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Leslie Phillips for the umpteenth time.

How would you put these five in order from good to bad for what they did/achieved in their lives? I'd go: 1 Tom Moore 2 Johnny Clegg 3= Ian Brady 3= Peter Sutcliffe 5 Mark E Smith

Long hair makes any bloke over 60 look horrific.

If SC has any decency left he should kill himself immediately.

Reading his Wiki (I know) page, seems he had a bit of trouble similar to Pele in the marital department earlier in his life. But fair play judging by age of his daughter he managed to "get the train into Paddington station" sometime in his fifties....

Christ I thought this fucker had died 20 years ago.

Fucking hell, why bother to do a "gender transition" when you just look exactly the same apart from wearing a shit wig?

So which zanny buttfucker will be quickest to change the comment under his name to BRIANS DEEEAADDD when he goes?

A bog standard 14 for me.

No idea, but I hope for her sake its just gravy granule mix and she can make herself white again.

Fucking hell, Michael Jackson will be spinning in his grave at the plight of this fucker.

A well off woman who lives in the country with the highest longevity in the world, think she's got a few more years left yet. That said, still a much more appropriate pick than William fucking Gates fucking Senior......

He'll be the next Biggs/Gabor/Douglas at this rate.

Twenty's plenty.

Some alki's defy the odds no matter how much they drink. I remember a bloke who lived next door to my aunt who was on the piss virtually every day of his life until his demise in his early 80s. Hope for me yet then

How long before her husband is pictured out with a woman 20 years younger than him I wonder? Fair play to him though, he was in it for the long game....

Yes, dying usually is to most people.

Just looked him up on Wikipedia. Surviving 5 (FIVE) heart attacks is some going to be fair. I'd love to know how many 70 year olds would've been offered a heart transplant in the UK with his prior record, but of course I'm sure he had the funds available to grease the wheels in the good'ol US of A.

I agree, the Queen must be odds on to reach 100.

It'll be cold, cold day in hell before I recognise Bill Gate's dad as a hit this year, still need one more to break the record.

Lets be honest, everyone on here is a motherfucker.

20 in 20 has a good ring to it motherfuckers.

Good shout, coming up to the Connery/Moore age soon

His heart must have been the same size as the football he punched into the net.

Mohammad Ali had it for donkeys years, I think Fox has at least another 10-15 years in him as long as he can afford the best treatment