Arsewipe

That shirt does him no favours, if it was beige you would've said he looked his age.

I never knew Javier Bardem played the drums for them.

Well if my username is cursed then hopefully Pete Doherty will be departing soon.

2, 3 and 10 look dead already. 5 looks the best out of them all.

To be honest, being pictured with that mass murderer in the clown costume didn't do her any favours long term.

This fucker would sell his own grandkids if it could buy him a few more years. Will probably die from a hair dye overdose.

In the current political climate even Bucks Fizz's song would finish near the bottom. Every fucker hates us.

You mean three score and a deep sea diver?

Fuck off you cheese eating surender monkey.

Whilst physically not looking quite at deaths door yet (apart from the corpse coloured skin) hes obviously on the road to fuckedsville mentally. Can't see him making the three score plus ten.

Lets be honest, snooker as a sport died in the early 90s with the retirement of the old favourites and the introduction of the PL football brand. O'Sullivan aside there are virtually zero personalties left in the game now. When the huge influx of spotty teenage Chinese robots finally start dominating later this decade it will die on its arse completely.

Was canny in CHiPs.

Will probably be classed as "died suddenly" which usually means 99% chance suicide 1% chance heart attack at his age.

Can't take it with you........

I agree with the ones in bold but barely in the top ten for the others.

Guessing he made enough money to see him through to the end in comfort and couldn't be arsed with the 80% of everyday life that is tedious and/or shite for the average man about the house.

Fuck him and all he stands for.

Thought I'd bump this for no reason just to piss some fucker off. Edit: Quite a few of the above not posted in years. Canadian Paul over 4000 posts but nothing since 2013, maybe one for the dead deathlisters list.........

Her 50th birthday in April so I'd imagine thats some sort of target she will achieve. Looks well enough considering, if thats her real hair shes obviously not had any chemo treatment recently.

Well seeing as none of you lazy bastrads could be bothered to find out I did it myself. Five is the most in a single month, achieved twice in September 2003 and July 2007. Four has been achieved seven times, September 1997, March 2002, June 2003, December 2013, June 2015, September 2017 and of course this month to date.

If one more goes this month would five in a single month be a record?

Curently four this month plus Phil the Greek teasing us for a possible fifth. Is this a record for the deathlist?

I went for Leslie Phillips again but I'm sure he's going to fuck us over for a couple more years yet.....

I think he'll hang on for the card off his missus then snuff it a few days later.

Really? I suggest you look at my posts in his thread.