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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Where to begin. We have ideas who's time has come - it's just voters haven't recognised them yet. Takes his share of responsibility for the by-election loss - what a leader! He should be asked if thinks he will still be Leader of the Opposition after the next election, that would be amusing.
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    25. Queen Elizabeth II

    Brushing up one's gujarati and hindi.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Last act for Lawrence Tierney this day fifteen years ago, aged 82.
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    Forum Downtime [completed]

    I don't know what any of that means but
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    The Deathlist Cup

    Oy vey
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    The Deathlist Cup

    You lucky, lucky bastard.
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    A Joke

    But still isn't very funny.
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    25. Queen Elizabeth II

    Secret visit to Harrods today to stock up on Dolphin repellant.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You mean her hands presumably.
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    Last Word

    Not that we're counting.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Lesbian? Club foot?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    This would be the woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell She has a child but nothing to indicate her sexuality. No club foot but she is dyslexic.
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    Forum Downtime [completed]

    @Death Impends still can't access the site via mobile and any chance of a space between rockhopper and penguin so it looks a bit neater? Thanking you muchly in anticipation, keep up the good work.
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    Forum Downtime [completed]

    Your getting sentimental in your old age.
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    Leah Bracknell

    Not a lot of optimism there then.
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    Leah Bracknell

    And if not where did the money go? Would she get a fee from Loose Women?
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    60 years since Bugs Moran went swimming with the fishes, aged 65.
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    Wanna see, wanna see.
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    Whom Are You Tarring With The Epithet "twunt"?

    Jeez, what's a penguin to do to get mentioned on here. Feel like throwing myself under @drol
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    Leah Bracknell

    But in her case she asked for money to go some quack in Germany. Her appearance helps to legitimise such folly. There are many examples of people who decide to accept fate and live life to the last, without having to resort to higher plane of consciousness nonsense.
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    Last Word

    Indeed. So 2 correct for you and 1 for Mary, not that anyone is counting.
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    A Joke

    You really are a dick on so many fronts.
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    25. Queen Elizabeth II

    Staying in, washing her hair.
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