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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    To be fair he was the oldest looking 8 year old in the world at the time of Poppins.
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    Morrissey

    I'd go out tonight, but I'm a total cunt.
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    General Pervez Musharraf

    Yet another piss poor pick.
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    William H Gates

    End it all now please.
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    William H Gates

    Whoever decided to put him on is a total arsehole and should kill himself now if he had a shred of dignity.
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    Murray Walker

    Impossible not to like him. I'd say slightly better than evens on him reaching 100.
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    William H Gates

    I hope this fucker is ditched next year. If not we may as well just pick 50 of the oldest parents of famous people.
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    Deathlisters who are dead

    I wonder if this will be bumped in 50 years time with someone asking if any of us are still alive.....
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    Beirut Explosion

    Looking at that I'd say it would be in the hundreds rather than thousands. However every cloud has a silver lining, it'll be a good time to be a double glazing salesman over there for the forseeable.
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    Beirut Explosion

    I'd imagine it'll be a few thousand dead, not that I give a fuck. No doubt some will pretend to be devastated whilst really not giving a fuck as well.
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    Beirut Explosion

    Must have caused literally hundreds of pounds worth of damage.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    I forgot Zidane's in the final as well. But as you said for comic timing Massing was the man!
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    I never knew Ben "Massacre" Massing had died. Has to be the title holder of the most blatant red card in WC history.
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    The 13th Death of 2020

    It's about time Ding-Dong snuffed it.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    The Queen mother was getting these on a regular basis. Not many normal Alki's live past 100....
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    Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2

    Steve Bruce will be away next season regardless if Newcastle are taken over or not.
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    Olivia De Havilland

    Without checking I'd imagine Phil the Greek.
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    Olivia De Havilland

    Five of the top 10 gone, one more to go for a new record. Cannot see old Phil or DVD going this year, so over to messers Akihito, Cardin or Dole to get us over the line.
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    Musings on Life Expectancy

    Not looking too clever for me. Mother died at 53 and Father 73 (Leukemia and brain tumour respectively). Grandparents fared better, dying in order of age at 95, 90, 76 and 65. I'm 47, reasonable lifestyle but I drink FAR too much. I'd imagine I'm looking at early to mid 70s unless the drink kills me sooner.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Ok, I'm a spacca
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Old news that no one bothered to post in the correct thread.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Some Argie from the 66 squad reported dead, can't be arsed to look him up.
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    The Boys Of '66

    His wife fell out with his mother a long time ago and that was it basically. No doubt he does have health issues but I don't think he would have attended even if able to.
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    Alex Trebek

    No worse than no treatment I'd imagine. If it gives him a couple of extra months why not try it......
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    Crew Of USS Enterprise

    And on a side note did Lady Die die? Quite a prolific poster but no log in for almost 11 years.......
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