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No.But that's mainly a logistical and financially thing.
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People can be buried in a casket. This whole site is based around people's notoriety - the names meant to point out that once your dead the whole premise of fame becomes redundant - it spelling out cunt is suppossed to drive home the point and infer if someone else takes the piss out of you it doesn't matter.
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Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread
Deathray replied to M Busby Airlines's topic in DeathList Forum
Could've sworn he was on Cobbles to a Coffin but alas not. Missed him and Anne Kirkbride - well this gets embarrassing... -
Computer says no: "a name [must be] longer than 3 characters and shorter than 26." Done. I think it falls under if the spaces are eliminated, please could I have it like that? As in CasketsUnderstandNoTitles
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Is Deathlist Too Permissive Of Banter/abuse Of Posters?
Deathray replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Assuming this is sarcastic, the discussion in chat on this topic last night was extensive and resulted in a lot of different points of viewing being put forward about whether the current abuse is a deterrent to new members, whether certain posters should be banned and whether or not DL's liberal approach has been over-stretched from it's original goals. It also involved the mods plotting a knight of long knives but I doubt that was totally serious. The fact that this thread has defended into a slag fest within a few posts is only going to strengthen the overlords argument. -
12 mods is still overkill for a forum this size
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If Jimmy Carter makes it to the next decade I'll eat a bucket of your shit and top it off with a gallon of katie hopkins piss mixed with johnny rottens sperm. And to add horror to that I'll fly for several hours on Ryanair sat next to you. Can I watch?
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Is it really fair to go after lower ranked nazis who probably had a choice between death and doing what they were told after all these years? I get a lot if them are bastards but some will genuinely have been misguided and were talking a lifetime ago now. Obviously the higher-ups were bastards but is your average concentration guard anymore a nazi than the rookie cop who hits stop and search targets by following advice on which groups to target fron higher up is a racist?
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I'd like my name changed to Caskets Understand No Titles and my tagline changed to Gabor's dead but the man won't talk.
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National treasure Stephen Fry is a fraudster who's actually intelligence isn't as high as QI makes out.
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what's the bleeding point. It's like being an Hammad Miah fan this.
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Who's daft idea were this then?
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New Here And Just Saying Hello
Deathray replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Evening Guest. Piss off you cunt - at least you finally registered you bastard. -
Is the NE really any worse than the express or sunday sport?
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Think his managerial career is about to end. Hopefully a suicide attempt will follow or that doctor'll leave him penniless and he'll die of starvation. Must be the most arrogant, obnoxious, racist man in football - wouldn't be surprised if he's outed as a bit of a dodgy fellow when he's retired onto footies scrapheap.
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Yeah, but the problem going back a few years is that on the evidence we saw, we were her only fans. Nnot that she'd see it this way, but maybe she got her wish. Waits for Shelia Rossal's genuine fan(s) to roll up and prove him wrong. Indeed - note the lack of plural on fan.
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I'm seeing all of the above discussion about prescription drugs and the dangers of developing symtoms. A crude but effective alternative that'd be there and gone quickly might involve laxative chewing gum and an onslaught of blatant shitting fit to stink the house out and - therefore - convince everyone you have a 'bug.' The beauty of relentless shitting is that people wouldn't want to get that close and/or investigate if you stuck to your story. Or just actually have something wrong with your digestive system - constipated for days and then diaretic for days. If I'm really lucky I get actual stomach pains to go along with it or throw up my food. Should probably see the doctor about it but don't trust them. Depends if you have to read them or write them. Don't ever take more than the recommended dose of paracetamol. It will kill you slowly after destroying your liver. There are more worthwhile and fun ways to do that when you are a bit older. This might be better but your parents may be my age and will remember it. I think this was heavily implied in my post. It also fucks with your stomach lining iirc. That is a great film.
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Where Will The Next School Massacre Be?
Deathray replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList Forum
Give it five days. Any country that let's a 'coon* take a gun to the school halloween party is mad. -
A) It seems a lot for a schoolkid level but i only ever got about nine sheets a term, but at a higher level no. B ) Whilst I am certainly not advising you to do this and it is extremely high risk and excessive to avoid just doing your homework a person who needs to be ill for whatever reason can take a certain level of any medicinal drugs below the lethal threshold and experience systems that could pass for a viral infecton and convince most people. The only downside and it's a big one that makes the whole idea redundant is you will actually experience the systems and as such may find it very difficult to concentrate on the work you presumably want to do while feigning your illness. Also if your still living at home your parent/carer might find the massive amount of drugs required to do this missing from the cabinet and be concerned you've attempted a lethal dose - this is not a situation you should ever want to put even your worst enemy in let alone family. or you could try C ) Man flu Your much better off just doing your work and taking time off when you actually ill.
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Utterly convinced Zsa Zsa Gabor was dead years ago.
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*waits for shelia rossals fan*
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dead Sheila Rossall (Infamous Sick Girl From The Seventies)
Deathray replied to Vinegar Tits's topic in DeathList Forum
Having not been around when this minor celebrity* first came to fame I'm amazed that someone could have such an interesting** condition. This only goes to prove that the media will indulge musicians*** for financial gain and those musicians will show their true colours****. Hopefully this ladies legacy***** will be a lesson to us all. *attention whore **utterly delusional perspective on life ***talentless proffessional wailers who've been in obscure bands ****her musical career was clearly a pile of spunk by eighties standards if she couldn't raise the standard fare to yankee town and some money for antideps ***** tragic legacy of self-indulgence, molly-coddling, delusion, publicity whoring, financial deciet and possibly hallucigens ending in it's ridiculous protaganist self infuced implosion -
A trillion better places to ask this question. And yes, no, no, yes.
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What Do You Think Of The 2015 Death List?
Deathray replied to Davey Jones' Locker's topic in DeathList Forum
Awful list year. Course your going to get a higher hit rate if you stuff the list with nonagerians, obscure public servants and cancer-farmers