rockhopper penguin

Where to begin. We have ideas who's time has come - it's just voters haven't recognised them yet. Takes his share of responsibility for the by-election loss - what a leader! He should be asked if thinks he will still be Leader of the Opposition after the next election, that would be amusing.

Brushing up one's gujarati and hindi.

Last act for Lawrence Tierney this day fifteen years ago, aged 82.

I don't know what any of that means but

Oy vey

You lucky, lucky bastard.

But still isn't very funny.

Secret visit to Harrods today to stock up on Dolphin repellant.

A dead actor is better than anyone standing?

You mean her hands presumably.

Not that we're counting.

Lesbian? Club foot?

A bit like Italian elections then.

This would be the woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell She has a child but nothing to indicate her sexuality. No club foot but she is dyslexic.

@Death Impends still can't access the site via mobile and any chance of a space between rockhopper and penguin so it looks a bit neater? Thanking you muchly in anticipation, keep up the good work.

Your getting sentimental in your old age.

Not a lot of optimism there then.

And if not where did the money go? Would she get a fee from Loose Women?

60 years since Bugs Moran went swimming with the fishes, aged 65.

Wanna see, wanna see.

Jeez, what's a penguin to do to get mentioned on here. Feel like throwing myself under @drol

But in her case she asked for money to go some quack in Germany. Her appearance helps to legitimise such folly. There are many examples of people who decide to accept fate and live life to the last, without having to resort to higher plane of consciousness nonsense.

Indeed. So 2 correct for you and 1 for Mary, not that anyone is counting.

You really are a dick on so many fronts.

Staying in, washing her hair.