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  1. Deathray

    The Deathlist Howto

    I have no idea. I'll have a look at it later (which is a polite way of saying: "I can't be arsed now."), but I don't promise results. I think you meant AND rather than BUT. No she means but.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Eh? Sorry phone touchpad broke. in quick if a candidates cv statement has company applied for in would it increase odds of interview Eh? Morbidkid, can you translate this for us please? Sorry I was a bit tired last night and using my phone which has a load of broken parts to the screen when typing. Basically I'm currently applying to some jobs that require CV only applications and a bit unsure about how far to go with tailoring the CV to the position applied for. I've always been taught to open my CV with a brief personal statement highlighting key skills relevant to the post applied for and I was wondering whether it is better to finish that section of the CV off with something along the lines of "I would relish an opportunity to work in retail and utilise these skills" or "I would relish working in [shop name] and utilise these skills". It's barely any extra effort as I'm already re-writing that section for every job applied for but was wondering if it came off as a bit gimmicky? Eh? Sorry phone touchpad broke. in quick if a candidates cv statement has company applied for in would it increase odds of interview Eh? Morbidkid, can you translate this for us please? Not sure how you work in the company name you are applying to in your CV. I always have a cover letter that has a physical address and contact person/Dept even if an online posting asking it to be sent to HR dotcom. Shows I took the time to learn something about them. Maybe it shows I'm a stalker lol. SC See above.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Eh? Sorry phone touchpad broke. in quick if a candidates cv statement has company applied for in would it increase odds of interview
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Recruiters or retail managers would a candidate menttionin ur company in. Cv statement ne a positice
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    By-Election Bingo

    He would've done it anyway - this to me is no different to a newspaper editor publishing a resignation letter themselves online 10 minutes before PMQs. The key here is he'd already written to Corbyn at the time..
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    I presume "a nice cup of tea" or "cuppatea" was offered round? Isn't that the corrie tradition? Eastenders is more the "I cannot afford the funeral or someone poisoned him" route.
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    The Weather

    Good news Cat O'Falk - your spiders should go back into hiding by Tuesday/Wednesday if you're north of Birmingham and Friday anywhere else. On another note - heard someone complain "it's so cold" today - there in for a bloody shock early next week
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    Phantom, if you carrying on falling for Zorders routine so hook, line and sinker you'll embarrass yourself. He's a WUM, someone as intelligent as you should clearly see that?
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    Personally I wouldn't want an entry into my competition from someone who couldn't be arsed to press the first page button on the post. It takes about a minute to read through the rules - any attempt to build a bible is just going to become confused as games become defunct or are no longer updated (Canadian) new games are created (Shauns) and games have their rules ammended (DDP) Personally I think you've got a nerve claiming that "we got by fine without it for ten years" when you've only been here for two years. Most of these games have only been recently established. Oh, and your comment is noted. Feel free to withdraw my team from your game. I shan't trouble you again. Only been posting two years. However I can clearly see you got by fine without before. Also Zorders - you're going on ignore - I'm sick of your shit delusional maniacal rantings.
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    I see you've hit the troll mode (or bottle) early tonight. My past political outlook has very little relevance to my ability to suggest whether or not a sticky thread is warranted.
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    Personally I wouldn't want an entry into my competition from someone who couldn't be arsed to press the first page button on the post. It takes about a minute to read through the rules - any attempt to build a bible is just going to become confused as games become defunct or are no longer updated (Canadian) new games are created (Shauns) and games have their rules ammended (DDP)
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    No. Do suggest which one(s) to unstickify. Nearly all of them: Things To Do While Waiting for Death - it's a nice thread but it's not really of massive importance? Deathlist Convention - there's one a year at most, just pin it once something concretes been set in stone until the meeting and then drop it. Read this First Plus the Ranting Rules - it hasn't been posted in since 2006 Drunk Bored Physcopath - no-one actually posts in it and it's only used as a wastebin for posts by Zorders these days. Name Shame - couldn't you merge this with DL how to or just make DL How to into a "DL Helpthread" for name changes, tag line changes and all the other how do i do this stuff DL Dead pools - we got by fine without it for ten years...
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    Room 101

    Ah, but it's not the puddle they're watching, it's the perennial pastime of people-watching that's going on here. That said, this was the best one for me "I'll never let go, Jack" https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/684753255398785024 The bloke who just jumped it in one motion deserves credit. The livestreams just ended and it's had over half-a-million unique viewers. Apparently a lot of people don't like their jobs!
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    Room 101

    At least 19,000 people are watching a puddle in Drummond Park in which the most interesting thing to happen is a guy with a pink lilo and someone bringing a wetfloor sign... https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj What the fuck has the world come to?
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    Do we really need 9 stickies?
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    Will There Be A Hit In January?

    There is a game in that, though: predict when the next hit will come. There is, surely discussing whether or not the when encompasses January is just an extension of that discussion ergo this thread is pointless.
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    Will There Be A Hit In January?

    Couldn't this discussion be rolled into 1st death thread?
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    Snowballs/sweepstakes Of Death

    Isn't this against the law in Britain?
  19. Deathray

    Lookie Likey

    Danny Dyer and the bloke from Future Islands.
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    Name Shame?

    Point in question /\ /\ /\I think that may have referred to young C U N T who did like to change his log in name like he changed his underpants ( and spammed the chat room last night demanding yet ANOTHER name change) which was pointless as it wouldnt make his shit posting any better. I've changed my name once. Unless you imply that I've only ever changed my undies once. Anyway, can I have Deathray back as my name? Why????????because cunt is to close to fact for him, that's why Sort you're bloody signature out. They don't all need to be on separate lines. Just link to the teams...
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    Deathrace 2016

    I do apologise for being such an inconvenience. If you want to reflect this by punishing me points wise I'd understand.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Hello. I'd just like to say hello too all you folks! Happy DLing.
  23. Customers complain after booking xmas dinner at the Original Masons - rated zero for food hygiene on December 4th last year. What the fuck did they expect? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/christmas-day-dinner-debacle-original-10673553#ICID=FB-Chron-main
  24. it's tallying up how much hits each spot has secured for example the deathlist had only ever had one hit on the 40th spot how is it so hard to understand Because you're a teenager with the vocabulary of an infant.
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