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    The Weather

    Suppose he was right when he said it would be the worst winter for a hundred years - just for completely different reasons than he thought.
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    The Weather

    Called being stuck under the Jetstream - get used to it becauses it's going to meander around the middle of the uk for a while. Turgid, humid, damp weather with horribly warm temps for December.
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    I weighed about 100lbs all the way up until my early 20s. I couldn't put on weight no matter how hard I tried. I suppose if you are about 5'3 tall that's excusable.
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    Paul, given his display in this thread am I now allowed to make tagline Zorders is a cunt?
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Pretty slim. But I do reckon he's a good choice for The Hare's Deadpool, looks like he'll die in the final months of 2016. Oh shit. Erm, an update will be forthcoming but not exactly imminent regarding the scores for this year and registration for next year....
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    So in about an hour we will be deploying raf bombers over Syria in order to support terrorists to kill terrorists!
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    Which one - I've seen people on several websites with really annoying names that are assuming it's white shooters. My reason for speculating it's not Daesh is partly that it's logistically much more difficult for them to carry out there attics in America, there isn't as strong a Halibut extremist base there in Europe, in addition they can just walk into America from Syria the way they can walk into Europe from Syria.
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    Really doubt this is Daesh. It takes a special kind of retard to shoot up a facility for developmentally disabled children. Hope the fuckers get what's coming to them.
  9. Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind? No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one. Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge...... Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge.... Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge. No, Uber drivers just have to prove that they are convicted rapists or summat. It wasn't a reference to the knowledge test, but lard's intricate area. Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.
  10. Would that be your specialist subject on Mastermind? No, they're all right but not my favourites. If I'm going to have something chocolatey it would probably be a Double Decker. What would be my specialist subject? I honestly don't know. I have a few interests and know a little bit about each, rather than a lot about one. Full justification of the licence fee. John Humphries asking Lard Bazar questions about Double Deckers and then probing her General Knowledge...... Lardys fanny may have been called many things but, im certain, General Knowledge isn't one of them Well I hope it wouldn't be common knowledge.... Don't taxi drivers have to drive through it as part of the knowledge.
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    Quantickgate

    His radio 1 evening slot was about the last good thing he did.
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    28 Years Of The Deathlist!

    Could be another Canadian Paul
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    Quantickgate

    Watching the snooker now and Colin Murray must be one of the worst offenders.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Surprised there's nothing in here about the theory that the Paris attacks were executed by the French government, European Union or another third party, to ensure a state of emergency during the climate summit and avoid the massive demonstration planned to take place in Paris today along with other activism against world leaders. Ignoring the NWO shit in the link below, I can see some plausibility in the theory that when the majority of world leaders are heading to your city - many of whom are widely despised for human rights violations, a state of emergency could be useful. http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=25430 http://www.activistpost.com/2015/11/9-reasons-to-question-the-paris-terror-attacks.html ​ ​
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    Don't worry about it that's a "shooting incident" not "terrorism".
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    I really think basing DDP rules on a few emails is insane. The game is inherently offensive, let the people be offended. If there issue is the fact we're gambling on people's deaths, they're probably going to be even more pissed off we're gambling on people's deaths behind their backs. It also makes it a lot harder for players to determine who else scores off their hits.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Never been a backlash in the past so why start now also what the hell happens when they actually die to we get obits for "Person x" that seems a bit cloak and dagger fifa stuff potential. You aint seen my email inbox this year then... Unless you've had a direct complaint of the legally enforceable variety from the "celeb" themselves it shouldn't matter. Would be interested to know who the emails from "angry from tumbridge wells" types were about though
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Never been a backlash in the past so why start now also what the hell happens when they actually die to we get obits for "Person x" that seems a bit cloak and dagger fifa stuff potential.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Commend you for getting rid of BBC local news pages as a valid source but please reinstate Yahoo UK and HuffPost.
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    Room 101

    Wrong thread.
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    Room 101

    All classic corrie videos uploaded by Auntie Corrie have been removed due a copyright claim by ITV studios. The majority of actors in lots of the episodes are dead, the episodes aren't available anywhere else and ITV has no plans to release them and someone else has already started re-uploading them. This really is the height of stupidity by ITV studios. Unless they are actually going to release the episodes through DVD, itvplayer or an online store they're is really no point removing them.
  22. You win $600.000 and you do THIS? I mean, it isn't even THAT much money. Shouldn't a couple of things be higher on your list before you do this? Savings account to accrue interest and live off the interest (£1,350 per month at 2.7% for NatWest) Find a part time job to top it up a bit.
  23. How many fucking arms do you have? To be fair you only need two hands to point at four people depending on where they're stood.
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    By-Election Bingo

    Unless he gives up his seat it's useless to us.
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    Room 101

    Is the house opposite still boarded up? If so why didn't the virgin media twat just park in that tarmac garden?
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