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But when a snooker player has a massive rod with a rounded tip rammed up his arse, he's just made sure you know what you always suspected from those flamboyant suits and playing with his balls in rooms full of blokes was true.

Not a typo, it's just an unfunny forum joke I hope will carry on for years. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8546&page=3

Who are my other 31 points for? Brian Sewell I didn't have him, I had Brian Seville

Who are my other 31 points for?

Not sure about the biggie part, but I agree that it has to be soon. How much longer do Crowe, Bhumibol and even Valerie have? I'm think more down the Zsa Zsa and Billy G line of things, they can't be bleeding immortal.

Reckon the next hit is fairly imminent and will be a biggie.

Have you took your profile pic in a public toilet? Also, why do you look like a bus driver?

Had Healey last time - think that's the first time i've picked a winner. Will go with King Boomybullballs.

Yay. I had Healey. Is that 17 points?

We've been here before. He's not the fucking irish one.

He clearly looked frailer than ever before in that interview. Sad death, one of the last 70s Labour heavyweights to go.

Whose up next then?

It'll be depression brought on by playing depressed Steve. It's not uncommon for soap actors to develop illness or vices in parallell to there charachters. Peter Adamson being a classic example.

"Why are you breaking my kayak?" "Because you just fucking pepper sprayed me you piece of shit."

Couple of months old but i just found it! http://news.sky.com/story/1520843/man-jailed-for-stepdads-atomic-wedgie-death

And that's just it, it's the hospitals decision not the pregnant womans.

I thought C-Sections were usually due to medical issues and fairly urgent procedures?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34399091 Adopt you selfish bitch

Don't think you'll need to assassinate him - just take out his duracell bateries

Where does all the time go?

In a move that can either be seen as brave or progressive but certainly not stupid ( ) by the fellow DL browsers I am using this post to track my growing multitude of teams for next year betwen know and December 31st - I'll leave all picks considered for each one in place even after discounting them, given the absurd amount of competitions we now face I need a one-stop shop that isn't a unreadable notepad document or annoyingly slow openoffice document - alas. Deathlist Shadowlist (25 cap from official list) Deathlist Shadowlist (25 cap from my last shadowlist) Sun Wukong Deadpool Derby Dead Pool - Deathray's Kervorkian Clinic Jean Alexander Prince Philip Bhumibol Adulyadej Liz Smith Martin Crowe Robert Mugabe Eileen Derbyshire Ronnie Barker David Attenborough Joost van der Westhuizen Rene Angelil Yasushiro Nakasone George Bush Sr Muhammad Ali Ray Reardon Warren Mitchell June Brown Clare Hollingworth Piet de Jong Pope Benedict Emeritus Derby Dead Pool - The Cobbles to a Coffin Eileen Derbyshire Doreen Keogh Thelma Barlow Johnny Briggs William Roache Jean Alexander Barbara Knox Derby Dead Pool - Animal People are Mammalians Too (Naturalists, Wildlife Documentarians, Animal Rights Activists etc) (Replaces Centenarians) Deathrace Hares Death Pool Hartleypool Deadpool Kentucky Derby Deadpool Canadian Paul Deadpool (starting from Jan 1st in revival attempt - I like it) Fantasy1203 Deadpool Competition Blackpool Forum Deadpool Competition 2016 for 2016 Bhumbibol Adulyadej Former Grand Duke Jean Prince Philip King Albert of the Belgians Begin later in 2016: Inverse Deadpool 2K15 Rotten Dead Pool Shaun of the Dead's Deadpool I look forward to being able to keep on top of this lot from now on.

They qualified outright by finishing in the top 3 of their group in the last Cup, and taking South Africa and Wales to the wire. But there's only 4 teams in a group - how the fuck is this a sustainable system? Doesn't that leave 24 teams that just re-qualify and 8 qualifiers?

Can someone who understands rugby explain how the fuck Samoa got into your most prestigous event? Are they the Fort William of international rugby?

Apart from the fact George would become king - these seem like works of fiction by a loner that have been taken completely out of context. Yes but it is a great story. Presumably he would have included George in his fantas--- I mean, detailed plan. The fact it had to go to a second jury at all says enough. I feel sorry for the bloke. Fantasy of mentally ill = / = assasination plot.

Damn, I'm dropping steadily... Least you've got somewhere to drop from. There's that. And there's just over three calendar months of impending death, can Billy Graham, Zsa Zsa and the other reaper-teasers hold out? Doesn't really matter, none are on my team.