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The other car is badly parked but virgin media aren't exactly helping the situation.

Parked on a crossing Trapped the car in Parked round a bending fence in a way that means they'll have to reverse directly onto the road in a crossing Used the same colours as highway maintenance on the back of the van Parked on (albeit faded) double yellows Quite possibly blocked an entrance to the building in the background

Is he dead yet?

UCAS, choices and that fucking personal statement

Those names can all be shortened to slighty more normal names to be fair: Sab Bea Arty Gerry Leo

Ok I'll bite: what's all this then about Eileen Derbyshire? Give me some medical reason why you're piling on, I can't find any. SC She's been taking long breaks from the show a lot over the past few years.

Given Eileen Derbyshire has played this role for over 50 years with very few breaks I'd see this as a cause for adding her to your list next year, 6 months was also the amount of time given off to Anne Kirkbride. Given Derbyshire's age and long-running history with the show I'd be very surprised if this wasn't for medical reasons. The other possibility is she's got so sick of the current numbskull producers style that she's waiting for the competent person to get bedded in before returning.

Sprouting terrorism panic. I just love the idea that I should be really really afraid of something that I'm not even allowed to know the slightest bit about. It's clear a manhunt for that bloke so why not say so?

Newcastle - north east England about a hundred miles from the Scottish border and fifteen miles from the coast for our foreigners - it's freezing at the minute.

What the fuck is going down in Brussels?

Ok, I have always assumed that post times were GMT.To this end, and IIRC, BS is on the East Coast of the States, it would have been 5.48PM? Hardly the fuggin evening then!!! Liar, liar pants on fire!!! I don't think they were put back so say 6:48

Must be the night of first snows on both sides of the atlantic. 2 inches by 2am last night - all washed away by the rain/sleet that followed and now it's cold enough for snow again.

I use to say it like that but now it's pronounced something like "that fucking cunting arsewipe again."

A lot of the ones in public places leave the side doors open to reduce this happening and stop congestion.

I reckon it'd be something along the lines of "Keep talking that and I'll ensure it is."

Am I the only one starting to think our European overlords might be pushing for a military autocracy the size of the US.

Have we agreed upon new rules.

I heard the bombs had "with love from Paris" written on them. They were American bombs, not French. They could have still put that note on the bombs,just becuase it's not France dropping the bombs doesn't mean vengeance isn't possible. I think the French would write avec l'amour de Paris on their bombs.Can I like this one twice? Best response this month. Well played.SC Expect they'd write Je t'embrasse.

I don't think they actually get to read the bombs otherwise they are more like large cylinders than bombs. Could write it on a passport, after all they survive any explosion!

Lets not do this again - http://gawker.com/reddit-apologizes-for-leading-boston-bomber-witch-hunt-477141847

Because that's not a biased poll. What should the punishment be for mentioning her?

That 4 from 2013 would do nicely.

Suprised she's lasted this long given her lifestyle... Cynthia Payne rose to prominence in the 70s and 80s as a sex party hostess and a sex laws liberalisation campaigner. I also almost bought her book when looking for Sylvia Plath poetry.. She is 81.

Yep, 'cos that's going to stop the guys already in Europe preparing to blow shit up! Why do we never learn!

He changed it, and I couldn't be arsed taking 73 seconds to type out the new one Oh yeh, sorry, there's so many nobs posting bollocks on here they all merge into one. Ta, I try not to stand out too much.