Sir Creep

61-year old Michigan hunter mistaken for a turkey, shot with crossbow. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/02/hunter-mistaken-turkey-shot-crossbow/83817508/

Jackie Cooper - 5 years

May 3 2016: We shan't forget the brave leaders of the Irish Rebellion (Rising) who were executed 100 years ago today. Heroes they're all! Tom Clarke Patrick Pearse Thomas MacDonagh https://youtu.be/sR8gi_gWy4M

Not to be outdone, saddle bronc rider Tim Edge was killed Friday near his home in Mantachie, Miss., when he was struck by lightning. Edge was a Dodge National Circuit Finals champion in 2005, SC http://www.ktvq.com/story/31869807/saddle-bronc-champion-edge-horse-killed-by-lightning

More like a stairway to heaven. (Very surprised no one made that pun before me!) Oh, well that's because you're the only one what hasn't blocked my posts, Whitehouse. SC

In other suicidal news today.... George John Dryden, who spent years of his life trying to prove conclusively he was the love child of former Canadian prime minister John George Diefenbaker, died on Sunday. Dryden, 47, who had terminal pancreatic disease, suffered fatal injuries in a suicide attempt. He blamed decades of alcohol abuse for the illness. SC http://www.brandonsun.com/national/breaking-news/diefenbaby-dies-george-dryden-likely-son-of-former-pm-dead-at-47---377807721.html?viewAllComments=y

Sarah Kershaw, a former reporter for The New York Times who covered real estate, the Pacific Northwest and New York City schools, died on Monday at her home in Sosúa, a beach town in the Dominican Republic. She was 49. She was found with a plastic bag tied over her head and pill bottles beside her, said Osvaldo Bonilla, a prosecutor for the province of Puerto Plata, who is investigating her death. Officials are awaiting the results of toxicology tests before determining the cause of death, but Ms. Kershaw told friends that she planned to end her life because she suffered from a debilitating illness, Mr. Bonilla said. SC http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/business/media/sarah-kershaw-former-times-reporter-dies-at-49.html?_r=0&referer=http://r.search.yahoo.com/RV=1/RE=1462243585/RB=/RO=8/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.nytimes.com%2f2016%2f02%2f27%2fbusiness%2fmedia%2fsarah-kershaw-former-times-reporter-dies-at-49.html/RS=%5EADAqgyPWMKC3Xxm2yLiHeZuE5nZSb4-

Former Springboks scrum-half, skipper and coach Cornelius "Nelie" Smith died on Monday in Cape Town of heart failure aged 81, the South African rugby body said. SC http://www.enca.com/sport/rugby/former-bok-nelie-smith-dies

You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds? And with such little effort you made Spade take time to look that up (had to read EVERY one of your posts to do so!). In my book, Charlotte just won the 'Bee-in-Bonnet' award. SC Its Charlottes 'Controller' which suggests that the poster is, maybe, a 52 year old unemployed alcoholic ( sacked by the BBC ) whos wife/partner Charlotte is subject to house arrest, no friends allowed, no phone and has been forced to cut off contact with her worried family.Or summat. Though that surprisingly describes me to a tee.... I have to deny..... I have to...... Oh fuck it. It's me. SC

Phantom this ties in with the recent KMart (Sears) posts. Sports Authority was a KMart creation and spinoff if you will. I recall when they opened, they seemed overpriced but DID have decent deals now and again. But like you, I've not stepped foot in one in at least a decade. Too much competition. SC

Vogue magazine has a 100-year old model (Bo Gilbert), as reported by the Daily Heil (Mail). Thus, absolutely everything you need going forward for a QO! SC http://dailym.ai/1QHlhFh

Not quite important enough for Political Frailty.... (Bangladesh) Ruling party MP Mujibur Rahman Fakir has died after suffering a cardiac arrest. SC http://www.thefinancialexpress-bd.com/2016/05/02/28641/Mymensingh-3-MP-Mujibur-dies Oh but there's more: "Fakir hit the news several times while serving as a junior minister. Incidents like beating up a college teacher and stripping him off his clothes, shaving off people’s head and publicly announcing to marry a female MP aspirant in his constituency brought him up in the headlines."

You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds? And with such little effort you made Spade take time to look that up (had to read EVERY one of your posts to do so!). In my book, Charlotte just won the 'Bee-in-Bonnet' award. SC

...[No word from the mainstream press as yet but...] he is probably the most recognisable name on the list of Chemistry winners. And his best mate is one of the biggest club owners in Estonia.

From latest update: "country singer Merle Haggard has died. Haggard was one of the famed 'Outlaw' country singers along with the likes of Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings...".... I'd like "Forgetting About Kris Kristofferson" for $200, Alec.

I think you'll find that the poles do bend. Quite a lot. Thanks for that, Toast. Now go read the link I provided about the pole vaulter what was in the 1904 Olympics when they used wooden sticks. SC

*checking celebrity Rolodex for Phil Stong...* SC

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Australian goalkeeper Stefan Petrovski, who was struck by lightning during a training session in Malaysia last month, has died in hospital. The 18-year-old was one of two players from Malaysian club Malacca United to be struck during the freak incident on April 5. SC https://nz.sports.yahoo.com/football/a/31486607/stefan-petrovski-australian-goalkeeper-dies-from-lightning-strike/

Oh my entry is basically a nobody I admit, but since we are talking about men with unbending wooden sticks in their hands, I offer up silver medal winning pole vaulter and one time world record holder (@ 12' 4-7/8") LeRoy Samse - 60 years ago.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LeRoy_Samse

Anthony Bourdain tastes the Soup Of Death SC http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/04/14/bourdain-korea.cnn

Former Kentucky guard Ed Davender, the only Wildcat with at least 1,500 points and 400 assists, has died. He was 49. The school announced Saturday that Davender died Thursday night after suffering a heart attack earlier in the week. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/sports/colleges/former-kentucky-guard-ed-davender-dies-at-49/2016/04/30/95f4b600-0ee1-11e6-bc53-db634ca94a2a_story.html

Former (Philippines) Chief Justice Renato Corona died of cardiac arrest early Friday morning (April 29). He was 67. At 1:48 am today, April 29, 2016, Chief Justice Corona succumbed to cardiac arrest. Many Coronas were consumed in his honour. SC http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2016/04/29/Former-Chief-Justice-Renato-Corona-dies.html

A Deathlist thong featuring the face of Ronnie Biggs and some furry nipple tassels? Oh I was about to post something along those lines Lard but yours is superior: SC

Funny you pull that number out your arse: I had approx 17 jobs between 18-26 years of age. I know this cuz I applied for top security clearance job and they asked for every job no matter how short-lived going back 10 years (at the time my entire working life). They gave room for 3 entries be said add more if necess....I had five extra sheets besides the one supplied. Bet they didn't see that coming. SirC