The Quim Reaper

I did say I’ll return after missing ‘20 so I’ll scrap together a list when I get a (rare) spare minute.

I can’t think why...

In short, yes. And Brexshiteers are saying it’s not Brexit’s fault, it’s the legislation’s fault...which from day 1 was always going to be there, as a direct result of Brexit. We are a joke.

Haircut done. I’m now 20% lighter. Now I’m off to the fucking pub.

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Your account dies this evening

9th May

The whole thing is so open to interpretation that there are no right answers to who’s more significant than who, so the entirety of this thread is pointless and should get in the bin please admins thank you.

You said that British royals have zero meaning outside the UK, so all I did was disprove your point, just as swiftly as you proved my earlier point that the majority of the US has its head even further up its own arse than the UK. I’m not a royalist at all but these are just fucking facts.

Ahem

The FBI are now like “Oh right, is he doing interviews now?”

There are now claims from the appointed commissioners that the government rewrote much of the recent ‘independent’ report that played down institutional racism in the UK. The report wasn’t made available to the commissioners before Number 10 could cherrypick and twist findings and produce them in a less implicative and politically unsavoury way. If true, which, though utterly scandalous and appalling, wouldn’t be surprising in the slightest, the government have rigged a report about ethnic minorities so they could claim the UK is not rigged against ethnic minorities. It’d also explain why No.10’s race adviser Samuel Kasumu resigned immediately after the report published its ‘findings’.

Amazingly, you’re on the right lines

Unfortunately, the UK is not as far up its own arsehole as the US but still pretty fucking far, and as such the press and people of a certain mindset (royalists, staunch patriots etc) have it in their heads that Philip’s death is the most important thing in the world right now. DMX was very well known and has garnered attention here in the UK too, though it’s all vastly confined to social media and such thanks to Philip. If anyone wants a quiet death or wants to hide a scandal of some sort, now’s the fucking time in the UK.