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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    First hit for my The Cobbles to a Coffin theme team. And a unique too. I'm sure he was a lovely man but by god his character has to be the most irritating in history,
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    Just in case anyones interested they were great. Played all the hits and a lot of their newer stuff from Candy Coated Fury. Crowd went mad for a few songs and utterly insane for Beer and Take on Me.
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    By-Election Bingo

    Seen as your accepting team names can I have Final Reading
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    There's 20. Dubious about most of their chances of obitability or death. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Smith_(disambiguation)
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    By-Election Bingo

    It's around 6 weeks iirc.
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    Pornogrind

    So, I think it's about time this genre of music was recognised for what it is and got it's own thread. We can start with the members of GUT who go by the names Torturer of Lacerated and Satanic Tits, Organic Masturbator of 1000 Splatter Whores and Spermsoaked Consumer of Pussy Barbecue. Then there's the members of Cock and Ball Torture Sascha Pahlke, Timo Pahlke and Tobias Augustin. Other potentials are Livor Mortis members Satarius, Comte Acrius, Nosfereion and Lord Lokhraed. Most of these people wouldn't phase under normal circumstances due to their relatively young ages, but this much sexual obsession and death metal background really cannot be a recipe for a healthy heart and mind. So perhaps we should start looking out for their obits?
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    Newcomer To DDP

    20 names, use substitutes and anyone who'll obit
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    The Weather

    First frost in October jeez. We had our first in September
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    Is Cryogenics A Choice

    And how exactly do they plan to check the outcome of that caper?Presumably they hope it'll happen in their life time.It'd be nice if they turn out to be right. To be fair they've openly admitted it's unlikely. The main question is whether or not they intended to be frozen. Personally I'd rather donate my organs for medical use than do this. Hopefully I will die in a scenario where they can be made use of.
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    Is Cryogenics A Choice

    And how exactly do they plan to check the outcome of that caper? Presumably they hope it'll happen in their life time.
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    By-Election Bingo

    Useless for our purposes
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    Football

    You got to feel for Scotland. I mean even northern ireland are qualified.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Are you sure that's not linked to wikipedia or similar and auto-updated.
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    Death List Convention

    where the fuck is that? You don't need to know, your mummy wont let you out to play with strangers anyway. I couldn't afford to meet up with this forums band of retards in Cambridge never mind in the krouts land.
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    Death List Convention

    where the fuck is that?
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    Crap Poetry Corner

    beautifulL F NWhen when when Will you write A post that's not shite? Oh LardyArse so large When you bend over You block the moon and the stars My bum's so bigAnd my tits are too And I've even got a bigger Cock than you isn't really hard to tell your a coupleLFN+lb= sex and a baby oh wait there's something I'm forgetting oh yeah they are a couple Why don't you just admit you are in love And this is fake love this is true love Oh no you have found outWho it is I dream about Alas my wildest fantasy lingers Because there's no way I'd get it on with a man with webbed fingers And anyhow you are wrong About who it is I long On my feelings I can no longer keep a lid I want to bone you, Morbidkid You realise he's like 14 and that post could get you on a list.
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    Room 101

    Being hungover before you've gone to bed.
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    Lord Howe

    Another massive miss for the list today.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    Out of curiosity, what is the 2016 for 2016? Other than what I can make an educated guess on (though 2016 names on one deadpool does seem a bit much...). It's exactly that.
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    Crap Poetry Corner

    There's some really questionable rhyming pairs in that YW.
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    The Hare's Death Pool

    Yup it's 615. Thanks for pointing the error out although it hasn't been an issue so far
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    Room 101

    It's the teachers place to shut them up if they are being disruptive. Students stepping in is only ever going to end in disaster even if you think you are being helpful.
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    George Bush Senior

    Corrected George may be less confused if you don't use redundant words
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    Denis Healey

    Personally i'd go for Tapsell or Skinner.
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    A Joke

    Jesus fucking christ. Genuinely the first joke to make me wince since that abortion one.
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