Deathray

This is the problem with the schools being shut.... People start considering 10 casualties a massacre.... 10 people ffs. What did he shoot them with: an air rifle?

My voodoo dolls aren't that fucking detailed....

I'm not picking a fight with anyone in particular. I'm here to piss everybody off equally, I consider it my public duty to the forum to rub every cunt on here up the wrong way.

What the fuck is the connection between Bergerac and Grange Hill Been at the fucking vino again YW.... Use the right sodding thread...

There is less cryptic ways to tell us your a fucking alien.

Just tell him he's still allowed out the house and switch the front door lock to the back door lock. Not like he'll see you do it....

Death is never something to be celebrated. Not mourned yes but celebrated seems a bit fucking far and physcotic. Maybe you'll change your opinion when someone you like gets it you utter subhuman wankstain. Hope you get fucking coronavirus and get it bad. Just gonna go rearrange my voodoo dolls to move you up the queue. Broken leg maybe? Or snapped wrist?

Did someone ask for your opinion you wankstain? Don't remember that.

Oh fuck off Joey or whatever your real name is. I'm not making a big fuss out of anything, I'm just constructively contributing to a deadpooling forum, which is more than can be said for any of the utter turgid dogs hit that you have persistently populated this forum with for several fucking years. Fuck off back to cuntstickistan or wherever it is your really from. Ta.

Change your profile pic back you big fat wanker. I thought your post might be by somebody worth fucking reading for a minute....

Thank you for your opinion. Nobody gives a flying fuck. Just jealous you can't reach the high notes in let it be unless somebodies sticking knives up your rectum?

Oh look yet more look at me pretending I'm useful pissy pants. Go volunteer for the NHS or deliver porn magazines and high strength SPAM disguised as food rations to local elderly lothario. Your penchant for pick pedantry does not preclude the permeation of your penchant and prosperity to performance and being an all round cunt. Who seriously gives a fuck and who seriously gives a shit? Pick someone famous next time you big fat cuntstick.

If it makes you feel better to kid yourself your not a thick cunt then fine. The fact you blatantly missed the point is evident to anyone whose dementia a hasn't set in yet. Tosspot.

Looked and sounded fucking awful on 'Together at Home'

If your going to arselick the admin to castrate the entire forum into not mentioning Mr Unmentionable the least you good do is not fucking mention him yourself out of fucking courtesy.

I didn't say I wished it on Cat you dense tosser re-read my post. Just bluntly your really saying 'I hope he hasn' t got ill or anything'. As I said he has a habit of fucking off for months at a time with no explanation so I wouldn't worry that much. Don't see the point in panicking cos people who often dissappear have disappeared just because of Covid. Someone on here might have him on Facebook I guess?

You're a twisted cunt suggesting Sex Education to cheer someone. It's like someone tried to make Skins but got lost in Recess and Desperate Housewives along the way. Utter fucking shite.

This is not canon you village fucking dunce.

Why beat around the fucking Bush - not like you to be a soft cunt. Probably got Covid tbh.... And if he has it's a pity but more than likely quite a few on here's gonna get it. (to be honest there's a few on here I'd actively wish it upon, need to go grab the voodoo dolls) Cat disappears for months regularly anyway so he'll probably (on the 50/50 he's not tanked up to a ventilator) turn up in a month or so...

I don't drink you cunt. I pulled you up on calling dynamo fat because he literally has no fucking control over it you big fat fucking dimwit, not because I was hammered.

They send someone round your house if your a nominated phone a friend while your mate is on the show to check your answering without resorting to google. I'm sure those people are all 100% immune to bribery.... https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a25733895/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-new-series-lifelines-phone-a-friend-cheating/

It was binned in 2014. But got revived with Jeremy Clarkson as host in 2018 and a new series every so often at the minute... Was on the other week.

I thought you were running by your version of the Tories now.... Hardly Stalinist....

That's a bit beyond nanny state. What is it with this pandemic bringing out borderline dictatorships over the edge. Starts off optional will soon be mandatory.

You know Trump is a peado and a sex pest? Because he believes in a thoroughly debunked conspiracy theory from the last US election.