Deathray

Damn, I'm dropping steadily... Least you've got somewhere to drop from.

That's one very unfortunate elephant you've got there. A whole two and a half feet below parr.

Unnatural death bonus points?

Apart from the fact George would become king - these seem like works of fiction by a loner that have been taken completely out of context.

Whilst I would very much like to believe you. I would be happier with something approaching evidence. If I had to pick one it would be Billy Graham as one feels he could go at any minute. I think we will be prepared for the death of the DOE. They're the provisional top 5 for my DDP next year.

He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours...

is jokes on lolly sticks an american thing? No. I remember 'em as a kid growing up in Derby. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149642/Heard-return-lolly-jokes-Gags-revived-sticks-25-years.html Were they just as bad? If not, worse. In the list of things my generation missed on jokes on lolly sticks an go fairly low down the list.

I've just won £285,000 on the People's Postcode Lottery according to a letter that I've been sent by "Harry Butler". Fucking amazing considering I never entered the damn thing in the first place. The best line of the scammers letter is sheer brilliance for it's brazen cheek "Please to help us proceed with your claims, this information must be kept away from the public to avoid unwarranted abuse of the program or fraudulent acts from criminal minded and unauthorised persons" The awful quality of the execution in this scam would be funny if I didn't have a sneaky suspicion some vulnerable folk actually fall for thi crock of shit. The graphics seem to have been rendered in the first version of paint pixel by pixel.

is jokes on lolly sticks an american thing?

Objection your honour. When submitting teams we were led to believe the comp ran to the end of Dec. Changing this after the fact is unfair. By all means run a half year comp after this then switch to full years beginning mid-July

Joining the chorus - too far away

Unless it's a special one your being greedy dragging it out for a week.

To be fair I always thought he was a boaring fucker and think this just hams home how much of a dickhead he is. Although whatever he did was clearly part of a joint enterprise, so, if he and his mates have been offal swines, the pigs will hopefully not just grab him by hoof for it.

I can imagine it would come under "Have you ever committed a criminal act, or an act that directly contravenes the policies you intend to push through as Prime Minister?" which should be the first question anybody asks a potential prime minister. The pig thing would fall under the former and the drugs the latter.

I can cook. I just didn't have any food in.

Fucking tightwad. What I ordered actually cost £6.90, with £2 delivery that the worst advertisement for Southern Fried Chicken of a delivery man upped to £3.10. A tenner is a lot of money, especially when I could've walked half a mile and got better food, even fast food for that matter, for a fiver. Lesson learnt.

Just ordered takeaway fast food. Suppose you can only regret the things you do. Worst tenner I've ever spent.

Before or after he died?

You missed the a out, and that's just every day in Somalia.

Just booked to see Reel Big Fish on the 23rd October. Can't wait.

He's recovering, can't attend his mates memorial service due to illness (Gleamed from google translate, pinch of salt advised)

Time for a little poll.

Pomeroy was only about 14 or 15 when that drawing was done and I may be a lot of things, but horny for teenage boys (or girls) I am not (sorry Deathray) Getting back on topic I always thought Grotbags and Claire Raynor were the same person growing up but trying to find photos that demonstrated the likeness has proved that they don't really look very similar. Any reason for picking me in particular out of all the younger forumers? I'm trying to work out if it's a complement or an insult?

Bibliogryphon...yeah I've been meaning to ask you what's going between you two That Morbidkid is a very good question and I would ask you to consider the following two scenarios 1. Deathray was being the Archbishop of Banterbury and responding to my frankly hippy post with a direct challenge (This is what many could consider to be humorous) 2. Deathray is actually my secret illegitimate son who I have disowned and told that he will never see any of my untold wealth. Take your pick. Oi "dad" you said i could have half provided that i convinced "mum" to marry you on her deathbed for DDP points.

Did they pull up the forums and all? Did they read this thread and Spade Cooley's remark and then turn around their head and watch their colleague keeping suspiciously shtum? Sadly they just stuck to the main page. Weirdly enough our work filter blocks the DDP homepage, but not Pornhub. Bloody hell.