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The Quim Reaper

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The Quim Reaper last won the day on June 20

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About The Quim Reaper

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    Give that meat a good ol' rub
  • Birthday 25/07/1996

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    Logic, Words, Noises

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  1. The Quim Reaper

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    This goes totally against the grain of stuff I usually listen to. Normally it's just shite I'll tolerate on a night out on the piss, but I actually like this. It's catchy.
  2. The Quim Reaper

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Used in Spider-Man 3, 12 years ago. The song is infinitely better than the film, and the film wasn't bad.
  3. The Quim Reaper

    The 7th Death of 2019

    I voted for that indefatigable bitch Leah Bracknell.
  4. The Quim Reaper

    Death By Numbers 2019

    Clegg a hit for myself. And the Unknown Man. And Banana. And Skinny, msc, drol, and Chorizo. SC, Book, Clorox and Roey. And John Key. GUN, Rad, DI, and finally Fixed Business. And Pedro. But that really is it. Apart from DDT.
  5. The Quim Reaper

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Tory membership is only 0.3% of the electorate and they're choosing between a twat and a prat. But, of course, though we're not involved in the election, we're shafted one way or another by the result of it. Fair, innit? The Tories expect you to eat their arseholes and then punish and mock you for not knowing what wine goes best with arsehole.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Just watched the ITV Debate: Britain’s Next Prime Minister. That was just about the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. The single worst thing. Not just politically, I mean out of everything. Jesus riverdancing Christ. Childish arguing, no real scrutiny for either of them, just Johnson doing nothing but being a gibbering arse tumour of a human being and answering questions by making the moronic (and entirely Tory voting or occasional Tory voting, apparently) audience laugh and forget what the question was, and Hunt just generally sounding like a 28 carat shite and failing to provide any detail (particularly about his “10 point plan for Brexit”, which he brought with him but never showed, explained or even touched on the content of it). Best case scenario, aside from both their chauffeur driven Jags crashing head on into each other on the way home, is that Hunt becomes PM and is at best only as shit as Theresa May. But I’m willing to believe that more than 50% of the Tory membership are morons, who’ll naturally vote Johnson because they haven’t the mental capacity for fear of this absolute weapons grade shithouse fisting this already broken country to the gall bladder with his sheer ineptitude. If you haven’t seen it but are planning to catch up on it, make sure you’re in a foul mood already so there’s no fucking comedown. Get on a plane, everyone in the UK. We’re buggered.
  7. This is disgusting. Just let the family grieve in peace.
  8. The Quim Reaper

    A Joke

    My phone’s autocorrect is such a bastard. To my embarrassment, I’ve just texted my mate asking if he wanted to go for a wank by the river. I meant the canal.
  9. The Quim Reaper

    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I can see that cocktail catching on in all high end bars in the city. Beats a fucking espresso martini, anyway.
  10. The Quim Reaper

    Stevie Wonder

    His kidneys are packing in; he's down for a transplant in September.
  11. The Quim Reaper

    Death By Numbers 2019

    Yes! I'm not last! I'm second-last!
  12. The Quim Reaper

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    A song to play in the car, on your own, doing 100, with the sun setting and the volume right up. Glorious.
  13. The Quim Reaper

    The 6th Death of 2019

    Leah until she dies I die, more than likely.
  14. The Quim Reaper

    So... What Games Are You Playing?

    Just downloaded Crash Team Racing - Nitro Fuelled on PS4, as a bit of light relief from all the cuntiness life brings. Pungent wafts of nostalgia are floating my way. As far as I’m concerned, I’m 5 years old again, on the PSOne, on the original CTR, I’m sprawled out on a little bean bag, I’ve got a Sunny Delight and I’m definitely not sad.
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