the Springsteen one and there just thought - you know what I'll carry on with some more. It's by far the best. The Tom Waits one is a close second.

Trying to remember why I put you on block then actually read your post - definitely the right decision: Now this is what I call a winter:

There's a bloke like that on YouTube for Newcastle United. I sometimes wonder if these people realise it's only a game