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Deathray

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Posts posted by Deathray


  1. 3 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

    Why is a statement front page news?

     

    Because are country is sycophantically obsessed with the royal family.

     

    If there weren't laws against it I'd burn down Bucks palace with the whole lot in to be frank. Pariahs and cunts. 


  2. 5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

     

    There's no denying that this is despicable and indefensible.

     

    But at least you have your moments before you go off the deep end, if that makes sense.

     

    The same advise applies to you and every fucker on this forum to be honest. 

     

    Wait are these not fucking pre-modded. Awesome. Your all bunch of fucking cunststains for putting me on pre-mod. 

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  3. On 19/04/2020 at 13:31, philheybrookbay said:

    Friends Mum passed away this morning from coronavirus. Getting a bit close for comfort..

     

    Why was your friends mum famous again? 

     

    Assuming that's why you posted this tidbit in here rather than Death in the Family of Status Updates... 

    • Facepalm 2

  4. 6 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

    There’s no denying that what Zorders did was despicable and I’m not defending his actions. I’m just saying that unlike TheKing who always posted cuntish stuff Zorders at least had his moments before he went off the deep end, if that makes sense. 

     

    Have you considered going outside Joey, maybe take a noose, some petrol and a lighter with you and have a nice oily bath on an A Road. You'll be doing us all a favour. Cheers. 


  5. 15 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

    I don’t know if there was ever a member that truly sounded so undelightful as TheKing. With constantly wishing folk to die, that’s not really the spirit of Deathlist. Even folk Zorders has his moments of good posts before he got banned. 

     

    You know Zorders got banned for telling another member to commit suicide and advocating muslimicide in a matter of a few of his deranged posts.... 

     

    TheKing was undoubtedly a cunt but I don't think anyone has come close to Zorders for being an utter wankstain. I'd still unban him though. I miss my sparring partner.... 


  6. 3 hours ago, Death Impends said:

     

    One has to remember the staff has extra spare time lately due to certain circumstances...

     

    Toast is correct, he was on mod preview and the worst didn't see the light of day. His very last (unapproved) post was expressing frustration with said preview and asking to be banned. Though even without that he was unlikely to last much longer given his track record.

     

    Shame, his actual posts didn't seem that bad..... 

     

    Asking to be banned is such a pissflap move.


  7. 18 minutes ago, Toast said:

     

    I think his posts were on a pre-moderation thing, ie they didn't appear until the mods had checked them.  So we wouldn't have seen the worst of them.

     

    Maybe. Seemed fairly quick responses for being premodded (believe me I know..) 

     

    What a fucking idiot if so though

    : I was getting Mugabe vibes tbf unless MK has actually been ban banned..... 


  8. 7 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

    Run out of Ps there Deathers?

     

    Could have gone with pathetic prick instead of the bold. ;)

     

    But I'm not here to tell you what you should do. Let me pretend I'm being useful, there's a war on and I've no piano.

     

    Pathetic prick hardly has any bite to it

    • Haha 1

  9. 2 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

    I see a super annoying member on the forum finally got banned.

    I say good fucking riddance. 

     

    .Must be a dupe of some description. Whilst an annoying twat I never saw him post anything that would warrant a ban.... Odd. 

     

    Although this real makes my newvsig shine.... 


  10. On 16/12/2004 at 21:12, weatherman91 said:

    After Being Banned in June 04, I'm Weather-Back Thanks to a new IP address.

     

    Wait there's a 6 month step on the ban ladder

     

    Why have I only just found this out. Fucking hell.... So much more room to play with. 


  11. 3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

    When a friend was a student nurse, she had a patient who was a neighbour of Bernard Cribbins - the old chap had no other friends or family but Bernard visited him regularly.  When the patient died, Bernard sent the nurses a hamper to thank them for their care,  but not of chocolates or flowers but of useful things that student nurses of the 1970s needed like tea bags, toiletries and tights.  What a jolly good egg.

     

    There's a sun headline in that if your friend wants the quick cash.... 

     

    'Creepy Bernard Cribbin sent hampers of tights to nurses in the 1970s'

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    • Haha 3

  12. You must all have faith in your dear lord and spurn the evil of drink and drugs. 

     

    We can offer you a mind altering book called the Bible for about the price of a tenner bag, in the right hands it can make you believe as much bullshit as when your stoned. The quran and Torah are also available if you want a different strain. Comes with free paper for rolling and weekly tasting sessions. 


  13. Just now, Steve said:

    I am off to sleep, I am hanging out with 3 beautiful ladies tomorrow so going to be looking my best tomorrow 

     

    Elaborate way of referring to your moggies. 

     

    Hope your three cats are coping with self isolation as poorly as you seem to be. With any luck one of them might scratch your finger off so you can't type... Anyway why am I meant to be worried about you? 

    • Haha 1

  14. 11 minutes ago, TheKing said:


    Of course theres a difference; but bullying is bullying. 

     

    Forgive me if I have to more sympathy. 

     

    I can see why you might have been bullied to be honest... you probably deserved it. 


  15. 3 minutes ago, Steve said:

    You really need to watch who you are talking too! 

     

    Why? What you going to do? Report my post. That's worked for everyone else with a special snowflake for nye on 6 years. There's been others like you who don't get this site either. You'll either get it or give up, see you on the other side either way you wanker

     

    Your on Deathlist now you big fat moron, about the only things that can get you banned from here are posting porn or doxxing someone. I've done one and am still here and am not idiotic enough to do the other. So come and play with the hard lads and tell me why I should be so fucking worried about you? 


  16. 2 minutes ago, Steve said:

    Go back to your kindergarten and write a thousand lines "I must stop behaving like a knob head" hahahaha 

     

    You seem to be missing one crucial detail. 

     

    Behaving like a knobhead gets a reaction put of sad, bored gullible cunts like you. Behaving like a knobhead gives other forum members who are in on the joke a good fucking laugh. Behaving like a knobhead passes some time between other nor.mal things that bog down the day and remind you life is a pile of shit. 

     

    Behaving like a knobhead online is truly the most liberating thing you can do in your own home. Don't worry sad cunts like you will never get it. 

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  17. 11 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

    The day the absolute cunt that my sister was unfortunate enough to have procreated with dies I will fucking celebrate, I’ll dance on the cunt’s grave.  He physically and emotionally abused her while she was dying and had absolutely no defence, and then robbed her kids blind while harassing me and my dad on a daily basis for the last several years moaning about how much inconvenience her death has caused for him. So yeh, I’ll be celebrating a death and it can’t come quick enough. 

     

    OK maybe not never. But my point was clear. 

     

    There's a big difference between 'he bullied me at school' and 'he physchologically manipulated my dying sister'. 

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