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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    I'm pretty sure the queen was involved in both in some capacity.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Why was she on the 1990 deathlist? Some health scare the previous year?
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    Prince Andrew

    He wouldn't though, even if he'd been found guilty palms would have been greased to avoid him doing time. it was just money spent to save the royal family the embarrassment of the trial.
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    Dying Off The Radar

    Yes I'm bumping this two years too late, but by christ, if you could choose only one face to sum up the 1970s then this is the one.
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    Olivia Newton-John

    Every fucker has, whether they wanted to or not. Still, she was a lovely pretty girl, RIP.
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    Neighbours actor Karl Fletcher puts his hair loss down to Alopecia, but looks like it could be due to having cancer treatment going by his bloated appearance in the previews of the final Neighbours episodes due to air soon.
  7. Nowt. I don't smoke but do zero exercise and I'm pretty much an alcoholic. I will be 50 on my next birthday and almost certainly entering into the final third of my life. I've seen a few relatives who have got into their 80s and early 90s and trust me it looked really shite.
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    Shinzo Abe

    BANZAI!!!!!!!!
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    47. Sly Stone

    Ah right.
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    47. Sly Stone

    Christ he's not long for this world if he's aging 4 years in one year.
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    Andy Goram

    Is that even physically possible? Maybe it is for 50 stone super lardies who go on hunger strike but for a normal person regardless of illness that's bollocks imo.
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    Andy Goram

    Judging by the clobber he is wearing he hasn't got much money left over from his playing days to make his final months more enjoyable either.
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    Ron Mael

    I'm surprised neither has been murdered yet for crimes against music.
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    Diego Maradona

    He'd have been lucky to get £7.10 for it anyway.
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    Diego Maradona

    So who gets that then? Is Hodge pocketing it or giving some/all to charity?
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    World's Oldest

    I can safely say she won't be troubling Tanaka in the longevity stakes.
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    Sir David Attenborough

    Nailed on for the ton at least.
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    Pelé

    Looks like he may finally get a stiffy again.
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    World's Oldest

    And I'm going to have a threesome with the Minogue sisters.
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    World's Oldest

    Looks like she wants to kill everyone in the room.
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    14. James Whale

    Dollar shop for our overseas readers.
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    William Shatner

    My money would be on Shatner seeing off Eastwood. I'd have him odds on to make the ton if it wasn't for his kite.
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    Elton John

    Do yourself and the rest of us a favour by never, ever, posting anything on this forum again.
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    Deathlisters who are dead

    Is anyone on here aware of any who have made the ultimate sacrifice? Lots of threads from the mid noughties have been bumped recently with the orignator or other contributors not having posted in ten plus years..........
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    Tony Blair

    He'll have to put off his visit to the public lavatory the day he gets knighted.
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